The Dead Milkmen Bucky Fellini * (p) 1987 Fever Records * (c) 1987 Golf Pro Music (BMI) (except tracks 6 and 11) * Members: o Malory (Drums, Percussion, Backing Vocals, Drum Machine, Sampler) o Dave Blood (Bass, Percussion, Backing Vocals, Sampler) o Rodney "Cosloy" Anonymous (Vocals, Guitar) o Joe Jack Talcum (Guitar, Vocals, Whistling Tube of Plastic, Piano, Dobro, Sampler) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. (2:12) - The Pit 2. (2:19) - Take Me To The Specialist 3. (1:58) - I Am The Walrus 4. (2:41) - Watching Scotty Die 5. (2:36) - Going To Graceland 6. (2:48) - Big Time Operator 7. (3:36) - Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance To Anything) 8. (2:14) - The Badger Song 9. (1:34) - Tacoland 10. (1:57) - City Of Mud 11. (2:47) - Rocketship 12. (2:43) - Nitro Burning Funny Cars 13. (3:32) - Surfin' Cow 14. (2:26) - (Theme From) Blood Orgy Of The Atomic Fern 15. (?:??) - Jellyfish Heaven 16. (?:??) + [untitled] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 - The Pit - Are you ready Dave? - Uh-huh. - Malory? - Ok. - Joe? - I don't know. - Well alright fellas... Let's GOoo!!! Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit I'm covered with slime and ick and goo But that's ok, 'cause my woman is too And we live in the stench of a dirt-walled hole And we don't give a damn about pest control It's a hee and a hoe God I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit Well, call us nauseating if that's what you please Or call us Ron and Nancy 'cause it's all the same disease This kind of thing happens in the best of homes This kind of thing happens wherever I roam It's a hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit I wanna hear you shout the words to this song So let's all join in and we'll all sing along And maybe scare the neighbours or your mom and dad Or maybe get rich off some brand new fad! It's a hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit 2 - Take Me To The Specialist I like to scream I like to yell That's 'cause I'm sick And I need help The specialist won't hurt me He's not like the nuns He's got a lot of pretty pills I think I'll take some yellow ones Take me to the specialist I know that I'm crazy I know that I'm nuts But at least I admit it And I think that takes some guts The specialist doesn't care What the voices say He's got a lot of pretty pills To make the voices go away Take me to the specialist - Mr. Huberty - Yes, God? - You wouldn't happen to have any power toools? (psychopathic laughter) And if I'm hopeless Well, that's the breaks The cookie crumbles The loony shakes The specialist can see it From my point of view He understands me 'Cause he hears voices too Take me to the specialist (x4) I hear weasels! (x10) Hey you kids! Cut that crap out! Hey come back here! I know who your parents are. Wouldn't do this if Nixon was in the White House. C'mon, I'm the walrus dammit! 3 - I Am The Walrus A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what can this mean?' A goat goes to school And makes us look like fools And I think 'what can this mean?' They call me the walrus! (x4) Sold my niece to Edwin Meese And I wonder what life's about Talked of tires While your dog caught fire And I wonder what life's about They call me the walrus! (x4) Yeah! Some nights I'm lying in bed! Wonderin' what would happen if Nancy Sinatra suddenly freaked out and climbed a tree and decided she doesn't want to do 'These Boots are Made for Walking' any more and all she ever wanted to do for the rest of her natural life was hum the 'Theme from S.W.A.T'. They call me the walrus! (x4) Poke out your eyes And move to Portland Kill your wife And move to Portland Burn down your home And move to Portland Come on everybody! We're movin' to Portland They call me the walrus! (x3) Yeah I am the walrus! 4 - Watching Scotty Die I've got a kid His name is Scott He's goin' blind And his blood just will not clot The doctors line in rows To stick tubes up Scotty's nose There is the field Where Scotty used to play Until Ortho Orange Number 42 Was dumped in it one day I think it's so funny I laugh until I cry Just me and God Watchin' Scotty die Just me and God Watchin' Scotty die The chemical plant across the street Leaves off steam that colours our white sheets It's been happening for years Now I'm crying rainbow tears One day my dog went out to play Instead of grey he came back coloured yellow The chemical men said stay mellow It happens all the time Now Scotty's skin is lime I think it's so funny I laugh until I cry Just me and God Watchin' Scotty die Just me and God Watchin' Scotty die 5 - Going To Graceland Goin' to Graceland We're goin' today! I'm so happy I just can't wait! Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died When we get to Graceland We'll have to ride a bus We'd better watch our language Or the guards will beat us up We'll get to make some cheap jokes And buy cheaper souvenirs If this were Disneyworld I'd buy a pair of Elvis ears They say it costs eight-fifty Just to see his house Where they keep all his records And his fifteen foot long couch It might seem like a rip-off But I'm goin' anyway We're goin' to Graceland today Goin' to Graceland It's gonna be great! I'm so happy I just can't wait! Gonna see the bucket that Elvis Presley kicked Goin' to Graceland It's gonna be fun We'll get to see all Elvis's guns Gonna tell us all about his favourite TV shows Goin' to Graceland We'll stand in line We'll get to have a wild time Gonna get to buy Love Me Tender Shampoo When my time comes That's how I wanna go - Stoned and fat and wealthy And sitting on the bowl Lots of people say That it's sad The King is gone Well Elvis might be dead But his cash flow