The Practitioner Plots Backstage

Doctor Abortion paces back and forth in his room backstage. He sits down impatiently and starts tapping his fingers. He opens is desk drawer and takes a syringe out.

Dr. A: “This ‘ill ease the pain.”

Suddenly Roe and Wade enter the room, they are bruised up from the fight. The doc quickly tosses the needle away.

Roe: “What was that, doc?”

Dr. A: “What was what? I wasn’t doing anything.”

Roe: “Never mind, I thought I saw something.”

Wade: “Well doc, Allah had a lesson to teach us and he could not teach us by letting us win. It is part of his plan though.”

Dr. A: “Soooo… you little midgets lost then.”

Roe: “It’s no fair- Dr. Greenthumb no-showed.”

Dr. A: “Does he ever show?”

Wade: “Sorry for not advancing- now the match is going to be Triple C & Batman vs. Pestilence and Vicegrip.”

Dr. A: “Well yes. Who cares about that if we are… wait a damn minute… what did you say?!”

Wade: “Sorry for not advancing.”

Dr. A: “No- the other part you midgetly moron!”

Wade: The match is going to be Trips & Batman vs. Pesty & Vicegrip.”

Dr. A: “YES! THIS IS PERFECT! Bwahahaha!”

Roe: “Why is that, doc?”

Dr. A: “Those are the EXACT four people who have been causing me havoc. Most importantly, Trips has stole away my Ms. C, I still have unfinished business with his good Aussie pal Vicegrip from the last time; THEN- Batman has been pulling those damn pranks on me and got paint all over my room and finally Pestilence is… well… Pestilence, its required for me to feud with him. Its been like that ever since I was Orion Pax in the iR… wait a minute, I shouldn’t talk about that.”

Wade: “So Boss, all four of the people you want to get your hands on will be in that one place?”

Dr. A: “Yes… I smell some interference brewing. Mwahahaha!”

Roe: “Hmm, I guess we’ll take the day off and see you tomorrow then- bye!”

Dr. A: “Not so fast- we are getting Ms. C back as soon as possible! Quickly, get our foreigner-catching nets and lets go to the Elite Locker Room. We’ll round ourselves up a Canadian and Australian and kick their rears.”

The midgets start scampering around as Dr. A charges out of the room. Next stop: ELITE LOCKER ROOM.

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