Doctor Abortion paces back and forth in
his room backstage. He sits down impatiently and starts tapping his fingers. He
opens is desk drawer and takes a syringe out.
Dr. A: “This ‘ill ease the pain.”
Suddenly Roe and Wade enter the room,
they are bruised up from the fight. The doc quickly tosses the needle away.
Roe: “What was that, doc?”
Dr. A: “What was what? I wasn’t
doing anything.”
Roe: “Never mind, I thought I saw
something.”
Wade: “Well doc, Allah had a
lesson to teach us and he could not teach us by letting us win. It is part of
his plan though.”
Dr. A: “Soooo… you little midgets
lost then.”
Roe: “It’s no fair- Dr.
Greenthumb no-showed.”
Dr. A: “Does he ever show?”
Wade: “Sorry for not advancing-
now the match is going to be Triple C & Batman vs. Pestilence and
Vicegrip.”
Dr. A: “Well yes. Who cares about
that if we are… wait a damn minute… what did you say?!”
Wade: “Sorry for not advancing.”
Dr. A: “No- the other part you midgetly
moron!”
Wade: The match is going to be
Trips & Batman vs. Pesty & Vicegrip.”
Dr. A: “YES! THIS IS PERFECT!
Bwahahaha!”
Roe: “Why is that, doc?”
Dr. A: “Those are the EXACT four
people who have been causing me havoc. Most importantly, Trips has stole away
my Ms. C, I still have unfinished business with his good Aussie pal Vicegrip
from the last time; THEN- Batman has been pulling those damn pranks on me and
got paint all over my room and finally Pestilence is… well… Pestilence, its
required for me to feud with him. Its been like that ever since I was Orion
Pax in the iR… wait a minute, I shouldn’t talk about that.”
Wade: “So Boss, all four of the
people you want to get your hands on will be in that one place?”
Dr. A: “Yes… I smell some
interference brewing. Mwahahaha!”
Roe: “Hmm, I guess we’ll take the
day off and see you tomorrow then- bye!”
Dr. A: “Not so fast- we are
getting Ms. C back as soon as possible! Quickly, get our foreigner-catching
nets and lets go to the Elite Locker Room. We’ll round ourselves up a Canadian
and Australian and kick their rears.”
The midgets
start scampering around as Dr. A charges out of the room. Next stop: ELITE
LOCKER ROOM.