lives on I'll be so excited When I see the Jungle Room Where Elvis made some records Including Moody Blue Graceland is callin' And I just can't stay away We're goin' to Graceland today Goin' to Graceland We're gonna cut loose There's plenty of tourists for us to use Gonna act real stupid and try to pick up girls Goin' to Graceland We're gonna go wild We'll go to his grave and try to smile Gonna buy velvet paintings and Elvis Presley forks Goin' to Graceland We're goin' to Graceland (x3) Goin' to Graceland We're going to Hell We're gonna sing Heartbreak Hotel Gonna see the uniform that Elvis Presley wore What are we waitin' for? Let's leave right now We're goin' to Graceland And I don't care how E Pluribus Elvis That's what I say We're goin' to Graceland today 6 - Big Time Operator Alright! Kill the motherfucker! Nahahahahaha BlbBlbBlbBlb Blbbbb Gather round me everybody Let me tell you who I am 'Cause I'm a big time operator And they call me High Hat Sam I'm a big time operator Operatin' through the land Got a thousand pretty women Waitin' for me where I go And when it comes to doing nothin' Hey, I'm really in the know 'Cause I'm a big time operator And the ladies like it so... Two, three, four! Look out Stevie Ray Vaughan Look out Charlie Sexton Look out you cheesy Texas motherfuckers! Alright! PCP! LSD! MDA! Ecstasy! Yeah! Alright here we go! Just me! WuWuWuWuWuWuWuWuWu WuWuWuWuWuWuWuWuWu WuWuWuWuWuWuWuWuWu WuWuWuWuWuWuWuWuWu WuWuWuWuWuWuWuWu WuWuWuWuWuWuWuWu WuWuWuWuWuWuWuWu Alright now Joe! Gather round me everybody Let me tell you who I am 'Cause I'm a big time operator And they call me High Sam Well I'm a big time operator Operatin' through the land Two, three, four! 7 - Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance To Anything) You'll dance to anything (x4) Oh, baby, look at you Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux How long'd it take to get that way What a terrible waste of energy You wear black clothes say you're poetic The sad truth is you're just pathetic Get into the groove just get out of my way I came here to drink not to get laid So why don't you just go on home 'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone You'll dance to anything (x2) Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual Cause you're just another boring bisexual "I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party" Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees 80 pounds of make up on your art school skin 80 points of I.Q. located within Know what you are? You're a bunch of ... Artfags! Artfags! Artfags! Artfags! Choke on this you dance-a-teria types! You'll dance to anything by The Communards You'll dance to anything by Book of Love You'll dance to anything by The Smiths You'll dance to anything by Depeche Commode You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over here with their big hairdos intent on taking our money instead of giving your cash, where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself! You'll dance to anything! 8 - The Badger Song Out in the woods Up to no good I wanna make friends with the badger The woodchuck likes me We smoke PCP I wanna make friends with the badger I mean it! I wanna make friends with the badger For real! I wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends with the badger Get drunk with owls Drop acid with cows I wanna make friends with the badger I'll stand on my head till I'm legally dead I wanna make friends with the badger From the heart I wanna make friends with the badger You know it I wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends with the badger I wanna make friends with the badger (x2) The badger's your friend! Make friends with the badger! (x4) The badger's your friend! I wanna make friends with the badger Climbing the trees Spreading disease I wanna make friends with the badger I wouldn't lie I wanna make friends with the badger He's my buddy I wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends with the badger I wanna make friends with the badger (x2) The badger's your friend! Make friends with the badger! (x3) The badger's your friend! Make love to the badger! The badger's your friend! I wanna make friends with the badger Smoking the leaves I do what I please I wanna make friends with the badger (BlbBlbBlb) I wanna make friends with the badger (AAAAHHHH!) I wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends with the badger I wanna make friends with the badger 9 - Tacoland There's a place In San Anton Where I can go And not feel alone! Tacoland It's a panacea Tacoland They're always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go On Down to Tacoland When I feel My world is lost I go to Tacoland And I get really tossed! I wish my band would always pla-a-ay Tacoland, I want to sta-a-ay You'll understand When you go On Down to Tacoland There's a girl with dirty hair She's got her dress up in the air She tells a lot of jokes Hell, she's got a lot to share Tacoland We ate a lot of figs They passed around a bottle And we took a lot of swigs It's nature's plan To go On Down to Tacoland Tacoland Just three quarters of a mile past the Rockwood exit in beautiful downtown San Antonio, Texas 10 - City Of Mud Built ourselves a city And we made it out of mud We dried it off this morning Out there in the desert sun And we never do no working Just sit and watch TV Well, I finally found a city Full of people just like me Well we're gonna drag Bruce Springsteen By his axe through our streets By the time we're done The Boss Will look like a side of beef We've got plans for other wankers Who might come through our town Y'know we're going to rid the world Of those Top-40 clowns Then we're going to buy