Interfering in the Battle Bowl

[Continued from an unsaved Triple C mid-match]

…Arriving by Triple C's Side, The Scarred and Burnt Freak motions for Dr Abortion to 'Bring It On!'

Dr. Abortion leaps over the gate and signals for his midgets to charge forward… they do, and Trips ducks a few feet down to clothesline them both. While this occurs the doc rips his medical gown off, revealing a ref’s uniform.

JR: “What is this?! Dr. Abortion has not been appointed as a referee for this match-up. He is not an official CRF ref and has no jurisdiction!”

Joey: “Well, he has the Zebra-striped uniform. Looks official enough to me.”

Triple C takes a step back, wondering what Dr. A is up to. The Doc slides in the ring and walks up to the referee, pushing him out.

Joey: “Look- there he is, see!! Its Dr. Abortion- he is our referee for this match!”

JR: “No way! It’s not official.”

Joey: “Ah, since when did ‘official’ matter in this fed, you can’t be too picky you know- this is the Internet.”

JR: “All four men are in the ring or are at ringside. The team of Pestilence and Vicegrip, The team of Triple C and Batman. None of these guys can work together and the ‘supposed referee’ has a quarrel with all of them. What chaos is going to erupt here?!”

Joey: “I say lots of it- bring it on!”

JR: “The doc is walking over to Pestilence right now… what is he doing? Looks like he’s about to hit him! …No, what’s this? He’s grabbing his hand… he’s shaking it?!?!?!”

The doc turns around and does a scissors kick to Batman. He then gets on top of him and begins to choke him out in a Chicken Wing.

JR: “The submission specialist with a Chicken Wing on Batman- Dr. A is none to happy with Batman, whom was the last man seen with the custody of Ms. C!”

Joey: “Yeah… but he doesn’t have her now- where is she?!”

JR: “Who knows… now Triple C is going into the ring. He is supposed to be partners with Batman, but after what happened yesterday- I don’t think so. He’s in for Dr. A… no, the midgets Roe and Wade are pulling him back, they’re holding onto his legs!”

Joey: “There are way too many midgets around here JR, 2 or three is okay- but this is too much. Some of them need to die. Hey- do you think the Nation of Islam is trying to kill Wade?”

JR: “Pestilence has started kicking at Triple C now. Vicegrip is in the corner of his ring; he’s sucking his thumb… No! Wait… now he’s going after Dr. A!!! Chaos, I tell you! Four combatants are assigned for this match here. They are supposed to be teams, but Dr. A as a ‘referee’ has begun smashing at them all…”

Joey: “-Except for Pestilence.”

JR: “Well, yes- except for him. What will happen here? Someone has got to keep RPing!!!”