Dr. A & Crew goes to the
airport
A Limousine with a paid driver… no… wait…
check that. Lets start again, shall we?
A 1989 Silver Ford Taurus Station Wagon
with no air conditioning pulls up to a Private Airport runway. Jermain Roe is
driving. He is sitting on a stack of 2 phone books to reach up to the wheel.
Ms. C and Dr. A pop out as the car stops. Oh yeah, Roe gets out too.
They begin to walk over to a small
airplane that waits on the runway. There are two men and a refrigerator outside
of the plane.
Dr. A: “Hello there… is this our
plane that is headed to Peru?”
Mr. K:, Executor of the
Dead Wade’s Estate: “Why yes it is Dr. Abortion.”
Dr. A: “Oh, Mr. K… I
didn’t know that you’d be here.”
Mr. K: “Why, I’m just here to
make sure things take of… smoothly. Mwahahaha!”
Roe: “Man… that guy’s laugh
freaks me out.”
Ms. C: “Yeah… I know what you
mean. *ahem* So… err… Mr. K, is that our pilot?”
Mr. K: “Hello there lovely
lady. Why yes, yes it is… meet Captain Kenneth!
Captain Kenneth: “Hey man, hows
it goin? Give me a smoke!”
Dr. A: “No.”
Bassard: “Aww damn.”
Dr. A: “What?”
Roe: “Hey guys… that’s Wade there
stuffed in the refrigerator. We’ve got to take him in the plane so we can give
him a proper burial.”
Ms. C: “Times a wasting. Lets get
ready for the Goya Bean Capital of the world, Peru.”
The three begin to ascend the stairs
leading into the plane. Roe grabs onto a rope attached to the fridge and drags
it in.
The pilot jumps in and is about the close
the door. But just before that happens Dr. A looks out and sees:
Mr. K: “Have a safe journey!”
He waves his arm goodbye and the door
shuts. Mr. K then sneaks to the back of the plane.
Mr. K: HAHAHA… if they never
get that body there then I, the executor, will get all of Wade’s money for
myself! HAHAHA! THEY MUST FAIL!”
Mr. K whips out a screwdriver,
and shoves it into the airplane’s turbine engine.
The plane begins to warm up and
eventually… take off.
Next Stop: PERU… if they get there.