Tom
Paris slowly got in a rage. It went on for hours, for days, even for weeks.
The doctor growling, the doctor singing, the doctor muttering, the doctor
sighing.
"Will
you please stop it?" Paris yelled.
"I
beg your pardon?" The doctor turned around with a puzzled look.
"If
you want me to work here any further you must stop it", Tom answered. "Tell
her, but please stop getting on my nerves!"
"Tell
whom? What?" The holographic doctor rose his eyebrows and crossed his arms.
Tom
sighed. "Tell Seven that you love her!" he emphasized.
The
doctor leaned against one of the biobeds.
"I
can't. I mean, I tried. It didn't work. She said there wouldn't be any
potential mates for her on this ship. This includes me as well."
"Maybe",
Tom said, "she needs to be persuaded. Show her you are the right choice
for her. Impress her. Put yourself into the right light! Make her love
you before she'll know what hit her!"
The
doctor frowned. "I don't know", he murmured. " I don't think I've got the
necessary temper."
"Sing,
dance, tell a story. I'm sure you'll make it." Tom squeezed the doctor's
shoulder and left the sickbay, grinning.
The
doctor watched him leaving and began to think. He turned his head when
seeing a flashing light.
Captain
Kathryn Janeway was sitting on her desk in the ready room, sipping on a
cup of hot coffee, when she heard the intercom buzzing.
"Captain,
please turn to your emergency medical channel immediately", the doctor's
voice sounded.
Janeway
frowned. She meant to hear a little panic in the doctor's voice. Then she
moved over to the little screen on her desk and switched it on. The doctor's
face appeared on it. Yes, he definitly was in panic.
"Captain,
I was forced to do this. It's..."
"Fooorced",
another voice sounded through the intercom.
Janeway
shuddered. She hadn't heard that voice for years, but she recognized it.
The doctor's image disappeared from the screen and another, smiling face
came to view.
"Q!!!",
she yelled. "What the hell are you doing on my ship?"
"Harsh
words for the so long lost beloved one."
"Beloved
one? That surely doesn't mean you!", Janeway responded.
"I
missed you beyond imagination, Kathy!"
Captain
Janeway saw a flashy light before her eyes and found herself, to her greatest
disconcern, lying in Q's arms, who once again wore a starfleet captain's
uniform. She wriggled out of the embrace and jumped one step backward to
get away from the entity.
Q,
grabbing Janeway's hand, turned to the doctor.
"Doctor,
would you please leave the room. Me and Kathy we'd rather stay twosome."
"You'll
stay!" Janeway barked. "Don't leave me alone with this... monster!"
"I'm
a doctor, not a chaperon!" The doctor moved slightly backward.
"Doctor!",
Janeway said.
"Doctor",
Q said, rose his hand and snapped his fingers.
Within
the next second the doctor appeared on the bridge. Chakotay jumped out
of the commando seat with a puzzled look.
"Doctor!
What are you doing here? Who transferred you to the bridge?"
The
doctor looked around with horror in his eyes. "First tell me why I'm not
disappearing! My holoemitter is in sickbay, together with the captain and
Q!"
Chakotay
grabbed the doctor by his shoulders. "Q? Q is on voyager?" He turned around.
"Mr. Tuvok! To sickbay with a rescue team!"
Chakotay
moved away from the doctor and barked his orders into the room. The EMH
followed him and tried to catch the Indian's attention.
"Commander?
Commander, would you please try to transfer me back to sickbay? The computer's
ignoring my orders. Commander? Are you listening to ..."
"Doctor!"
Chakotay grabbed the doctor's uniform shirt." "Don't you see I've got things
to do???"
The
doctor shrugged and sat down on the commander's seat with horror in his
eyes.
It
seemed like hours for poor Kathryn, she had to try to keep Q away, who
chased her laughing around sickbay over and over. She drew a deep breath
when she heard the sound of the doors sliding apart. Tuvok, his security
team behind him, looked like a glorious saviour to her at this very moment.
His eyebrow wandered towards his hairline, when he saw the scene before
his eyes. Janeway couldn't fight the impression of seeing a slightly amused
look on the Vulcan's face.
