Title: The Doc Comes Out (creative title, huh?)

‘Bad Medicine’ by Bon Jovi begins to play. Out comes Dr. Abortion with his assistants Roe & Wade (the midgets- remember). They are without Ms. C, she is still in the custody of Triple C, whom for some reason thinks that she is Autumn, his valet.

Geez. What a moron that Triple C is.

JR: “Well fans, I would say that Dr. A is none-to-happy by the look on his face.”

Joey: “Would you be happy if your beautiful woman was stolen from you?”

JR: “Ms. C was brainwashed. Dr. A treated her like property- not a woman!”

Dr. Abortion: “YO! HEY! EVERYONE- SHUT UP! I am trying to talk here.”

The crowd just gets louder with its booing.

Dr. A: “I’m really stressed out now- you don’t know how frickin’ tired I am. I saw that Pesty broke into my room. Big deal, I’ll let it slide for now. I also see that Vicegrip has been talking more of that Crocodile-Hunter, Aussie-Boy trash. Well Crock-Week is next week on the Animal Planet. Make yourself happy.”

JR: “Man, the Doctor does look down in the gutter. I can’t say that I feel sorry for him- but his eyes are droopy, his mouth gates open, his face is red.”

Joey: “If you ask me, that maniac with the medical degree has been prescribing himself some ‘medicine.’”

JR: “You may be right there. Dr. A has a history of medical misuse, if you know what I mean. Does anyone remember the Dr. A is addicted to painkillers plotline??

Joey: That was 8 months ago in the iUIWA. No one knows what your talking about.”

Dr. A: “So Pesty and Vice- you have a Tag Team. And I am supposed to fight you? AND I am supposed to fight Lead Dawg and Caz? HA! And they expect me to tag with Dr. Greenthumb? … that is IF he shows up, ha.”

JR: “Dr. A really does look out of it, he’s kind of mumbling into the microphone.”

Dr. A: “Well, the doc will never tag with that big, wussy doc. Doc Green should be sued for malpractice… so all of you who want a piece of me- shove off! Dr. A will not wrestle. Dr. A has better things to do. Dr. A is going to turn around, go to the back, find TRIPLE C… and MURDER HIM. Thank You for your time.”

With that Dr. A’s music plays again and he heads to the back. Jermain Roe and Stanton Wade remain on the ramp.

JR: “Dr. A can’t just choose to not show up- he can be fired for such insolence!”

Joey: “Wait a minute JR… Roe and Wade are still here. What are they up to?”

Wade: “Brothers and sisters, Allah is good. And today we re-debut the Team of PEN15. That’s right- replacing Dr. Abortion in this match-up shall be Roe and Wade.”

Roe: “Your darn right! I am Roe and he is Wade. We are two midgets set on the Gold. While Dr. A finds Trips, we shall personally Destroy Vicegrip, Pesty, Lead Dawg and Caz.”

Wade: “…with or without the help of Dr. Greenthumb.”

Roe: “That’s right CRF, watch out- because PEN15 always comes twice.”

Wade: “Wait… before I go a question… none of you in the audience happen to be members of the Nation of Islam set on killing me because I left the Nation just like Malcolm X got killed, are you?”

There is no response.

Wade: *whew* “Thank God then, lets get on with this fight.”

JR: “Can they do this?!”

Joey: “Looks like they’re going to.”

Roe and Wade midget themselves down the isle (midget is a verb now).

Wade keeps peering over his shoulder, feeling he’s being watched by the Nation of Islam.