Grandma on the Roof
When Grandma was a little girl, she was quite the tomboy. In the morning she would climb straight out the window to get to the yard rather than walking thru the front door. She would climb the fence into the neighbor's yard to eat apricots from their trees. She and her sister also liked to climb onto the roof of their house to get a wide view of the local landscape. They would sit at the end of the roof holding onto the chimney for balance. Grandma's mother was terribly frightened for them. She would call them down, but they wouldn't budge. Finally, she sent grandma's brother out to get them down - he said nothing, but pointed his slingshot at them. They came right down!