Ms. C gets her Memory back

BATMAN’S LOCKER ROOM:

Ms. Contraceptive, the woman of so many men’s eyes as of lately, sits in Batman’s locker room, somewhat against her will. To tell the truth, it’s been hard for her to understand what has been going on ever since Dr. Abortion brainwashed her.

She was once the maniacal dictator behind the doc- she was the brains behind him. Yet after her stint with Vicegrip, the doc conditioned her to be passive and submissive.

…That is, until today.

Batman: “Hahahaha! I wonder what wonderful PRANKS I can pull on people today.”

Ms. C: “Batman, I’m a little confused. Before, you are calling me a name that isn’t my name. My name is Ms. C.”

Batman: “Hehehehe… I’ll explain everything to you in a minute. Now just let me pop into the other room and pull out my bag of tricks!”

He does so, leaving Ms. C alone there for a minute. She gets to thinking.

Ms. C: “Hmm, I wonder what I ca-”

She Suddenly stops, remembering a *CLASSIC* moment with Dr. A.

FLASHBACK…

Dr. A: “Look honey, I love you… you mean everything to me. Please… just do not make me do it!”

Wade: “Yeah Ms. Contraceptive, don’t you think that you are being a little hard on the doc?”

Ms. C: “Hard on him?! HA! Maybe if he’d OBEY me a little more he wouldn’t have to do all of this.”

Roe: “No way Ms. C, be nice for a change. You’re always acting like you’re in the middle of a period.”

SMACK!!! Ms. C clocks the midget in the face.

Ms. C: “DO IT! NOW!!”

Dr. A: “There is no chance in hell that I will, Ms. C- you don’t own me! You don’t control me! There is more chance that Roe and Wade will join the Nation of Islam in a few months then there is of me doing what you’re ordering!”

Wade: “Hahaha… that’s funny, you know we would never do that to you doc!”

Ms. C: “I am not going to say it again- YOU WILL start a plotline where you pretend to love Pestilence’s girl, Sarah. It is all part of a greater plot. Just listen to me. We will completely destroy Pestilence and humiliate him. It will be funny.”

Dr. A: “But why honey? Why? I think Pestilence is a good guy, and I am a good person. And about the ‘Dr. Abortion’ name. I think it is offensive. Can I change it?”

Ms. C: “NO! AND DON’T YOU EVER TALK LIKE THAT AGAIN TO ME. I made you, I molded you into the badest, most evil man in this game. You will take on the persona of the most evil man of all time, by God you will take it on so far that you will actually become evil… mwahahahaha!”

The Flashback ends.

Ms. C: “Wow… that was me? I was a vindictive, evil, tyrannical, horrible, itch with a capitol ‘B.’ I can’t believe it… wait, I remember now! I remember!”

Batman walks back into the room.

Batman: “Were you talking to yourself?”

Ms. C: “Umm, Batman, could you tell me something.”

Batman: “What is it?”

Ms. C: “Are you willing to be completely loyal to me, obey my every command, beg for my every wish, serve me 24 hours a day, lose matches when I tell you to, mutilate your body for my own amusement, be my total and complete SLAVE forever?”

Batman: “Umm… no. That doesn’t sound to appealing.”

Ms. C: “That’s what I thought you’d say. There is only one man that is such an abstinent, loser, worthless piece of garbage that would do that, oh- and one more thing.”

Ms. C turns around, as if to pull something out of her purse. But then she turns around quickly again and punches Batman in the face.

BAM!!!

He’s out cold.

Ms. C: “Hahahahahaha… I love being evil. Hahaha… Dr. Abortion, here I come.”