"You're
late." Q's voice sounded reproachful.
"I
hate to confess it, but I agree with Q, Mr. Tuvok", the captain said. "It
took you quite a while to come here."
This
time it was the security chief's other eyebrow being raised.
"I'm
sorry, captain. but the turbolift stopped on wrong decks four times until
I was able to reach sickbay."
Janeway
casted a severe glance in Q's direction and placed her hands on her hips.
"So,
Q, will you finally tell me what made you come here, apart from the longing
for something completely hopeless?"
Q
sighed deeply.
"Oooh,
Kathy, heartless darling! What else could've driven me, if not seeing your
lovely face again?"
"Maybe
just to get us in trouble again?"
"Kathy,
who do you think I am?" Q looked hurt.
"I
bet you don't want to know", Janeway replied. "I hate saying things twice,
but if you're not leaving my vessel immediately you'll have to take the
consequences. And I don't think..."
Q
smiled and snapped his fingers, and for a few seconds there was a big,
quacking duck sitting on Janeway's place, flattering its wings.
"...
I hope, we're understood!" With this Janeway turned around with a verve
and left the room.
"She's
a little whirlwind, isn't she?" Q addressed Tuvok, who stood still there
trying to understand what he had just seen..
When
arriving on the bridge, Janeway's hairdo had to be called a "has-been".
She obviously was in a rage.
The
doctor moved towards her with a shining smile.
"Captain!
Finally! Believe it or not, but I'm trying for a long time now to catch
Chakotay's attention. I'm a little anxious, cause my emitter's not with
me. I can't transfer myself back to sickbay anymore, and maybe you could..."
He stopped when he saw the expression in Janeway's eyes.
"You
really can't imagine, right?", she hissed and pushed him asides.
The
EMH took a deep breath.
"What's
wrong with you?" he asked the room, looking up again, angry. "Did I miss
something? Are we back to the array once again? Am I just the emergency
medical hologram and nothing more again? What about 'we are your family,
doctor'? What's about?"
Suddenly
there was this flash and Q appeared in front of the hologram, when he felt
being grapped by his collar.
"It's
you!" the doctor yelled into the entity's face. "Every time you appear,
there is nothing but trouble for me!"
Q
forced the doctor softly to remove his hands from him and smiled.
"Doctor",
he said, putting a hand on the doc's shoulder, " I apologize. But I came
to make a thrilling offer to you. Let's talk!"
Another
lightning, and the two men were gone.
The
crew looked at the place where both had stood. Harry Kim turned to Captain
Janeway, his eyes darkened in horror.
"Ma'am,
what was this? What's happening now? Is the doctor... gone?"
Janeway
shrugged. "I've got no idea", she whispered.
"He
was pretty angry", Paris considered. "I don't want to imagine what could
happen, if Q's digging on that."
The
captain opened her eyes widely. "You mean..."
Just
like an answer, there was this flashing light again. No, there were two
flashing lights. The bridge crew looked at two men in captain's uniforms.
Q and ... the doctor.
"Doctor!"
Janeway hardly could speak. "Please tell me it's not what it looks like!"
The
EMH crossed his arms and grinned. "Well, captain, Q had to offer an opportunity
to me I could hardly resist."
He
snapped his fingers, and within the next second Janeway stood face to face
with one gigantic christmas tree.
"Merry
X-mas, captain!", she heard the doctor's voice through the needled branches.
Some
time later the senior officers sat around the table in the briefing room.
The crew watched Captain Janeway while she tried to pick the last needles
out of her hair.
Torres
frowned. "What you try to tell me is that Q transferred his abilities to
the doctor?"
Everybody
nodded.
"And
the doctor agreed?"
Janeway
leaned in. "Well, ladies and gentlemen, what we've got here is some serious
problem we have to handle. There are two Qs. One of them probably needs
some time to think, then he'll come back for reason. But until then I don't
want know what'll happen. Anyway, we'll have to take this very, very serious."
This
moment the intercom was chirping.
"Respond",
Janeway said.
Neelix
voice sounded through the briefing room.
"Captain",
he gasped, "there's something very strange going on here! I stood there
in my kitchen, when all the tyrelian eggs suddenly moved into the air and
then flew straight into my direction!"
