Bill pushed up his glasses, looked up at God and said "Could you briefly explain the difference between the two?" God replied. "Let me show you, I'll let you visit both places. Which one first?"
Bill thought a minute and said "I think I'll try Hell first?".
When he appeared at the entrance to Hell. Bill looked around and saw a beautiful clean, a bit warm area with sandy beaches, and mountains, babbling brook, and beautiful women frolicking all about. "This is great he thought, "if this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."
As soon as the thought crossed his mind, he was in heaven. Heaven was high above the clouds, where angel were drifting about playing harps and singing. It was a very nice place, but not as enticing as Hell.
His decision was Hell.
Off he went, a few days later, God decided to check on Bill. Looking through the gates he found Bill shackled to a wall in a dark cave, being burned and tortured by demons.
God asked him "how's things going". Bill responded "this is awful what happened to the sandy beaches, mountains and babbling brook."
God replied "that was the demo"
