A Sampling of Writing

 

This is a few short, short stories I have penned

OH MISS, I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T CALLED THE COPS ...


One day, I had called into work sick with a bad cold. I went downstairs to fix myself a light lunch and took a look out the window. Something seemed different but I couldn't put my finger on it. I went back to fixing my sandwich and then I realized, something was missing. I looked out again. My '75 Plymouth Duster was gone. "Maybe it rolled down the street," I thought. No, didn't look like it. "Maybe I parked it in the driveway on the other side of the house." No, wasn't there.
"Who would steal a 10 year car with no radio?" I cried. Then I panicked, how was I going to get around? I called the police who were there in five minutes. They made a full report and assured me they'd do their best.
After they left the phone rang. A young man's voice asked "Do you have a Maroon '75 Duster?"
"Yes, yes I do, and who are you?" I nervously asked expecting a request for some high amount of ransom money.

"Well, This is Joe's Junk Yard. We picked up you car by accident. We were supposed to pick up a Brown '75 Valiant across the street. I thought your car looked to good to be a junk when we put it on the flatbed, funny you didn't hear us. We were pretty loud. Good thing I looked at the registration in the glove compartment when we got back. I'm really sorry. Oh miss, I hope you haven't called the cops."


 

THE CONCERNED NEIGHBOR


Emily couldn't see through the window because of all the dust and cobwebs. She dug deep into her jacket pocket, found a tissue and rubbed enough dirt away so she could see onto the street. It was no longer the street where she used to live. Many of the houses were boarded up, as a result of fires or abandonment. Empty bottles and trash lined the street. Vacant lots covered many areas where at one time other tenement houses stood. As a woman who remembered how it once was, she wanted to cry but she held back. Crying on the job would not be permissible in her position. As her eyes scanned the dreary site she remembered a happier time when the view from this window overlooked a parking lot surrounded by trees and flower gardens, when the houses were filled with the smiling faces of friendly neighbors. Except for one neighbor at first. Emily remembered the day she moved in. It was her first apartment and her first encounter with Mrs. Dithers ...

Emily couldn't figure out which car was which. Stan said his bag was in the white Chevy Nova. There were two and she had never seen his latest mode of transportation. He was in the shower when he remembered that he forgot his change of clothes in the car. She looked up to their third floor apartment to see if he may be in the window to direct her. He wasn't. Emily chose to investigate the Nova on the left first. It was spotless and shined like new. "This has to be his new baby." She went to open the door and out of the apartment building flew an elderly woman in curlers, a pink bathrobe and floppy slippers wielding a broom.

"Get away from that car! she screamed, That's Mr. Mahoney's car! If you don't move along young lady, I'll call the police!"
"I'm sorry! I thought this was my boyfriend's car."

"You don't know your own beau's car?" asked the woman.

Emily answered, "No, I mean, he just got it and he's been away for awhile. This is our first night together in our new apart-" She stopped herself as she noticed the woman, who had finally put the broom down looking at her underneath raised eyebrows. "Why am I telling you this?"

"Because you've noticed hopefully that I am a concerned neighbor. Someone's got to make sure that the cars are safe out here. I was sitting at my window and I noticed you eyeing these vehicles. You may look innocent but innocent looking people can be the biggest cut-throats. It's important to keep an eye on everybody. You'll thank me someday for this."
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"I'm sure I will, but remember that white Chevy Nova is Stan's car and the Red Ford over there is mine." said Emily.
"I know, your need a new muffler." said the lady, "I might as well introduce myself, I'm Margaret, Mrs. Margaret Dithers
and you are ....?

"Emily Bronson. If you knew I had a car why did you think I wanted to steal the Nova?"

"Because you need a new one. I give that Ford 6 months."

"Thank you for your life assessment of my car."

"Anytime, just keeping an eye out that's all."

Emily suppressed her dissatisfaction 'Why don't you mind your own business,' she thought. Then the woman's withered face lightened up and her wrinkled mouth curved up to form a caring smile.

"Good day dear." She turned away from Emily and walked slowly back into the building.