"Might
it be", the captain considered, "that just this second the doctor was entering
the mess hall?"
"Strange,
you mention it", the Talaxian answered. "You're right. Ummm, and Captain?
There's something You oughta know about the doctor's uniform..."
"I
know, I know, Mr. Neelix", Kathryn interrupted. "At no case you should
irritate the doctor at the moment. No matter what'll happen. He has got
the might of a Q entity, and still we don't know what he's supposed to
do. Janeway out."
Neelix
deactivated his communicator and swallowed. Then he turned around to where
the EMH stood, watching grinning the covered-in-yolk cook.
"Doctor!"
Neelix smiled nervously. "Nice to see you! What can I do for you? Offer
something? Coffee? A chair?"
The
hologram said nothing. He came one step towards Neelix, rose his hand and
snapped his fingers. Then he turned around and left the casino without
one further look to the Talaxian, who tried desperately to get all the
cooking pots and pans off his now magnetic body.
In
that very minute the senior officers had finished their briefing and rose
from their seats. Janeway stepped to the bridge doors, that slid apart
before her. When she saw what happened to the bridge, she moved one step
backward and collided with Chakotay who was right behind her. The crew
crowded behind Janeway to see what made their captain so speechless.
There
still were the commando seats, but now they stood on white sand, surrounded
by some coconut palmtrees. On the seats, covered in Hawaii shirts and bermuda
shorts, lolled Q and the EMH, both of them holding exotic looking drinks
with paper sunshades in it in their hands.
"Aloha,
Kathy baby!" Q yelled and snapped his fingers.
Janeway
started freezing. She looked down and noticed that she now wore a bast
skirt and several flowered chains around her neck. Her crew looked the
same way. She saw Tom Paris standing behind the commando seats with a palm
fan. Harry and B'Elanna balanced big trays with some more drinks on their
hands, and Chakotay and Tuvok found themselves sitting behind some huge
jungle drums.
"Oh
my God!", the captain gasped for air.
"You're
still allowed to call us Q", smiled Q.
"Dr.
Q, please", the doctor said and turned to Paris, winking. "There's still
something missing, I'd say!"
"What
do you want?", Q asked enthusiastically. "Some adventure? How about this?"
He
snapped his fingers and moved his and the doctor's garment to neoprene
suits. He held two surfboards and pointed to the viewscreen. Waves surged
through the frame, and there was a salty smell in the air.
"Naw,
that's not it. I want something more..." The doctor wrestled for words.
"I
think I know." Q snapped again and the surfboards and the onscreen ocean
disappeared. One more snap and there was a blond woman with enormous, ummm,
wearing a red swimsuit. The doctor looked at her.
"That's
better", the doctor murmured, "but far from being perfect."
He
snapped his fingers. The next moment Seven of Nine appeared, where the
blond women had stood, for a nanosecond wearing the red swimsuit, then
reappearing in her usual garment, but sitting now on the doctor's knees.
She was still holding some engineering tool in her hand and looked around
puzzled. Then she noticed where she was.
"Doctor?"
she asked. "If you request me to report to the bridge, will you please
call me instead of..." She stopped. "Please explain why I'm sitting on
your lap!"
"It's
called romance", the doctor answered with a glance toward Tom, who watched
the EMH with horror in his eyes. "Seven! No more long hours of trying to
socialize! I can give you everything you want!"
He
laid his arms around Seven's waist, but she wriggled out of his embrace
and jumped up.
"This
is not acceptable. I didn't ask for a mate yet!" Seven noticed Q sitting
there, grinning. "You are Q, I suppose? "
"News
travel by warp speed", Q answered with a little bow.
"You
caused those changes to the doctor?"
"He's
a very capable student."
Seven
looked back to the doctor who stood up and took her hands.
"Seven!
Don't look at him", he shouted vehemently." Look at me! I've been waiting
for my spot for so long. The future belongs to me and you. You said you
don't like the way your life is going. Well, I can change it. Do you want
adventure? Wild romance? Love is war?"
Before
Seven of Nine's eyes the ship's bridge turned to an ancient sailing ship.
