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to say about their Doc Nagel, Inc. U. experience, click on their names,
or just read through their comments below!
Class of November 8
| Nancy Taggart | Q&A (none for me thanks, I'm driving) | Tongue Cleaning |
| Anne Duehring | Ph. D. (far too laude) | Jargon |
Class of November 9
| Bob Kirkman | D.D. (far too laude) | Jargon |
| Joe | Ph.D. (far too laude) | Operational Technology |
| Jim Williams | Ph.D. (magna cum laude) | Philosophy |
| Binky the Wondersquirrel | Ll.D. (none for me thanks, I'm driving) | Nutrition Technology |
| Sam | Ph.D. (magna cum laude) | Dance |
| Jim Williams | D.D.s. (cum laude Wainwright III) | Tongue Cleaning |
| Intellectual Sumo Wrestler | M.B.A. (far too laude) | Criminology |
Class of November 10
| Biff Turgidson | T&A (cum-a cum-a cum-a cum-a chameleon) | Surgery |
| George Will | T&A (cum-a cum-a cum-a cum-a chameleon) | Criminology |
| Bob Livingston | M.F.A. (magna cum laude) | Dance |
| Newt Gingrich | M.F.A. (just plain laude) | Leadership |
| Nan Barouth | Q&A (far too laude) | Kremlinology |
| Mr. (to you) | M.F.A. (cum-a cum-a cum-a cum-a chameleon) | Undecided |
| Tommy Tomlinson | M.F.A. (cum laude Wainwright III) | Yogurt Technology |
| Ken Starr | T&A (cum-a cum-a cum-a cum-a chameleon) | Jargon |
Class of November 27
| An Tidisestablishmentarianism | Ph.D. (magna cum laude) | Philosophy |
| Rachelle Loyear | More B.S. (far too laude) | Tongue Cleaning |
| Doug Dyer | T&A (just plain laude) | Quality |
| Jason Hicks | Ph.D. (magna cum laude) | International Business |
Class of February 17, 1999
| Zynny Chalowsky | Ph.D. (cum-a cum-a cum-a cum-a chameleon) | Yogurt Technology |
| tada tada | B.S. (magna cum laude) | Philosophy |
| Mom Nagel | More B.S. (far too laude) | Yogurt Technology |
| Jim Hutson | T&A (none for me thanks, I'm driving) | Funds-n-Foundations |
| raolazer | Ph.D. (magna cum laude) | Zoology |
| Gabby Williams | Ph.D. (just plain laude) | Yogurt Technology |
| Art Vermillion | T&A (just plain laude) | Philosophy |
Class of May 25, 1999
| Miya Taepun | M.B.A. (cum laude) | Organizational Technology |
Class of November 11, 1999
| Sean M. Brennan | T&A (far too laude) | Excellence |
Class of November 17, 1999
| Carl R. Nagel aka Skipper | T&A (just plain laude) | Value |
Class of February 19, 2000
| Sharon | M.F.A. cum-a cum-a cum-a cum-a chameleon) | Organizational Technology |
Class of April 7, 2000
| Matthew Ajax Hawes | Ph.D. (none for me thanks, I'm driving) | Philosophy |
Class of July 8, 2000
| bob | Ph.D. (summa cum laude) | Criminology |
Class of August 31, 2000
| Nate | Ph.D. (magna cum laude) | Philosophy |
Class of September 20, 2000
| William G. Rocheleau | Q&A (cum-a cum-a cum-a cum-a chameleon) | Fast Food Service |
Class of November 19, 2000
| Ort J. Lofthus | T&A (just plain laude) | Government |
Class of November 28, 2000
| Mr. PeePee | Ph.D. (cum-a cum-a cum-a cum-a chameleon) | Yogurt Technology |
Class of June 21, 2001
| jade samulski | Ph.D. (magna cum laude) | Yogurt Technology |
Class of October 13, 2001
| Glen Andderson | Ph.D. (just plain laude) | Basket Weaving |
Class of November 10, 2001
| John M. Gutermuth | Ph.D. (far too laude) | Philosophy |
Class of November 30, 2001
| Kiera Morton | Ph.D. (magna cum laude) | Quality |
Class of May 16, 2002
| Angelo | (none for me thanks, I'm driving) | Tongue Cleaning |
Class of June 11, 2002
| Marius Odendaal | M.B.A. (cum laude) | Philosophy |
Class of August 12, 2002
| David Bowman | Ph.D. (magna cum laude) | Philosophy |
Class of August 15, 2002
| Martin Montgomery | Ph.D. (magna cum laude) | International Business |
| Martin Montgomery | M.D. (magna cum laude) | Surgery |
Class of August 18, 2002
| Pam | Ph.D. (just plain laude) | Undecided |
