The Doc /w/ a Crossroads
Defense
‘Bad Medicine’ by Bon Jovi begins to play
for one of the several times this day. Orion Pax [*note – this was an error, I confused
Dr. Abortion with my other slammer, Orion Pax and typed in the wrong name.
Pestilence quickly emailed me with my error, and taunted my stupidity. Damn
that Pestilence. It should say ‘Dr. A’]
comes slowly trotting out with mic in hand and his midgets near-by, he
obviously has not found Ms. Contraceptive yet.
Dr. A: “Hello there. I have been
told that I, the great Dr. Abortion, must defend this ‘Crossroads’ title
thingie. Whatever. There are more important things for me to deal with right
now. Trips and Batman have really gotten to me, and I’ve got to get in my Taurus
to go to the Funhouse later tonight. So California and Hardcourt, make this
easy for yourselves…”
Wade: “Hey! Hey! Did you see that
guys?”
Roe: “See what?”
Dr. A: “Damnit midgets. Don’t you
ever cut me off mid-sentence again!”
Wade: “Sorry Boss, I thought I
saw a sniper in the Audience- the nation is out to kill me!”
Dr. A: “Nonsense. Now Cali and
Hardcork or whatever your name is… THE DOCTOR IS IN, SO LET THE OPERATION BEGIN!”(TM)
Dr. A drops the mic and whips out a
syringe, and carries it to the ring in his arms.
Here
be the rewrite for the Enforcer Title. Me versus Triple C:
[to steal from someone else… ‘Clika
de link’]