She found herself on the deck of that ship, wearing a flowing white dress,
her hair open and she was lying in the doctor's arm. He himself wore some
tight, black trousers, shining top boots and a wide open, red shirt, and
held a giant saber in his other hand.
"I
can save your life as often as you wish. Let me be the buccaneer of your
heart!" he yelled heroicly.
Seven
struggled in the doctor's embrace.
"Will
you please let me go?!"
"Would
this life be too thrilling for you?", he asked anxious. You love it calm
and tranquil? Oh, I also can offer this to you."
The
pirate's ship turned to a sunny, rural landscape. They stood on the veranda
of an idyllic farm house. Seven was now wearing a long, old-fashioned dress.
She took a look at the doctor. If she ever wanted to know what Huckleberry
Finn looked like as a grown-up, there it was. The EMH was covered only
in some old jeans slacks and wore a straw hat. He moved behind Seven, twined
his arms round her waist and laid his unshaved cheek on Sevens.
"Isn't
that wonderful? Just the two of us. Me and you. A nature boy and his love."
"That
itches", Seven muttered and tried to turn her head away from him.
"Every
evening you can sit on you rocking chair and watch the sunset."
"And
you're smelling like a cow-shed!"
"I
can even set the sun more than once a day, if you like it."
"Leave
it!" the ex-borg barked.
"I
know what you want ", she heard his voice on her ear. "You like it the
naughty way, don't you?"
She
opened her eyes wide and didn't dare to take a look at the doctor. She
now was held by arms, wrapped in black leather, with some metal pricks.
The short look she took was enough. His black and white face painting obviously
should imitate the looks of a demon or something, and she never wanted
to see something like that again.
"Will
you please stop that with your tongue!?"
She
finally managed to get rid of the doctor's embrace.
"Seven!"
She
looked at him obstinately.
"What
the hell do you want? Don't you understand me? I can give the garden Eden
to you, if you want me to do!"
"Don't
even think of it!", Seven of Nine shouted and turned her head away hastily,
closing her eyes.
"Don't
be afraid. There's a bush between us", the hologram replied grouchily.
"I don't see nothing, and so do you."
"Get
me back on Voyager, will you, please?", Seven asked emphatically.
She
heard the EMH's sigh and opened her eyes again. They were back on the vessel's
bridge, wearing normal attire. The bridge had changed to its normal, too.
When
he saw them, Q rose from his seat, moved behind the both of them and laid
his arms on their shoulders.
"We
all wondered were you have been for so long. But I suppose you don't want
to share it with all of us, do you?"
Seven
shoved Q's arm from her shoulder and moved in front of the doctor, who
stood there, with hanging shoulders, looking anxiously at her.
"Doctor?",
she addressed him. "There's something I want to tell you, and then I want
you to go. Take your friend with you, leave and never come back."
The
doctor looked at her and his lower lip shivered.
Seven,
her head down, started to talk herself in a rage. "When I came to this
ship I was alone, and I saw in you another outsider just like me. When
we started out with those social lessons, I considered you my best friend.
When we were dancing and singing together, I even thought you could be
much more for me. Yes, I really thought about you as a potential mate.
But I wasn't sure about your feelings. Now that I know, I am disgusted
with them."
She
raised her head. Tears were in her eyes, and the doctor's heart seemed
to break into pieces. They didn't see Tom coming. He turned to Seven of
Nine.
"Seven,
I think I should say something, too. I'm afraid this wasn't all his fault.
I told him to impress you, to..."
"Mr.
Paris, don't!" The doctor placed one hand on the young pilot's shoulder.
"She's right. I hoped I could overrun her with my feelings, now that I've
got the might to do as I like. I'll leave. That's inevitable."
He
turned to Captain Janeway. "Captain, I left a copy of my original program
in the holobuffer. So you will be having a doctor for the last part of
the voyage. The least thing I can do is to bring you back home."
He
lifted his hand and snapped his fingers. On the screen a bluish planet
appeared in some distance. Harry gasped and jumped to his console pushing
some of the buttons and controls.
"Captain!
Earth!"
Q
jumped to the doctor and grabbed his wrist.
