| McGuire | |||||
| Teams | Record | Conference Record | Non-Conference Record | Total Points | Average Points |
| Broken Ankles | 8-2 | 5-1 | 3-1 | 962.625 | 192.525 |
| Crazy Fingers | 4-6 | 2-4 | 2-2 | 828.0775 | 165.6155 |
| Old Line Squad | 3-7 | 2-4 | 1-3 | 764.745 | 152.949 |
| Fuck You Steve | 3-7 | 2-4 | 1-3 | 758.875 | 151.775 |
| Wooden | |||||
| Teams | Record | Conference Record | Non-Conference Record | Total Points | Average Points |
| Simply Electrifying | 9-1 | 6-0 | 3-1 | 941.3325 | 188.2665 |
| Shelton's Cocks | 5-5 | 3-3 | 2-2 | 907.67 | 181.534 |
| Thrillhouse | 4-6 | 1-5 | 3-1 | 911 | 182.2 |
| Royal Fizz | 3-7 | 2-4 | 1-3 | 741.4225 | 148.2845 |