Dr. A & Ms. C... back together again... awwww

Dr. Abortion and Jermain Roe are in Dr. A’s locker Room. It looks like they have a few things packed, ready to go on a trip.

Dr. A: “So where is Wade’s rotting, smelly body right now?”

Roe: “It’ll be at the airport waiting for us. I couldn’t afford a coffin; those things are damn expensive- even little coffins for us midgets. So I just stuffed him in this freezer I had and plugged it in. He shouldn’t be smelling too fowl.”

Dr. A: “Yeah, they sure don’t pay us enough here in the CRF. In fact- nothing at all. Good thinking. Now lets go!”

The duo heads out of the room, ready to deliver the dead Wade’s body to his family in Peru via airplane and receive his family fortune. Yet suddenly…

WHAM!!!

The door slams open, and in she steps in.

Ms. C: “Hello there, Doctor Abortion.”

Dr. A: “Ms. Contraceptive! You came back to me! You are loyal! I love you.”

He drops his bags and goes over for a hug. She biatch-slaps him.

Ms. C: “Ooooh no you don’t. I have my memory back… I know what is going on here. Your brainwashing has worn off Dr. Abortion. I am back in control now. You shall obey me! Mwahahaha!”

Dr. A: “Damn… well, I would be disappointed- but then again I was totally without guidance without your leadership. I just suck.”

Ms. C: “That’s right- you need me to mold you, and me to control you. You are a week nothing without me. Even before Carnage jammed the screwdriver into your crotch and gave you that sexual dysfunction.”

Dr. A: “SHH! Don’t talk about that.”

Roe: “Look Ms. C, its great to have you back and all… but we have to go down to Peru. Wade died.”

Ms. C: “What? That’s terrible! The poor little midget. *sniff* He was so fun to tease and make fun of. You never know how much you love a guy till there gone.”

Dr. A: “Um, yes. So can we go catch the plane now?”

Ms. C: “No.”

Dr. A: “Why not?”

Ms. C: “Because you have a match stupid. You have to fight Mystikal… you’ll advance in the Tourney, check that- you’ll lose… But I’m making you fight anyway just in case.”

Dr. A: *sigh* “Yes dear.”

The doc whips off his suit and puts on his blue-green medical scrubs.

Dr. A: “Okay… one more operation before I become a millionaire and leave this horrible fed. Lets go!”

The doc charges out of the room and heads towards the ring. Ms. C walks sexily behind as the midget Roe drops his stuff and hobbles along, following.

[…FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY BY:]

A prematch you can't miss... unless you are queer  

"Bad Medicine" by Bon Jovi hits the arena.

JR: “Well fans, here comes the loudmouthed and sometimes controversial Dr. Abortion!”

Joey: “Yeah… I mean I think he killed off one of his midgets or something. That’s just horrible.”

The doc comes strolling down to the ring with mic in hand. Ms. Contraceptive and Jermain Roe follow him.

JR: “The doc has to fight Mystikal, and Mystikal knows the doc all too well how the doc works. Yet it looks like he’s going to rant for a bit first.”

Dr. A: “LADIES and GENTLEMEN, The Doc is in, let the operation begin!”

He goes up to the ropes and spreads his arm for applause. But all he hears is booing, the sweet sound that he was waiting for.

Dr. A: “I am the Doc From DC, I am the Practical Practitioner, I am the Maniacal Medic and I am the PHYSICIAN ON A MISSION!”

The boos continue, Ms. C swaggers her body in the ring. A mixture of the usual offensive chants come down to the two.

Dr. A: “Now as many of you may know, this is a hard time for me, the greatest man to ever live. For God has taken my beloved midget away. I mean I guess God had to do something… I am better, smarter, more handsome and talented then all of you- so God had to even the odds by doing this to me. Oh well, I will survive.”

JR: “Can he think of anyone but himself at a horrible time like this?!”

Joey: “No, he’s not supposed to! Its all about him in the CRF- you know that JR!”

Dr. A: “I guess I’ll just have to make it with this beautiful woman by my side, who loves me dearly, and is back with the doc’s emergency response crew.”

He hands the mic to the lovely lady, though sluttish as she may be.

Ms. C: “Now, now, you load-mouthed fans. Be polite. I am back with my dear, dear boy friend. We’ve been together since October in the iUIWA, and nothing will ever take us apart. Isn’t that right snookums? I’d really appreciate it if you all just shut up and give this poor, poor man some time because the death of his good midget friend.”

Dr. A: “Yes, please. Roe, are there any memories you’d like to share about little Wade?”

Roe: “Yes, it was the first time we met up with Dr. A again after college. Me and Wade went to go bail Dr. A out of jail for sending Ms. C to a battered woman’s home and…”

Dr. A: “SHH!!! Don’t talk about that! Hehe… everything’s forgiven, right darling?”

Ms. C eyes Dr. A, remembering that old plotline… but then gives him a hug.

Joey: “Aww… this is sweet!”

Dr. A: “Moving on to Mystikal. Me and you came to the CRF at about the same time. We’ve got to know each other a little, and I would like to take this time to say… YOU SUCK. That’s right. The only thing you have got going for you is the fact that you know I will pull this one off, and no Apple will keep this doctor away. Mysty… years ago I killed babies. But now I’m here to kill you!”

The doc suddenly whips out a hypodermic needle, and flashes it to the camera.

JR: “My God NO! That’s one of Dr. A’s Legendary Thorazine Syringes! He isn’t going to use it? Is he?!?!

The doc suddenly notices something is amiss.

Dr. A: “Wait a minute… that’s not my Thorazine. My Thorazine is in my other pocket, this is just my… uhh… nevermind.”

The doc tucks that needle in, and whips out another.

JR: “I’m beginning to think that Dr. A has a drug problem.”

Joey: “Nonsense.”

Dr. A charges at Mystikal… and the fight begins.