Dr. Heissenkaffee, M.A., Adjunct Instructor of Jargon and Surgery
	Dr. Plato, J.D., B.S., Adjunct Instructor of Tongue Cleaning.
	Mr. Creap, B.A., Adjunct Instructor of Adult Entertainment
	Dr. Poof, D.D.s., Adjunct Instructor of Excellence and Xeroradiography
	Dr. Rummy, B.S., Adjunct Professor of Rationalization (with unidentified student in background)
	Dr. Skeezix, D.D., Adjunct Instructor Emeritus of Political Insulting
	Dr. Williams, S.O.B., D.D., Ph.D., M.D., D.Litt (London), D. Litt (Lisbon), D. Litt (Montreal), D. Litt (Ottawa), D. Litt (Regina), D. Litt (Etc.), Adjunct Instructor of Hungarian, Adjunct Dean of Nonexistent Colleges, Adjunct Custodian, Adjunct Hockey Referee, Adjunct Now Appearing Live At Laff-and-a-Haff (Columbia, SC)
	Dr. Koukal, M.A., Adjunct Instructor of Dance
	Dr. Toadboy, M.B.A., Q & A, Adjunct Instructor of Funds-n-Foundations and Nutritional Technology
	Dr. Hughes, M.A., B.S., Y.N.O.T., Adjunct Instructor of Astronomy and Basket Weaving