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| This is for Kat's
benefit but
unfortunately before
I post I have to
explain the
beginning since we
no longer have it. Once upon a DM down time (A crash or server lost or some such tragedy) a community of friends and family gathered together on the EZ boards to kill the time. The day began with the Aiel raiding the Warder lands. The Aiel came with goats and with their safety aiel. They came with a number of things, wet towels to fight off ppl with, dances *shutters at the memory* Many many cameras were present. The day ended with Matalina dancing in a nice fancy dress with Sammy the safety Aiel. Seg and SV took pictures and no one helped the poor org leader. It was a long day that ended up with not only black mail pictures of Mat in a dress but also with Mat's chair being stolen by the clan chief cause he needed a chair... ***end flash back*** In retaliation I wrote the following silly story... thought I'd share it with you all again cause Kat misses them so. It's not funny really, just my retaliation and really silly.... Revenge of Sorts Matalina was in a field of flowers, the air was warm and the sun was bright. It was a beautiful Spring day, but it had an odd feeling to it. From the right came a man wearing strange clothing and spears. He wore a big smile and his eyes were filled with an odd look. Matalina couldn't place it. He swept Matalina up in his arms and leaned in to kiss her. Matalina sat bolt upright in bed. Blood and Ashes, tramatized for life now. Thanks Sammy. "I will get you back. I promise you that Sammy." Matalina lay back down to sleep and slowly drifted off again. Segurant was there this time in the distance, he was making wise cracks as the Aiel man swept Matalina off her feet. "Call her Matty, Sammy. She really likes that." Matalina once again woke up. Seg, I'm going to kill you. The nightmares had been happening for many nights since the battle with the Aiel. Some battle that was. Matalina had tried to think up a way to get those two back. Until this moment nothing came to her, but now she had an idea. Matalina went out to the training grounds and began asking after Segurant. She asked everyone where he was. She ran into a small girl coming out of Matalina's office. She was giggling and holding a box full of lizards. She was definately Aiel. "So you are the one putting the lizards around my office huh?" The little girl giggled, "Yes. I's Irianah, my Daddy's Clan Cheif." Matalina nodded, "Do you know Sammy the Safty Aiel." Irianah giggled, "Yes. why?" Matalina picked up the little girl and took her into her office, "Here's what I want you to do ... " Matalina talked with Irianah for a while, telling her what she could do for her in the Waste. Matalina then went looking again for Segurant. She asked someone and they told her Segurant had gone to the White Tower. But when she reached the White Tower and the Amyrlin Seat to be exact, he was not there. Kathana had told Matalina that Segurant had gone to the Black Tower. Matalina went to the black tower and found that he'd just left again. It seemed he kept running into Matalina's friends. At each stop she found where he was going. By the time she'd found out what had happened to Segurant at the last stop he was already on his way over to Seanchan. One of the few places Matalina didn't have friends that she knew outrightly. He was in such a hurry he had begun to swim the Ocean. Matalina sat on the beach and watched the little speck that was Segurant swimming across the ocean. He disappeared out of sight. He didn't get beyond her view, he just disappeared. He must have sank. Matalina frowned, "Didn't really want it to end that way." Matalina got up and went back to the Warder's Yard wondering how Irianah was doing. While Matalina was casually chasing Segurant, Irianah had snuck into Sammy's roof and painted the black circle just as Matalina had said to. She even used the special paint she was told to. Irianah placed a pillow over the circle like she did the holes she dug. Irianah giggled and then left the roof. Her job was done. Sammy saw Irianah slipping from his roof. "Now what's the little one doing." He entered his roof and saw nothing unusualy. "Oh Wait." He noticed the black circle on the ground. He bent down and touched it, "Still wet. No harm here." He sat down on the pillow and he fell. He fell and fell and fell. He fell into a black hole that was painted on his floor. As Sammy was falling Segurant was sinking. He was having a hard time breathing just as this little mermaid came up to him and kissed him. The mermaid was beautiful, looked alot like his girlfriend, but she was in the Tower. This was odd. They kissed for a long time, swimming in circles in a beautiful water dance. This was the only means to which Segurant was kept alive. Segurant had a choice to make he could live there forever, or go back to his real girlfriend in the Tower. He had a major choice to make. Meanwhile Sammy was still falling. But he began to notice that it was starting to get lighter as he fell. Ground was approaching, that wasn't good. Sammy looked around. He began to see that things weren't safe, depite his falling, the world was not safe. There were open bottles of pills lying around, plugged in appliances very near water. It was not safe at all. Sammy suddenly stopped. He hadn't hit the ground yet, but he's stopped. He slowly floated down to the ground in the mist of a puddle. At the outskirt of the puddle there was a microwave just about to be overran by the puddle. Uh Oh! Sammy ran out of the puddle and dried off. He unplugged the appliance. Phew! Sammy looked around and saw all the unsafe things and began to fix them. As he proceded he noticed that it went on forever. He had a lot of fixing to do. Sammy began to say "Sammy is here to save the day!" as a bird flew over and you can guess what happened. Sammy cleaned him self off and a super hero costum seemed to appear as he did. A cape and the letter S on his chest. He started running and cleaning up things again, he began to say again, "Sammy is here to save the day!" but before he finished the second word he had run into a wall. You say a wall. How could a wall be in the middle of the way when it went on forever in this unsafe world. Sammy got up and put his hands infront of him and walked slowly. A wall. It was solid and lookie here, it was painted with unsafe scenes. Sammy used his admin type powers and painted the walls safely. He turned around and saw that all the work on the ground he'd done was back. He started to get fustrated and began to fix things again. Even his powers weren't working on anything except that fool wall. Sammy was pulling his hair out and turning gray, but Seguant was off in his water paradise trying to make his decsion. The longer he stayed the more he missed his girlfriend. He told the mermaid he had to go. The mermaid began to squeeze him tightly. Her grip got tighter. Segurant looked up again from the ground, why he was looking there I don't know, but he was. He noticed something odd. It wasn't a mermaid. It was an octopus. He was kissing an octopus. Oh no. But now it was trying to kill him. What ever will Segurant do now. Sammy and Segurant are now in a pickle. What will they do? Will the live and get home safely, or will this odd sort of revenge be all that is left of them. This last story. As it turns out Sammy found the way out. He remembered how he got to the place. By painting. He painted a doorway back home. It was a good thing that wall was there. He was back home and safe in his roof. He fixed his floor and went on about life. But he will always remember that unsafe world. Segurant too got out of his rather sticky situation. He had enough room to draw his sword. And needless to say that the octopus is now a pentapus. He made it home in time to see his girlfriend, apparently they had a date that night. Matalina woke up refreshed. That was a good dream. They got what they deserved. The End Matalina bonded to Yveva Sedai |