AdamSpectacular Secor Radio Show Website
starring Adam "Spectacular" Secor
and Leroy Octavian Smith
I am the host of this website the world's only silent radio!
****(The A.S.S. Radio Show Website does not promote drinking in any way, and by drinking we mean orange juice, tomato juice, that devil drink Cola, or any form of alcohol.)****
EPISODE VIII: The Sound of Silent Music
Leroy Octavian Smith: I am also back.....unfortunately.
A.S.S.: Let me tell you all of our great vacation. It's kind of like a mix between Love Story / Braveheart / The World is not Enough / There's Something About Mary / The Grapes of Wrath. It's real interesting, it all began with a weird occurrence at...
WARNING!!!! A message from the President of the United States of America.WARNING!!!
B. Clinton: Hello my fellow Americans. As you may know I have had a recent meeting with the Russian President Vladimir Putin...Putin....Putin... God! I love that name. On that trip we talked about several things. Nuclear Disarmament, blah, blah, blah. What caught my attention was his scary stare, and this country known as SEALAND. What is that? That's what old Vlad thought, so we decided there was only one thing to do to the smallest country in the world. NUKE IT TO THE STONE AGE!!!! Unfortunately those pansies in both Houses of Congress won't allow this. So I am appealing to you the American people to donate large amounts of money to the Billy and Vlady Annihilate Small Nations Fund. Thank You for your time. I feel your pain.
WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMING
ASS: That was a great vacation. Now we have a short commercial.
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Fat Bastard: I've done my plan and look at me! I'm dead sexy!!!
These are the steps to achieve my great physique:
Step One: Get up from Couch.
Step Two: Walk to Refigerator.
Step Three: Reach for the pie
Step Four: Go to the cabinet, reach for those cookies. Stretch yourself.
Step Five: Walk back to couch.
Step Six: Stretch your fingers on that remote control.
Whew!!! That was a good work out!
L.O.S.: That's the plan I'm on, and look at me!
ASS: Right...... Now we have a new section in our silent radio show..... Music, That's Right! A revolution in silent radio technology. The first song played will be Reflections of Passion by Yanni. Here we go.
MUSIC
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LOS: That was beautiful...Sob... I'm crying like a little girl. And they say MP3 is the revolution in music technology!
ASS: But wait!!! It's not over we have Interactive silent radio music also. Just click on the button below (You may need to click more that once, we are having some technical difficulties, press repeatedly until it works)
INTERACTIVE MUSIC
ASS: We call that song The Clicker: The Music of a Moron.
LOS: That's the show come back some time in the future for new episodes.