1. What is your full name? Robert John Major
2. Birthday? October 19, 1985
3. Age? 18
4. Sex? Male
5. Social Security? A total sham.
6. Where do you live? Sector 001.
7. What school do you attend? Graduated.
8. Siblings? One nympho brother.
9. Pets? Two Mancoon kitties.
10. Zodiac Sign? Lyra.
11. Righty or Lefty : Righty. 

*********YOUR LOOKS*********

12. Hair color: Brown
13. Eye color: Brown
14. Height: Uh... I dunno.
15. Do u wear contacts or glasses? I wear glasses. And "u" is not proper English in that sentence.
16. Do you have any piercing? No. And it's nice that you've picked up on the "u" mistake so fast.
17. Where do you want more if you do? Nothing. Peircings disgust me.
18. Do you have a tattoo? Never.
19. If so what and where? Nowhere. 
20. Do you wear any rings? No.
21. Do you have a certain fashion you follow: Never. I don't follow any form of social order because I then fall victim to the illusion of social structure.
23. How are you today? A bit depressed and tired.
24. What pants are you wearing right now? Faded jeans.
25. What shirt are you wearing right now? A dark gray T-Shirt that's 1 size too big.
26. What underwear are you wearing right now? Light blue briefs.
27. What does your hair look like at the moment? Crew cut.
28. What song are u listening to right now? There you go with that damn "u" thing again! If I see it one more time, then I'm going to burn your house down. Anyways... I'm listening to Clorthos Dragon's "The Wanderer".
30. How is the weather right now? The sky is pitch white.
31. Last person you talked to on the phone? Some fucker talking about TV Guide sales.
32. Last Dream you can remember? Last dream, eh? Let's see... I was in my childhood room laying in my bed. It looked like the morning, but there really is no meaning to time in a dream. When suddenly... Mutant worms started to pour out of the cieling and rained on the ground outside! I was too lazy to get up and fight them off, so I just grabbed them while laying down and broke 'em in half one at a time. After that... I saw my computer laying on the floor and the moniter was spewing out sparks and explosions. Then some Rock-Fish Muppet thing peered out from the crack of my door and started singing gibberish. (I think it loosely said: "Rumfiddly dinkdinkdink... Tommie's DERVE!) So I grabbed the burning computer and smashed it over the stupid Muppet thingie's head. It died. Then suddenly, for no reason whatsoever, the Leprechaun from the Leprechaun horror movies walked through the door and angrily yelled: "I TOLD MY DADDY I DON'T LIKE YOU! SO HE GAVE ME YOUR JOB! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And then I woke up...
33. Who are you talking to right now? Stephanie's friend, Krisi.
34. What time is it? 6:39 PM
**********More about YOU!*************


36. If u were a crayon, what color would you be? White, because it's used the least often and I'd live longer.
37. Have you ever almost died? A number of times. In fact, whether you believe it or not, every human on this planet has "almost died" thousands of times without ever knowing it.
38. Do u like the person that sent you this? There's the "u" again... I'm gonna get my nitro when this is over. And yes, Steph, you should know that I like you.
39. How do u eat an Oreo? Damned "u"... Always with milk, always.
41. What's the next CD you are going to buy? Hopefully, the soundtrack to "Master's of the Universe."
42. What's the best advice ever given to you? "You shouldn't expect anyone to understand you until you try to understand them. So don't ever complain that a person doesn't understand you... Maybe it's you that doesn't understand them."
43. Have you ever won any special awards? One bowling trophy and medal.
44. Worst sickness you ever had? Chicken Pox I guess.
45. What's the stupidest thing you ever done? I once tried to through a "Drive-Thru" on foot.
46. If u could change one thing about yourself what would it be? I would change my vision. Because for some reason I keep seeing friggin' "u"s in place of "you"s!
47. Where do you shop the most? Shaws.
48. How many kids do you want to have? Not sure. I've never really decided on having children or not. 
49. Son's name? Johnathan.
50. Daughter's name? Katilin.
51. Do you do drugs? Never.
52. Do you drink? Never.
54. What sport do you hate the most? I don't hate any sport. They're all just sports to me.
55. What are you most scared of? The unknown and what is to come. I hate being left in the dark about things, I just have to know what everything is and what's going to happen.
56. How many TV's do you have in your house? 2.
57. Do you have your own? Yes. But my dad uses it more than me.
58. Do you have your own phone line? I have no need for one.
59. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Not in a long time...
60. Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? Indeed. I have fractured my wrist and sprained my ankle. A childhood friend was present for both occasions, I have classed him as my "Injury Curse."
61. Who do you dream about? I keep that one to myself.
62. Who do you tell your dreams to? Um... Whoever asks?
63. Who's the loudest friend you have? On terms of talking frequency: Allan. On terms of decibal power: Stephanie.
64. Who's the quietest friend? I'm the quiet one.
65. Is cheerleading a sport? It depends entirely on how it's played. I don't believe it's a sport if it's used in support of another sport, as it becomes merely a dancing/screaming contest. But cheerleading done as a sole performance can be very much a sport.
66. Do you like Kernel Sanders? I hope you mean "Colonel Sanders." If so, then yes.