Emily walked over to the Nova on the right, as she approached the car she noticed her own reflection in the window. She was only 20 years old, there were no lines in her face, the highlights glowed in her copper hair as the sun reflected it's rays against it. Her movements were swift and when she ran a short distance it increased her energy, it didn't deter it. Her muscular arms and legs enhanced her youthfulness. Then she looked at the woman who was making her way into the doorway. Her breathing was shallow. It was hard to believe this woman had just burst out of her home like a hurricane.
"Hey!" shouted a male voice.

Emily looked up to see Stan with his head out the window smiling down at her.

"What's taking you so long, I'm naked, I'm wet and I'm waiting." yelled Stan. His long blond locks blowing in the spring breeze.
Emily was grateful that Mrs. Dithers had gone inside. She smiled back, looked around and shushed him. She opened the door of the car, grabbed his bag, slammed the door and ran up the stairs and into her lover's awaiting arms.

The next day Stan slept in and Emily took a morning stroll to the store. She wanted to surprise him by making his favorite breakfast, french toast, sausage and orange juice. As she was scanning the aisles for bread she overheard two older women talking.
"She's such a busybody, I wish she'd just leave people alone," said a heavy-set woman in the orange and brown floral dress wearing Dr. Schols slip-ons.

"She reprimanded my Harry last night for leaning on your car," said a slim woman in the red polyester pantsuit.
"She locks that front door at 7:00 each night. It drives me crazy, I hate to have to fumble for my keys in the dark."
"She thinks she owns the place."

"Has anyone talked to the landlord about her?" said the heavy-set woman

"I did last week. He said she's no bother, just a concerned neighbor."

Just then, the woman in the obnoxious floral dress noticed Emily. "Hey, aren't you the little girl who moved in upstairs?"

"I don't know, what's your address?" asked Emily.

"254 Maple?"

"Yes, I live there. I'm Emily Bronson."

"I'm Agnes Maplethorpe," said the woman in the pantsuit.

"I'm Phyllis Wilson," said the portly woman. You had a run in with her yesterday didn't you?"

"With who?" asked Emily.

"Snoopy-nose Drithers, she yelled at you about peering into Mr. Mahoney's Nova."

"It was looking for my boyfriend's car." said Emily.

"Well never-the-less, don't you think that was rude?" asked Agnes.

"I didn't really think about it." answered Emily.

"Don't worry dear, you will." said Phyllis.

The women insisted that they all walk back together. Emily listened as they bad mouthed Mrs. Dithers all the way back.
Mrs. Dithers was sitting in a lawn chair reading, she looked up to see the women approaching. She smiled and nodded to them "Hi Agnes, Hello Phyllis and how are you today my dear Emily?"

"Fine, Thank you, Mrs. Dithers" answered Emily.

"Oh Margaret, you look so lovely today." said Agnes.

"I see your keeping an eye on our cars again, I don't know what we'd do without you," said Phyllis.
The women continued in and as Emily followed in behind them she heard Mrs. Dithers softly say what she herself was thinking, "Hypocrites."

Before Emily could start breakfast Stan was urging her to go back to bed. She didn't need much persuasion. So far they enjoyed living together. The whole day and a half of it. Three quarters of the time they'd been in bed. It was just like a honeymoon, without the rings. The rest of the time they cruised around town in the Nova, and met up with some of Stan's friends and hung out at the beach. Right now their minds were on one thing and one thing only.

She kissed him as he pulled her into bed. Stan helped her off with her tank top then locked her lips into a long kiss, then he began to kiss her shoulders. Emily enjoyed having him with her, wanting her. She wanted him, she gave in completely. They were totally immersed in each other when they were interrupted by a knock. "Damn", uttered Emily. They ignored the interruption and continued. The person knocked again. Emily withdrew from her lover to get up.

He pulled her back down. "Don't answer it", he said, kissing her lips.

The person was now banging harder, "Emily, Emily I have to talk to you?"

