Hey guys! It is I, the Great Bennett! Yes yes yes indeed! How wonderful is this experience? Well…it’s pretty normal so figure it out from there. I have no idea who you are unless I know you so forgive the….strange writing style I guess you might say. If this is Emily….you’re used to it…if you’re not…get used to it! I don’t know if you can even understand this page so HA! I am insane crazy or crazy insane..I can’t figure that one out. I have a life…yeah I know it’s not too…um…how you say "super" but it sure is "special". Yeah so I only like TWO people now folks! Don’t be confused with that! Only TWO people! They are….well if you know me then you know who they are. Now all I have to say is Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! And oh yeah, I still have a whole page to write! This is going to be so much fun! Be prepared to jump up and down in your spinning computer seat chair thing. If you have one, that is. Ready….set…SPIN!!!!!!!!! WEEEE!!!!!!!!!! This is so fun! OK! Fun is over now! Hmmm….what should we do now? I know! We can sing a happy song! OOHH! OLD McDONALD HAD A FARM! E I E I OO!!! OK! No more fun…that’s enough for one day! I have no idea what I’m talking about or the purpose of this web page but I assure you…there is a purpose! If only I knew what it was. So I have a total writer’s block now….except for this huge part of my brain…you know the part I write with. Well…who do we have here? What’s that you say? You’re name is Shimkadeeta? Well! How lovely to meet you, Shimkadeeta! You see I have this problem. I can’t remember names too well. What’s that? I just wrote it above this sentence? Well! You are quite the little "I Spy"er! I think that Shimkadeeta is a wonderful name! So…how are things? You want a hot pocket? No….an eggo? No… So….there is nothing to talk about now is there? You come up with something for me to write about shorty! That is unless you’re tall…then…TALLIE! Ok….um…this is turning out to be such a lovely page isn’t it? GREAT! OK…..my name is Chimkadeeta! Nice to meet you all and just so you know…that is my birth name…not really but I just like to say that. May I introduce you to my mutt Dipseydo? She is very loud. That would be a sweet name to name a dog actually! Anywho….my dog says "Hi!" Well…she doesn’t exactly say hi…but you know what I mean right? Good…..so anyway…I am not crazy like you are thinking but here’s a quote for you! "You might think I’m crazy…so what if I am? My life’s meant for me…not for everyone." HA! There you go Mr. Hubbalubba! I am "special" and you are "super" but…I just might be "super special"! You never know! MUHAHA! I will rule all of you regular "super" and "special" people! I am "SUPER SPECIAL"! MUHAHAHA! OK…sorry…going off the subject aren’t I? Anyway! My real name is "restricted". Yeah…I can’t tell you my real name. I am afraid you will all think I can’t rule you and you will all be MINE! Oh…sorry. Went off the subject again. SO! I am insane! I mean….crazy! I mean….insane! I mean….AH!! I don’t know! I just don’t know anymore! I am going to lose my mind! I don’t know anything anymore! AHH!!! Help! Help! Oh…that’s right! I am writing this story thing and I am…going insane crazy and now I don’t know what’s going on with this crazyness! AHH!! This page is done…right…….NOW!!!!!!!