***********YOU and LOVE**************
68. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend? Yes. After trying with someone for so long, I've settled for an oldie... For now.
72. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon? Somewhere nice. I don't know. 
73. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? The smile.
74. Do you find yourself attractive? Having had three consecutive girls tell me how ugly I was... I don't really have much of a true ego in that department.
75. Do you find yourself ugly? I really don't.
76. Do others find you attractive? I suppose someone could. I just wish I could believe them. 
*****ON GUYS*****

I have decided not to answer any of these, on ground that it would cause me to turn gay and start shopping at "Claire's". Sorry 

******Pick One: THIS OR THAT******

109. Lights on/off? Off.
110. Sun or rain? Rain.
111. Mickey D's(McDonalds) or BK(Burger King)? Either is good.
112. Do u like scary or happy movies better? Happy.
114. On the phone or in person? In person. I hate talking on the phone, actually. And it's a total pain when people try to discuss important things to me through it, I just think it's rude.
115. Paper or plastic? Neither. Go with papyrus. It's more bio-degradable and is less of a strain on the environment and economy.
117. Summer or winter? Winter. Less bugs, and lower electricity bill.

************Your FAVS****************

130. Color? Green
131. Food? Pasta.
132. Fast Food? The 99.
133. Candy? Reeses Butter Cups.
134. Beverage? Apple Juice.
135. Ice Cream Flavor? Cookie Dough
136. Sport? Kickboxing.
138. Number? Uh... 0. Because it's the only controversial number.
139. Radio Station? I don't listen to radio. Too random.
140. Band? None.
141. Fav. Actor or Actress? Richard Dean Anderson. Best acting skill ever.
143. Fav. month? October, it's my birthday.
144. Tv show? Star Trek, the Next Generation.
145. Store? Electronics Boutique.
149. Saying? "Wanting is better than having. It is illogical, but often true."
**********HAVE you EVER**************

150. Drunk? Yes.
151. Ever gotten dumped? Technically, yes.
152. Broke the law? I would be a fool to say "No."
153. Ran from the cops? No.
154. Stole something? Yes.
155. Run away? Yes.
156. Eaten a bug? Everyone has at one point in their life.
157. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Never, I don't pull that stupidity.

******On a FiNal NoTe***********
(Don't think I haven't noticed the complete lack in the proper use of capitalization here!)

158. Do you like filling these out? It's fun!
159. How many people are you sending this to? I'm only going to post it here.
160. Do u want your friends to write back? Maybe. Just as long as they spelled "you" with one letter...
161. Who is least likely to respond? Everyone, because people are too lazy.
162. Who is most likely to respond? Nobody.
163. What is the first thing that comes to mind? The Robot thing from "The Black Hole". The one with big eyes that flew around like it owned the damn place...