"That's
not the bet!" he hissed. "Charity is something for the ordinary mortals!"
He
snapped. The screen displayed the old constellation of delta quadrant's
stars. The doctor looked into his eyes, and without any sound, he freed
his arm and snapped again. Earth re-appeared on the screen. Another snap
from Q - the delta quadrant. Harry Kim kept looking at the displays, shaking
his head in horror.
"Stop
it!", he cried.
Snap
- Earth
Snap
- the delta quadrant
Snap
- Earth
The
changes went on and on, faster and faster. Soon all the crew could see
was a black and blue whirl of colors.
Snap
- Earth
Snap
- the delta quadrant
Snap
- the delta quadrant.
The
doctor looked puzzled to the screen and snapped again. Delta quadrant persisted
to surround the vessel. The EMH looked back to Q and frowned. The entity
grinned.
"I
told you, didn't I? You're ungrateful. I gave to you the most exceptional
gift of your whole wretched life, and you've got nothing to do but to stab
a knife into my back. I thought you'd be better than those humans. I was
blinded by your promising arrogance. You are as useless and inferior as
those ridiculous creatures. You are just like them."
He
snapped again, and the doctor's captain's uniform jacket fell from his
body and dropped down to the floor. The doctor's looks went through Q,
when the entity threw a last glance in the round and disappeared, yet in
another flashing light.
Captain
Janeway moved a few steps towards the doctor. He looked at her with blank
eyes.
"Doctor?"
"I'm
human."
"I
beg your pardon?"
"Human.
He made me human, as this is the biggest punishment he can imagine. Spend
life as a human being.Vulnerable. Mortal." He shivered.
Tom
had stepped behind the doctor and pointed a tricorder at him, looking at
the display in disbelieve.
"He's
right, Ma'am", he announced. "The tricorder is reading flesh and blood,
brain patterns..."
"That's
what I always wanted to be", the doctor said quietly. "Just for one reason..."
Janeway
turned her head to seek Seven of Nine. She found her in a corner of the
bridge, leaning against the wall, watching the scene with indifferent looks.
Then she looked to Harry, who made hasty signs to her since a few moments.
"What
is it, Kim?"
"The
ship, Ma'am!" His voice sounded terrified. "The hull structure became instable
with all that back and forth they did with the vessel! It's collapsing!
"Red
alert! Build a force field around it", Janeway yelled. "Life support systems
down to minimum. All energy to the force fields, till we can stabilize
the hull. An extra force field to protect the warp core! Quick!"
The
red lights flashed hysterically, and the alarm sirens screamed. The crew
was running around, pushing some buttons, rushing their fingers over controls,
yelling. In all that chaos the doctor still stood at the same point. His
and Seven's eyes met for a second. They were about to die, that was for
sure. It was all his fault, he knew. Seven cried. She did the most human
thing she ever did, and it should be the last one. He wanted to go to her,
he wanted to apologize and hold her to take her fears during death. But
it was too late.
"DOCTOR!"
He
turned around to find out who was yelling. Tom Paris stood on the other
side of the room and looked at the viewscreen with horror in his eyes.
The doctor turned his head to where the young pilot was looking to and
saw that the screen just in front of him sparked and burnt. It was about
to explode, but he couldn't move a foot to get away.
Seven
watched the fire and shivered. She saw the doctor looking and not running.
She jumped forward to push him away. In this second the viewscreen exploded,
and debris were tossed all over the room. One metal fragment hit the doctor
and shred the heart he had owned only for a few minutes. The ex-borg fell
to her knees and reached out her hand helplessly, when she saw him breaking
down, bleeding, without any sound. She touched the doctor's wound and she
looked shaken at the blood on her hand. She cried. She yelled. She roared.
Crewmembers appeared behind her to get her away from the burning viewscreen,
but she resisted. She crawled nearer to the doctor's body and held him
in her arms. Then she lifted her head.
"Q!!!",
she roared. "Look what you've done! Come back, you bastard! I know you're
out there! Do something! Are you listening?! Do something!!!"
Everybody
stood still and held their breath. Seconds of complete silence followed.
"Humans!"
A loud off-body voice sounded through the whole ship. "Always such ado
about this silly thing..."
