Doc Nagel's Philosophical Talent Agency

 

Doc Nagel, Inc. now serves as representation and booking agent for some of the finest performers in the Wiz Biz.  Every performer under contract with Doc Nagel's Philosophical Talent Agency is available to book dates in appropriate venues in major cities - one nighters or tours. Or contact us to arrange top-flight philosophical entertainment for your next convention or party.  Be sure to request full bios, glossies, and publicity materials!
 

Aristotle. Magician and prop comic. All ages show; occasional need to hose down stage and orchestra after performances.  His magic routines include transformation illusions (like his crowd-pleasing acorn-to-oak tree bit), card tricks, and telepathy.  But where Aristotle really shines is fun-filled antics with his trademark wooden chest of comedy props - sometimes full of nothing but rubber chickens!  “I learned everything I know from him.  He’s the master.” - Alexander the Great

Alfonso Lingis.  Performance artist.  Adults only show.  Words can only begin to describe Lingis’ act.  Part show-and-tell, part drag, music, body-painting, you name it, he’s doing it.  “I believe I will go have a shower immediately.” - Philosophy Today

John Sallis.  Ventriloquist/comedian.  All ages.  Audiences love his old-fashioned German double-talk routines with Marty, his dummy.  “One of my personal favorites for years.” - Charles Scott in Continental Philosophy Review

Luce Irigaray.  Torch singer.  French chanteuse can wrap an audience around her finger with her renditions of classics as well as her own tunes.  Excellent nightclub show, with Irigaray’s stunning gowns and smoky voice contributing to an atmosphere of sophistication.  “Irigaray’s impassioned pleas are impossible to ignore.” - Hypatia

M.C. Dillon.  Double Threat! Stand-up comic & Rapper.  In Dillon's comedy show, fast one-liners abound.  The former military boxer punches through an hour-long rapid-fire show in the great tradition of Henny Youngman, Bob Hope, and Immanuel Kant.  “The laughs keep coming.” - Gary B. Madison in Journal of the British Society for Phenomenology

His rap act is classic late 80s - high energy and "styley." May be a little "old school" for younger audiences, but still gives flashy performances of his big hit "U Can't Transcend This."

John Searle.  Escape artist.  Fun act for the whole family.  Searle locks himself in a Chinese room.  20 years later he realizes there’s a window, and crawls out.  “A classic routine.” -  Mind
Daniel Dennett.  Insult comic.  Adults only show.  Famous for his sarcastic asides to frequent co-stars Jerry Fodor and Owen Flanagan, and renowned for star turns in scabrous celebrity roasts, Dennett works a crowd like no one else.  “Outrageous.” - Richard Rorty in The New York Review of Books
Søren Kierkegaard.  Mime.  Benefits, county fairs, shut-ins.  Danish theatrical performer of many years’ experience now available in the US.  Kierkegaard’s routines range from detailed treatments of simple, mundane gestures (he has a two-hour version of “Walking Against the Wind”) to poignant pieces of silent drama (among them his critically acclaimed “Concept of Dread” and the elegant “Sickness Unto Death”).


A note of explanation. Early in my grad student career, I started drawing an analogy between academic philosophy and show business that has served me quite well as a source of gags. This one occurred to me as I was teaching John Searle's "Chinese Room" argument in a Philosophy of Mind class.

Yet I should note that I still identify myself as an Aristotle fan. And I really enjoy Dillon's act.

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