Emily sighed, kissed Stan got up, put a robe on and answered the door. Mrs. Dithers stood there. "Your young man's car, some boys are trying to steal it. I called the police, they're on their way. Stan overheard, bolted past the two woman and ran down the stairs. Mrs. Dithers looked to where the naked man had run by and back to Emily who donned only a bath robe. She picked up Emily's left hand, noticed no ring, shook her head, clucked her tongue three times, and said "A man never buys the cow if he can get the milk for free."
Sirens screeched outside and the women crossed to the kitchen window and looked down, the boys weren't thieves at all, just Stan's friends come by for a visit. They got a good laugh at their naked friend who was now turning several shades of red and shielding his manhood. The policemen came out thier cruiser and stood looking at the naked young man. A humiliated Stan ran back upstairs and caught Mrs. Dithers and Emily laughing at him as well. He entered the bathroom, slammed the door behind him and asked "Emily, will you please get me my clothes.?"

After that, Emily and Mrs. Dithers became good friends. Emily visited her often. Mrs. Dithers encouraged Emily to take night courses and soon Emily found herself busy with her waitress job during the day and going to classes at night. After her first semester, an excited Emily called on Mrs. Dithers to show off her grade A average. After not getting an answer she got the landlord to open the door to the older woman's apartment. They found Mrs. Dithers sitting in a chair by a window. She had been watching the cars, a concerned neighbor to the end.

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Emily was now 43 years old, widowed with two grown children. Stan had not been the father. He left a few months later to dodge the draft, never to be seen or heard from again. Her children's father had been Joe Surgess, a policeman killed in the line of duty. Joe was the opposite of Stan, a Vietnam Vet who never slacked off a day in his life.

Emily fondly remembered how the world was much more innocent in the days when she was first out on her own. The neighborhood had gotten corrupt. Drug busts and murders were everyday occurrences on that block. As she stood at the window where Margaret had died, she remembered the elderly crime fighter. Now as she investigated the old building, Police Lieutenant Emily Surgess and her patrol had discovered enough evidence to bust the drug ring that had turned the building that once was her home, into the most notorious crack house in town. All they needed to do now was to wait for them to enter the building. So she waited, waited to stop a crime from happening just like a concerned neighbor she knew years and years ago.

FIRST KISS

Amy's slumped back in her chair and stared at her blank computer screen. In her frustration, her yellow suit was crumpled. Strands of brown hair had dislodged themselves from her yellow silk bow. Her watery eyes, made the mascara underneath look as though she were an undernourished raccoon. Why of all things was "Love in the 90's" assigned to her? Her editor thought it would be a nice touch for Valentine's Day. Select a few happy couples, find out how they met, what turned them on to each other, what their weddings were like, etc., etc.

Amy picked up her notes. Dee and Walter met in high school, fell instantly in love and married when they were 19. Dee had told her about their blissful existence while her screaming children roared an attack at her and each other in the family kitchen. . . . Sandra and Rick met at a club last year. She conducted that interview with the couple at the bar they frequented and was 'entertained' by various wanna be singers in a Karaoke show. Rick did his rendition to Sandra of "Love Me Tender." How hard it was to maintain a straight face, thought Amy, coupled with the occasional bar brawls that are prevalent in such establishments. Now Cheryl and Josh did have a relationship to be envied. She was a lawyer and he was a taxi driver, they spent their honeymoon traveling the globe, on her salary of course.

"It doesn't exist, how can I write about something that doesn't exist" Amy blurted out, pounding her pencil into her lap. "Ooow!"
"Hey, don't kill yourself over there!" said Mary gingerly. Mary was her best friend. Her curly red hair framed her round face as she peeked over her cubicle. "No hot romances out there, huh?"

"I should call this thing "Lust in the 90's". Most of these people will be lucky if their true love lasts another week," said Amy.
"I take it Jason didn't call this week." said Mary.

Amy paused, put her head in her hands and looked back at her screen. "What would that have to do with anything?"
"Everything, how can you write about perfect love, when your own love life ..."
"Mary, please!"

"Well, you know mine's not the greatest either. The romance dwindled away long ago. But I love Henry, he loves me. It just takes work, that's all. I personally think you should dump Jason, you can do better. Why, hell. My seven year old has more luck than you do with romance.
"You're letting her date?"

