Leaving Peru in a hurry, they 'bout to be killed!  

A 1989 Silver Ford Taurus speeds up onto a grassy airport, driving quickly to the locale of the airplane that is to take them back to America. Roe and Dr. A are inside, after the tragic loss of Ms. C… off the side of a cliff!!!!!

Dr. A: “*Sniff* Its just starting to catch on. I am finally realizing it… Ms. C is gone. GONE FOREVER!”

Roe: “I can’t deal with that right now Doc, we have got to get out of here before that crazy Kastronis guy murders us both!!!”

Dr. A: “Both?! Both… who cares about you? I care about me.”

Roe: “Well if I don’t live though this ordeal then you get no money.”

Dr. A: “Forget the money, I did it all for Ms. C. I love her… her sweet, sweet body, her luscious lips. I can’t believe we are…”

ERRRR!!!

The car pulls to a sudden halt as they reach the airplane.

Roe quickly jams open the door, jumps off of his stack of books that allows him to reach the wheel and heads for the airplane.

Roe: “Hurry up Doc! Hurry! I’ve got the Will in my hands. I have Wade’s will! HURRY!”

Dr. A: “I’m coming!”

The doc jumps into the plane, the two slam the door shut and run to the cockpit.

Dr. A: “PILOT! TAKE OFF- NOW!!”

Dr. Abortion makes a commanding statement that would make any man jump from their seat and obey. He only problem is…

There is no pilot in the seat.

Dr. A: “Where is he at? Where is the pilot!?”

Roe: “No time… we gotta go without him… someone is trying to kill us!”

Dr. A: “Roe! I didn’t know you could fly! Were you trained at that Aviation School in College Park?”

Roe: “No… but I did stay in a ‘Holiday Inn: Express’ last night.”

Rimshot …Haha… does anyone remember those commercials?

Roe starts flipping switches and stuff, pulling leavers. He sits in the main seat as Dr. A takes the Co-Pilot.

Roe: “Okay, we’ve got to do this and we’ve got to do this as quick as possible!!”

Dr. A: “Gotcha.”

20 Minutes Later…

Roe: “20 Minutes?!?! That was slow as heck, I said as quick as possible!”

Dr. A: “Sorry. I don’t know anything about planes except that they fly… or something like that.”

Roe hits the ignition and whatever else you do. The plane begins to take off.

It starts to go down the runway, and just as that happens, up comes a Black Cadillac (with leather interior) with a Llama head as the hood ordainment. The driver is none other then the infamous executor of Wade’s will, Mr. John Kastronis.

Kastronis: “NO! NO! You can’t get away.”

Kastronis pulls his car in front of the plane, but the plane takes off just in time. He fires off a couple shots… not knowing if it was damaged or not.

Kastronis: “Hmm, I wonder if I got the fuel tank. Hehehe. Wait, I have a strange feeling that this will be the last ever post I am included in. HEY! That’s no fair! I want more lines! I want more lines! I am an evil genius I tell you! I can…

The camera cuts off.