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Thanks!

I'm sure the President will thank you too, once I forward him the results of this up-to-the-minute-we-bomb survey.

Current results:

Percent Rationale

5 He made Dan Rather look goofy

16 Persuade Mario Lemieux to play two more seasons with the Penguins, because, you know, life is short

16 Finally convince the Muslim world that the US means them no harm

16 Prevent another whole generation of American kids from never having experienced war

44 Other:
Fill out Georgie's resume
Three words: Immune to Viagara
Add inches to your penis NOW!
to make bush rich and happy
are Peeps made in Iraq? (Ed. note: No, but apparently wine is )
SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!
allow me to safely walk my dog
I like meatloaf.

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Doc Nagel's Den of Iniquity (satire page)

Doc Nagel's Heap of Things main page

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Percent	Rationale
5	He made Dan Rather look goofy
16	Persuade Mario Lemieux to play two more seasons with the Penguins, because, you know, life is short
16	Finally convince the Muslim world that the US means them no harm
16	Prevent another whole generation of American kids from never having experienced war
44	Other: Fill out Georgie's resume Three words: Immune to Viagara Add inches to your penis NOW! to make bush rich and happy are Peeps made in Iraq? (Ed. note: No, but apparently wine is ) SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT! allow me to safely walk my dog I like meatloaf.