"Never, not 'til she's thirty, if Henry and I have anything to do with it. I mean she attracts the boys. This one kid has given her a different present every day this week. Monday, it was a card, Tuesday a dead rose , Wednesday a frog and Thursday it was his lunch, no telling what it will be today."

"Excuse me ladies!" Frank Mitchell stood glaring at the women. His arms were crossed across his large frame. "I hate to disturb your little 'love chat', but kindly remember this is an office not a hair salon!"

"Yes, Mr. Mitchell." said Amy repositioning herself at her desk.
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Mary rolled her eyes and sat back down. "Well, back to the dead people."

It was hard to believe it was Mary who wrote the obituaries. She's always so cheerful. Mary was right, although Amy hated to admit it. She was wasting her time with Jason, but at least he was someone, even if he was 2000 miles away on a extended business trip.

What could she write about love? Mary's daughter had more of a love life at seven. Amy's thoughts were interrupted by a brainstorm. 'Wait a minute! Then her fingers began to dance across the keyboard ...

I was in first grade. I hated school. I liked the other kids but I hated having to sit still and pay attention to things I had no interest in, especially Math. I wanted to be home watching television. I sat in my chair envisioning myself on the silver screen. I was Vivien Leigh being kissed by Clark Gable in the scene with the fire and the horses. I was Ingrid Bergman leaving Humphrey Bogart behind. ... I was Debbie Reynolds being kissed for the first time as Tammy.

What did a kiss feel like? Everyone in the movies and on TV seemed to like it. Does it really feel like fireworks going off. I had to know, but how. Clark Gable wasn't going to come into my boring math class and whip my out of my seat and give me a kiss that set the school on fire.
"Amy, stop daydreaming" said Mrs. Gates.

That's why I hated school, you couldn't even think in peace. My eyes got heavy as Mrs. Gates went through the usual, 2 + 2 = 4, 4 + 4 = 8, 8 + 8 = 20, who cares, what good is math I thought, it'll never do me any good.

Then, I got an idea. I bent down and made it look like I was searching in my desk for a pencil. Then I looked up, Christopher Raymond sat in the back. Too bad I thought, he's really cute. I guess Freddie Fogle will have to do. I tapped him on the shoulder and motioned him to come down behind his desk. Then I did it. I grabbed him and pulled him towards me and puckered my mouth up just like they did in the movies and wham! Yuck! It was wet and miserable. No fireworks, no thrills.

"Amy, sit back down this minute. Freddie sit in the back of the class!"

Freddie got up, his face was all red.

"Sorry, I just wanted to see what it felt like." I said.

He avoided me like the black plague after that. I wasn't Vivien Leigh or Ingrid Bergman or Debbie Reynolds, I was Calamity Jane and Freddie was Captain Parmenter from F Troop.

Freddie didn't have to see me for awhile. I got the mumps and I was out sick. It was just as well, maybe Mrs. Gates and Freddie would forget what happened. On my frist day back we were in a reading circle. No one said anything about my little love scene. I was thrilled, reading was okay I guess.

"It's so good to have you back again Amy. It's funny, you and Freddie were both out with the mumps, he just got back yesterday." said Mrs. Gates donning a sly smile, "Isn't it strange that you both had the mumps at the same time!"
"I like it!" said a male voice.

Amy was jolted back to the present by the statement.
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"What?" Amy turned and discovered a tall, lean, dark haired young man with sparkling blue eyes standing behind her cubicle.
"That's a great idea, "First Kiss" , Oh excuse me, I'm Steve Fulright. I'm the new sports editor. I couldn't help reading over your shoulder as the story progressed. I hope you don't mind."

"No, I'm Amy Foster, welcome aboard!" She extended her hand to shake his. She observed his other hand and was delighted to see that it was lacking the one thing most guys his age had, a gold band.

"Well, It's nice to meet you." he said.

"Steve!" said Frank Mitchell, come over let me show you the rest of the department.

"Bye", said Amy.

Steve looked back and smiled at her as he tripped over a wastebasket. Frank prodded him along.
"Well, Calamity, looks like Capt. Parmenter has come to town.

Amy turned to see Marys smug grin beaming at her as she handed her a mirror.

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