Getting the Drug Lord's Fortune??  

We take you to inside of a lavish, well-adorned room. Treasures of the world are in there, even more beautiful sights are to be seen then Stephanie McMahon’s chest when she ran down to interfere in the Angle/Jericho match (sorry…I have a thing for her).

The camera pans down to reveal a wealthy Peruvian businessman, and in the Golden door walks Roe, Wade, Ms. Contraceptive and the refrigerated body of Wade.

Juan Aleman Wade: “Hello there, which one of you is Jermain Roe?”

Roe: “I am sir. I was good friends with your son, Stanton.”

Aleman: “Yes, I have heard many tales about you. Us drug lords pay attention to the stories of our dear children. Please, may I see the body?”

Roe: “Uhh… okay.”

He walks back and opens up the refrigerator.

Aleman: “SON! My dear son… *sniff* man, you smell horrible. How could you leave me at such a young age?!”

Dr. A: “Stuff like that happens. Just gotta live with it man.”

Ms. C: “Yeah, yeah… this mourning is soooo heartbreaking. But Mr. Drug Lord Father, WHERE IS OUR MONEY?!”

Aleman: “Ah yes, Wade left everything to you Roe, here… here is the sheet of paper that officially makes you to the heir of his estate in US.”

Roe: “That you sir.”

Dr. A: “HAHA! We are rich!”

Aleman: “No, no… two corrections. First, ROE is rich- not you. Second, this is property of the United States. This must be turned into a United States official first before the fortune is handed over.”

Ms. C: “Damn… another step. No one said anything about that. Well I guess we’ll do it when we go back.”

Dr. A: “Just calm down dear, I’m sure nothing will happen between now and then, I PROMISE YOU.”

Roe: “Well, thank you for the time Mr. Aleman Wade. I’d like to stay for the burial and…”

Dr. A slaps his mouth over Roe.

Dr. A: “What Roe was trying to say was that we’d love to stay but we can’t- important business to attend to. What is the quickest way back to the airport?”

Ms. C: “Yeah, it took us a whole day since the last post. There has to be a quicker ride.”

Aleman: “Oh, but there is. Just use that dangerous, steep, cliff road to the west of this estate. It will take you there in just a few hours. But note… it is dangerous- someone or a whole car could fall off.”

Dr. A: “Gee… maybe we just better go the other way t-”

Ms. C: “NO! Honey- we go that way. I mean, come on, its not like anyone is out to kill us, huh?”

Dr. A: “I guess not.”

The three get ready and go.