Class of August 24, 2002
| Ashish Kumar Sabharwal | Ph.D. (magna cum laude) | Philosophy |
Class of September 16, 2002
| Andr�s Kievsky | Ph.D. (cum-a cum-a cum-a cum-a chameleon) | Yogurt Technology |
Class of October 3, 2002
| Brandon Cody | Ph.D. (magna cum laude) | Philosophy |
Class of November 4, 2002
| Dee Masters | J.D. (magna cum laude) | Yogurt Technology |
Class of January 18, 2003
| Kathy Micken | Ph.D. (far too laude) | Yogurt Technology |
Class of May 4, 2003
| Nick Crabb | Ph.D. (magna cum laude) | Astronomy |
Class of June 23, 2003
| stef | Ph.D. (summa cum laude) | Criminology |
Class of November 3, 2003
| Krista Hartin | J.D. (none for me thanks, I'm driving) | Government |
Class of January 28, 2004
| Kary Thompson | M.B.A. (summa cum laude) | Adult Entertainment |
Class of February 17, 2004
| Mike Lehr | B.S. (summa cum laude) | Undecided |
Class of March 23, 2004
| C.L. Brant | Adult Entertainment |
Class of May 24, 2004
| Wael Taher Ismail | Ph.D. (magna cum laude) | Begins with "B" |
Class of September 1, 2004
| Aimee Sims | Ph.D. (summa cum laude) | Begins with "B" |
Class of November 27, 2004
| John B. Glock | J.D. (magna cum laude) | Criminology |
Class of December 17, 2004
| Barbara | B.A. (none for me thanks, I'm driving) | Dance |
Class of September 24, 2005
| Krista Lynn Hartin | B.A. (summa cum laude) | Political Consulting |
Class of July 5, 2006
| Mike Smith | B.S. (magna cum laude) | Nutrition Technology |
Class of January 18, 2007
| Richard Cranium | Ph. D. (cum laude) | Jury Tampering |
Class of March 29, 2009
| Christina White | T&A (cum out, cum out, wherever you are) | Begins with "B" |
| Alec Mathews | Ph.D. (summa cum laude) | Political Insulting |
| Posh Spice | B.S. (cum out, cum out, wherever you are) | Tourism |
Alumni Comments: What has the Doc Nagel, Inc. U. experience meant to you??
IF IT FEELS GOOD ....DO IT!!!!!!
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I got more out of my experience at Doc Nagel, Inc. U. than I did in all the time within the kudzu-covered walls of UNC-CH.
From the first minutes, to the last minutes, and the two minutes in between, I was enchanted! Way to go DNIU!
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Get out! Get out, before it's too late!!
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Hey,kids? Get your Ph.D. Today! It's FUN to be an Academic!
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Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
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It made a believer--and a PhD!--out of me!
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The shameless, baseless accusations of the Government towards these kind souls simply attempting to exercise their rights under the US Constitution are, in my opinion, appalling, and I'd like to thank CNN for having me on tonight.
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Great! Now I can tell chicks to take their clothes off!
After all, I have a degree in Surgery!
Plus, if I am in a restaurant and some guy is choking,
I can cut into him with a salad fork!!!
I'm a surgeon, you know.
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I likyd Doc Nagle U it was fun I has a real good tim ther I lernt that commie pinkos ain't good eating boy thats sure I thin everwon shud get a PhD and a T&A on tha side thatnk you every much XXXOOO George
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Doc Nagel U., Inc. has given me the skills I needed to pull off the coup of the century and become admired, repsceted, and feared among the party loyalists who now cower at my ankles!
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Hah! Just watch the toadies on The Hill squirm under my thumb NOW!
