Once there was an unsuspecting girl named Ebony - only that wasn't her real name, one just found off a site 'cause it looked cool and sorta suited what she wanted to be like, but that's besides the point - who became a magic woman-in-training. No, no, wait... the story started before then.

Once there was an unsuspecting girl named Lylana - only that wasn't her real name... and yadda yadda yadda. So anyways, she became a White Sister and was very good at it, became Head of that Ajah, in fact. Life was boring, but, DM being the place that it is, she met people. And these people taught her evil ways and thoughts. She had never had to deal with such weirdness before, she was so innocent, and so she became tainted, the weirdest one of them all. She was messed up pretty bad, but one day a Ward named Shoar hit her over the head and stunned her long enough for her to fall madly in love with him. Love being a rather emotional thing, this conflicted with her Whiteness and she went rather mad, and one day, after months of letting this conflict stewing inside her, she killed herself. Or, rather, the part of herself named Lylana, because that wasn't her real name...

But that was with the intent of trying again - because, this girl is rather hard-headed and likes to torture herself. Thus was Ebony (re)born. Everything was tough, because, well, like I said, this girl wasn't too smart and did everything the hard way. ("You know, it would be easier if you..." "No, I want to do this the HARD way, because I can LEARN stuff." *24 hours later* "Please, please, PLEASE, let me do it the easy way!!" "No! *evil laugh* Too late!") So anyways, this girl slogs through the classes and chores and mops up pudding and is subjected to all kinds of nasty sights of the Amyrlin. ("What are you doing with that pudding..." "Nothing, nevermind, go away!!") By the end of the trial she was pretty brainless and cried at the drop of the hat - no, nevermind, she did that at the beginning, too - but it had twisted her even more.

Finally, one day it was over. Crying in relief, Ebony had a flashback and remembered she'd done this all before. That messed up her mind pretty bad and she couldn't remember who she was. ("Eb... Ly... Ebony... Lylana...") Shoar again had to hit her over the head, but this time she just hit him back. Yes, she had developed a mean streak in there, too. So she stalked over to claim her new status in order to be even meaner.

In revenge for all the evil whispers Ebony had sent her way, the evil Pudding Woman uploaded the wrong icon. Finding no refuge from the insanity she herself had created by joining this place, Ebony finally pretended to be sane again to escape the horror. Evil Pudding Woman didn't seem to be convinced and then didn't even bother to give Ebony a new icon at all. At least that's what it seemed like to Eb, but was informed by Evil Pudding Woman that she just had to logout and log back in. Ebony was magically and immediately turned Sheepish (the wool was really itching her nose and she couldn't stop sneezing, either), and went to do so. She now is in full command of her status and plots to steal the Great Pudding Stash and run off with her Cutie-Pie before people realize she's still quite, quite insane.

Ebby
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