The
air around Seven and the dead doctor turned into a bluish gleaming. Then
the doctor's holomatrix sparkled, when the metal fragment moved through
his chest and fell on the floor with a clank. The gleaming disappeared,
and so did the fire and the debris.
The
EMH opened his eyes and looked up to Sevens bust. She left him out of her
embrace hastily and he sat up and he glanced around with a puzzled look
in his eyes. Then his brown eyes met Seven's.
"Something
wrong?"
"No",
the former borg answered quietly after a little pause. "Everthing's working
within normal parameters." She watched her toes.
The
doctor stood up and offered his hand to Seven to help her up. She accepted.
"Am
I still needed here?", the hologram addressed Captain Janeway, wondering
why every one was looking at him with anxious eyes.
Janeway
held his arm and looked into his eyes.
"Are
you okay?"
The
doctor frowned. "Of course I'm okay. It was only... my matrix. It was a
little unstable. No need to be sorrowed."
He
moved his arm out of the captain's grip, and glanced at Seven. She tried
to smile, but he noticed that her eyes were filled with tears. He had to
get out of here. He hadn't the slightest idea what had happened, but he
wanted to get out. Hide in his own privacy of the sickbay and think...
He smiled back to Seven, then quickly ran to the turbolift. Seven watched
him leaving and suddenly she began to shiver, like a big, invisible giant
would shake her. She couldn't fight it, it just came over her. Janeway
moved at her side. She laid her arms around the ex-borg and whispered "Everything's
will be fine, Seven. Just wait and see..."
When
the doors of sickbay closed behind the doctor, he nearly broke down. He
knew it was impossible, but his holographic body felt weak and tired. With
a deep sigh he laid down on one of the biobeds and stared to the ceiling.
"Computer,
play program "doctor alpha three" ", he commanded and closed his eyes.
Soon
the room was filled with the tranquil sound of a 20th century electric
guitar. The doctor listened to the rough voice of the singer, and he could
feel every word deep inside.
You've
turned my world into a dark and lonely place like a planet lost in space,
my light is fadin' I'd cross the universe to be right where you are But
I'm right in your backyard And I might as well be on mars
Would
he have been a human, he would've said he was fallen asleep, when he started
up as a shadow fell on the biobed he lied on. He blinked into the light,
though he knew it wasn't necessary for his optical sensors. Seven of Nine
was standing in front of the bed and looked down at him.
"We
have to try this song together some time", she said with a smile only in
her eyes.
"There
are better songs to sing as a duet", the doctor growled and pushed his
upper body up and glanced at Seven. "Can I do something for you?"
She
watched him with a little grin appearing in the corner of her mouth.
"Please
don't." She paused. "You really don't know it, don't you?"
The
hologram sat up and sighed.
"To
be honest, I don't have any idea what happened, but I suppose I acted like
a jerk."
"I
am not sure what humans mean, when they call someone a jerk, but I guess
you're right."
Her
blue eyes met his. He was wrestling for words.
"Seven,
I don't want to know what I did, but I beg you pardon." He turned his head
away, and his voice was barely hearable. "Seven, I think, I love you."
She
crossed her arms behind her back.
"So
you mean you've developed romantic feelings for me?"
"I
just wanted you to know." He turned his head away.
"That's
the only thing I wanted to hear", she laughed and took the doctor's face
in both hands, giving him a hearty kiss on his mouth.
He
gasped and looked at her asking. Then he softly held her chin and pushed
his lips on hers, pulling her nearer with the other arm. She laid her arms
around him and cuddled him. This felt better than everything she had ever
experienced before. If this was the thing they called to become human,
then it was everything she wanted. She returned his kiss even more tender
and deeper.
"I'll
do everything for you", he whispered.
"Dare
it", she answered.
Some
time later Captain Janeway reached sickbay to see how the EMH was doing.
When the doors opened she noticed, he couldn't probably do any better.
She persevered a few seconds and smiled. They chose definitly the perfect
soundtrack for this picture.
And
I will love you, baby
Janeway
tiptoed backward. The doors closed.
Always
And
I'll be there
forever
and a day
Always...
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