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They were the only people who ever sat down with me, with compassion and respect, and took the time and had the patience to teach me how to spell. Now I can spell! Also, the instructors exploited me, using me for my lithe body and delectable love juices, bewildering me with stolen embraces and lewd remarks during office hours or late-night labs. Finally, what was with that fossilized bitch in charge of Drop Add in the Undecided Department!! How can it take an hour to staple a yellow paper to a pink paper? Yeesh! Yes, DNU gave me the best years of my life!
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How's comes it me can't get a 4.00 caus it aint on da applicsion form?
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i better get a cushy position out of this or else I'll sue to get my money back!!
oh, wait, damn....never mind
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Wow! A QUALITY major in T&A!
Doc Nagel, your'e the best.
I like meatloaf.
Bye,
Doug
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Doc Nagel U is a difficult, yet fair, University. The courses were challenging but I learned a lot. Best of Luck to All!!
Thanks Doc for a wonderful opportunity!!
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Don't do it... get out while you still can... This has been so hard, but now it is over and it is worth every penny... of course I didn't pay a penny... but at least I was exposed to a curriculum that taught me that yogurt could be used not only in my proffession but also in my personal life... I can't tell you how much it has improved my love life! Thanks Doc Nagel **
Thanks, Mom.
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Woof, Woof Woof, Bark.
Woof. Bark
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Doc Nagle U, Inc.'s international reputation has served me well!
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Always do your homework. It really pays off.
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I can't tell you how much this has changed my career, improved my sex life and made those tiny wrinkles
near my eyes disappear!
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I have finally found out who invented liquid soap, and why!!!
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When all else fails, close your eyes, click your heels together and sing - "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer
weiner."
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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If I'm lying I'm flying and my feet ain't left the ground!
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I think three hours to earn a Doctor of Philosophy
Philosophy (no, I don't stutter) is a ridiculously excessive amount of time,
given that one can learn all meaningful philosophy (sans sheepskin) by
reading bumper stickers on a thirty minute drive during rush hour.
But, the sheepskin will be worth it, except to the sheep which lost it.
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This is the most useful thing I've done since I learned how to breathe. Thanks, Doc, now I know my career will take me far!
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It sounds great to get Doctoral Degree in mere hours. It realy works.
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This is a world-class institution. I'm from Argentina and Doc Nagel, Inc. U really helped me get a job!! Apply now!!!
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I ceannn reed 7 writy vry wlll thank miss nagal for learnen me
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I can hardly wait to enter the field of yogurt technology. I look forward to the high compensation and attracting more women. Please do not mention any of this to my wife.
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Getting a Pee Aitch Dee at Doc Nagel, Inc.U. has been a life changing experience. Faculty members in arts and sciences (_especially_ those in the philosophy department) no longer look down their noses at those of us who teach in the "professional schools." When they learn of this degree in Yogurt Technology, they hold their noses!
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Glad to join the ranks of such scholarly alumni. Hope I can live up to such big shoes!
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Now I can get my dream job of whatever I end up deciding
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Wow! This was quick and easy, and the level of excellence from Professor Jenna Jameson left me breathless! I never thought I could learn Adult Entertainment in just three hours. But believe it folks. This place is the real thing. I highly recommend this program for anyone who wants to learn the finer arts from a real professional! Thanks Doc Nagel, Inc. U!
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This is great. I learned so much about things that start with the letter "B"
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Life is a beach! Pobodys Nerfect; Live Love Laugh..Laugh...Laugh..and Laugh some more; Laughing beats crying; No dream is too unrealisitc if you try to make it happen! =)
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Hooct on fonix werkt 4 me. wEAR thairz a will thairz a wai. U kaan do it, u kann do it all nite!
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Doc Nagel, Inc. has changed my life. Before taking this course I could not use the word "before", "bullshit", "boink", "boobies" or "bulemia". Now I am finally able to express myself with a full range of adjectives and nouns and have been able to write the story of my life, which has sold app. .0005558 copies. I no longer have to work at an egg ranch and am finally able to say "Back off Bitch!" when telemarketers call. Thank you Doc Nagel! Thank you.
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This is one of many degrees I hold but my most valued! Thanks Doc.
Arf, Grrrrrrr. Woof