October 7th, 1959, precisely 43 years before the DC sniper shootings took place soon to be president John F. Kennedy is replaced by a nano-tech robot powered by an internal fusion reactor. Using he powers to travel backwords and forwards in time he goes back to Omaha, Nebraska (later the soviet republic of Georgia) to the year 1912, where he inseminates young peasant mistress Alexandra Yurosavitch with his high-tech nano seed.
November 13th, 1968, a coalition of petroleum rich nations named OPEC purchases sensitive information pertaining to CIA Director of Top Secret Josh Milkan and several other of his nefarious henchmen. Milkan hands the keys to the CIA over to OPEC and the Majestic Council of 9.
November 17th, 1968, The Majestic Council sinks the passenger liner "Titanic" in an attempt to kill wealthy business man Muhatma Malvo and uses mirrors to make it appear as if the event had taken place April 14th, 1912 as conventional MISStory would have you believe. Malvo woud later own the largest reserves of unrefined crude oil of any non-OPEC conglomerate. He alone knows the secrets of the inter demensional gateway and it's key, "the omega rod" which is later given to his only son, John Lee.
January 3rd, 1974, OPEC and the Majestic Council begin a series of top-secret underground seismic-drilling projects to reach Malvo's super fortress deep beneath the earths crust. Estimated time till project completetion: the year 2010.
March, 2001, Malvo becomes wise to OPEC-CIA's schemes, and attempts escape. Need for increased drilling speed voiced.
October, 2002, Grand Moff Richard Cheney and the OPEC-CIA authorize the use of Star Wars Missle Defense System to eliminate 7 targets in the Virginia area, one for every deadly sin. Former Black Ops slash KGB Operative Alexei Yurosavitch, a.k.a former president Gerald R. Ford, a.k.a. JFK's half cyborg love child is licensed to do 6 more of killings along with his partner, the robotic Nancy Reagan. They are only sucessful in 3 of the killings, as a playful robot named "Chip" teaches them both how to love. The killings were meant to provide a cover for increased drilling activity beneath the potomac valley.
November, 2002, flushed from the subterrainian retreat John Allen Muhammed and John Lee Malvo are framed for the series of killings by OPEC-CIA in order to ensure their silence. They are hypnotized by John Edwards and Stanley Kubrik on the Mars Moon Base.
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