| This is a freakin' webpage! |
| DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!!! |

This is my super dude of powerness! For I am the Avatar, I command powerness itself! Reeteetee, HATS FOR CLOWNS!

He shoots people with this gun! Bang bang! Haha, I love blowing shit up!

He also flies this ship! He once hit a space deer, put a big hole in the cockpit windshield... I had to scrape it off with a shovel and bury it's body in the neighbors yard. The lawsuit afterwards was not pretty, I'll tell you that!

I don't know where he got THIS junk...

This is his pet cat! Bang bang! Hahaha! Die innocent civilians!

Biggie, artillery cannon we use to threaten France into finally getting it's women to shave their armpits. That's my super dude to the left.

This is his SWORN enemy! THE NOT SO SUPER DUDE OF POWERNESS!

He flies this ship from X-WING Alliance! Bah! Ours is better!

This is... Wait... Shit! How did a bomb get in my website!?

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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