some bombs Just like the big boys have So don't call us losers Or you might just make us mad! Built ourselves a city And we propped it up with wood We were drunk when we made it Hell! We did the best we could And still we don't do no working Just sit and watch TV Well, I finally found a city Full of people just like me Someone tried to build a health spa But we quickly burned it down 'Cause we don't want any healthy people Ruining our town Y'know, we used to have a K-Mart We burnt that sucker too 'Cause they wouldn't let you in Without a shirt or shoes And we never paved the roads We just bought VCR's When you got good movies Hell, you don't need any cars Built ourselves a city And we call it WiseGuyVille And we made a few mistakes Like putting children on the pill And we never do no working 'Cause we got cable TV Hell, I finally found a city Full of people just like me Someday we'll have a new land From sea to shining sea Someday we'll have a country Full of people just like me 11 - Rocketship Rock-et ship (x2) I'm going on a trip Far away I am leaving today (x2) Rock-et ship (x2) My bags are packed I'm ready to go I'm ready to go-o Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one Liftoff Goin' to Planet X There's a girl on Planet X I don't know her But that's alright She don't know me either Rock-et ship (x2) I'm goin' on a trip Far away I am leaving today (x2) Rock-et ship (x4) 12 - Nitro Burning Funny Cars Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump Let's test our love, let's press our luck Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump This world is full of people who Spend their lives in shoppin' malls Let's go drinkin' on Highway 9 We'll get smashed and have a wild time This world is full of people who Think a lot about bowlin' balls No one will ever fall in love with a Nitro burnin' funny car No one will ever have lunch with a Nitro burnin' funny car Let's go dinin' on rocks and glass Get the hiccups if we eat too fast See how long our love can last Let's go dinin' on rocks and glass This world is full of people who Sit too long when the light is green Let's find some statues and then deface 'em I wanna beat up on Casey Casem This world is full of people who Eat a lot of franks and beans No one will ever buy a present for a Nitro burnin' funny car No one will ever go campin' with a Nitro burnin' funny car Let's entertain some ugly thoughts We'll cross our fingers so we won't get caught We'll forget what we've been taught Let's entertain some ugly thoughts This world is full of people who Crack their knuckles and talk too loud Let's play some records and worship Satan I tell you baby that it sure beats paintin' This world is full of people who Look a lot like Gavin McCloud No one will really gives a damn about Nitro burnin' funny cars No one will ever write a song called Nitro burnin' funny cars Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump Let's test our love, let's press our luck Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump 13 - Surfin' Cow Find my baby Gonna find her now She looks like Patti Smith SURFIN' COW!!! Surf's up dude! (x2) Find my baby Gonna find her now Gonna drag her home SURFIN' COW!!! Surf's up dude! 14 - (Theme From) Blood Orgy Of The Atomic Fern You are invited To The Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So bring something we can burn You are invited You might wanna bring some extra towels Just in case someone Happens to get disemboweled Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern (x4) You are invited To The Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So many things for you to learn You are invited You might wanna bring some extra dip A case of RC Cola And a couple of leather whips Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern (x4) Sunday is gloomy My hours are slumberless Dearest the shadows Are living and numberless Little white flowers Will never awaken you Not where the black coach Of sorrow has taken you Angels have no thought Of ever returning you Would they be angry If I thought of joining you? Death is no dream In death I'm caressing you And with my last breath I will be blessing you God, I hate poetry No art! (x4) Noooo!!!! You are invited To The Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So bring something we can burn You are invited You might wanna bring some extra towels Just in case someone Happens to get disemboweled Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern (x4) Look at that fern! It's big and it's green! It's the healthiest fern that I've ever seen! 15 - Jellyfish Heaven Gotta go somewhere When you die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And drunk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot Like LA If you're bad You'll go to hell And jellyfish will sting you And your body will swell Jellyfish heaven In the big blue sea Where it's too cold to surf And it's too warm to ski Jellyfish Heaven Is full of dead Jellyfish People always saying "I won't eat jellyfish 'Cause they ain't got no bones And you can't make a wish" People always shouting "Don't go swimming near those things!" But when they're close to dying You can hear them sing Jellyfish heaven Is not like Japan Jellyfish heaven Is not like Thailand Jellyfish heaven Is a lot Like LA Sweet jellyfish! (x2) I've been dazed and confused For so long it's not true I wanted a jellyfish Never bargained for you Lot's of people talking Few of them know Soul of a jellyfish Was created below! Papa don't preach! I'm gonna keep my jellyfish! I've been tied to the jellyfish Tied to the jellyfish (x2) Oh Lord, I feel like I'm dying.... -----------------------------------------------------------------------------