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Doc Nagel, Inc. U. is accredited by Alexander and Arthur (aka the Flying Kittois Brothers), in exchange for a can of delectably stinky cat food.

Doc Nagel, Inc. U. is not responsible for items lost, for any misinterpretation of the nature of our service as a provider of higher education products, for your psychological maladjustment, for the state of academia in this nation, for... hell with it.

Doc Nagel, Inc. is not responsible.