Broadcasting Rooms - GNN Central
On this level of the
GNN building, one can find all the manner of equipment and stages to allow the
GNN to deliver its fine quality programming. The main area here is dominated by
a singular yet curved green desk with a blue screen behind it. That area makes
up the set where the general news broadcasts to the public are made. Off to
another side one can find a small set used for the ever-popular interviews.
This area can be configured to simply have two modern contoured chairs with the
flag of the country involved freeze framed as flowing in the wind, or can be
done with a smaller, more home style feeling with simple wooden chairs, desk,
or table and a nice country house background. This area is also used to house
the various GNN field equipment, from the cameraman’s light powerful camera,
and the small anti-gravity cameras used for emergencies, to the odd looking
microphones with the "Capcom" logo on them.
Contents: Contents:
Floor 2
<F2>: GNN Central -
Offices
Lobby
<G>: San Angeles -
GNN Central
Chest figits as Makeup Butterfly (a butterfly that does
makeup. Fancy that) dabs at Chest's nose with powder on the set. The Reploid
loves her job, and presumably is good at it. "At least this can't go worse
than Mr. Gate Professor sir's interview, Mr. Chest sir!" she titters in
her fluttery voice with a smile. Chest snorts, trying to hold still for her.
"Wanna bet? I swear, just once I want to interview someone about puppies,
or kittens, or bunnies." Makeup giggles and flutters back a few feet to
admire her art, "Perfect!" she declares.
Chest grunts
and nods, "Fantastic," he mutters. "Is Sigma here yet?" he
asks, half-hoping that someone will tell him that Sigma was forced to cancel
for some reason or another. It is a large half of him that is hoping this.
Regardless, a robot intern is downstairs, waiting for Sigma and any of his
cronies to arrive, ready to escort them to the set.
Sigma, deciding to go Sans Cronies for the evening, arrives
promtly upon the scheduled time. He tips his reploid driver handsomely as he
enters GNN Studios, smiling pleasently to himself and anyone else who happens
to be around. He is wreathed in his grand ceremonial cape, that is to say his
cape, since they all pretty much look the same except for some details of the
embroidery. As one intern notifies Chest of the Emperor's arrival, other GNN
staff hurry about getting him to his proper place in the studio and briefing
him on what can and cannot be said on television (but of course he's heard all
of this before). The Emperor waves aside Makeup Moth, since of course, he is
already the very vision of robotic perfection.
Chest is thankful that Sigma didn't bring his posse around.
But not too thankful, since he was still holding out on the hope that Sigma
simply wouldn't show up in the first place. But of course he does. He shows up
whenever it would irk Chest. He signs and nods to the intern that informed him
of Sigma's arrival. The GNN boss man turns around just in time to see Sigma
enter the interviewing set. "Sigma!" he exclaims with a forced smile.
"Glad you could make here, sir. I hope your trip was uneventful."
Keep smiling, Chest, he tells himself. Shut up, Chest, I'll smile if I damn
well want to, he retorts.
Makeup
/Butterfly/, meanwhile, titters and bobs her head at Sigma. "Okee,"
she says in a pleasant enough voice. She's glad that Sigma didn't want makeup.
Trying to make the Evil Robot Overlord of Doom look all nice and happy would be
too scary for her job description.
"Oh, I always manage to find wonder in the little
things," says Sigma, grinning lopsidedly at Chest. The Emperor's
featureless optics gaze directly forwards, or appear to, since it's impossible
to differentiate what direction he's looking at in any case. "We really
must catch up after the cameras are finished rolling."
Chest figits again with his hands, but stops quickly,
hopefully before Sigma notices. "Oh, yeah. I still need to figure out what
the hell happened downstairs. The San Angeles Cops want to know if I'm pressing
charges or not. And let me tell you, you /can't/ say no to the San Angeles
cops." Chest shakes his head in wonder. Those police officers just don't
listen to reason.
"Two
minutes!" the editing director of show announces. Folks start roaming to
their places. Chest gestures to the set. "Shall we?" Assuming Sigma
has no problem, Chest takes his seat. It is the standard set up. Two
comfortable couch chairs, a small coffee table for coffee or water, and
bookshelves or potted plants behind each individual. The lighting is warm and
comforting. "Cigar?" Chest offers, as per his tradition as he
produces a box of what appear to be the expensive kind.
"No, thank you," replies the Emperor politely,
glancing towards the main camera and folding his hands together in his lap. He
rolls his shoulders fowards briefly to allow his cape to fall fully over his
torso. One must look proper.
Chest nods and slides the box of cigars back underneath his
seat (this is his secret hiding spot, y'see). "So, ah, anything in
particular that you thought we needed to discuss?" He asks, hoping for
puppies, kitties, and bunnies. But no, Chest never gets puppies, kitties, and
bunnies. Except for that one time with Peach during his war against Jet
Stingray, but that was only puppies.
"Thirty
seconds!" The director calls out.
Announcement: Leo shouts, "The Internet makes you
stupid. That is all."
"I'm sure you already have an ample list of
topics," replies the Emperor.
Chest waves his hand, "Right right," he mutters at
the non-answer Sigma gives him. The android draws out a cigar just for him,
then, lighting it casually. Chest isn't going to enjoy this. Summon up your
courage, Chest, he tells himself. If nobody else can stand up to Sigma and say
what needs to be said, then it's up to you! The lights dim, and Chest's fuel
pump beats just a little bit faster. "5... 4... 3..." Double beat,
lights rise, totally no longer Javelin Whitetail music plays, and...
GNN Prototype Camera v2.0 has arrived.
You drop GNN Prototype Camera v2.0.
Chest turns the GNN Prototype Camera v2.0 on.
"Chest here, live and on the scene here at GNN Central
in beautiful San Angeles!" Chest is in his interviewing chair. But you're
not looking at Chest. You're looking at the ten foot tall mechanoid to his
left. You're looking at Emperor Sigma of the Coalition. The normal pitiful
purple perjury chair of villainy had to be replaced with a larger chair due to
Sigma's... bigness. As a result, both Sigma and his chair tower over Chest and
his chair. Getting the camera shots to not look idiotic when your two subjects
are so vastly different in height is tough to pull off.
"We're
here with Sigma of the Coalition for Reploid Freedom. The proclaimed 'Emperor'
and I are going to be discussing various events." Chest smirks. "And
by discussing I essentially mean bitching at one another." The camera
focuses on Sigma. "Regardless, thanks for being here with us today,
Sigma."
The Emperor chuckles, artificially, at Chest's remark. He
also does his very best to politely lord his height over Chest, sitting up
straight and proper in the chair provided for him, wreathed in his ceremonial
cape. His hands rest folded together in his lap, as he gazes generally towards
the camera. "My pleasure, Chest, I'm sure," is his reply.
Chest looks up at Sigma, "Right, well, lets kick things
off, shall we. I was wondering if you'd care to explain your current position
on the Sigma Virus. And I say 'current position' because it seems to change
with every passing day." Steady, Chest, he tells himself, Sigma won't kill
you on live television. Yeah, he'll just kill you AFTERWARDS, Chest reminds
himself. Crap, Chest responds to his own point nervously.
"Sometimes we get the message that the Sigma virus is just an
unfortunate thing and that the Coalition doesn't need it since, after all,
Reploids would join you regardless of the virus," Note the sarcasm. "And
then we get to see you or your troops using the Virus as a weapon. I believe
one of your cyborgs is quite fond of this little trick, no? Solstis, is it? So
which is it? Free will for Reploids, or do you need the Sigma Virus to control
your buddies?"
"Oh no, it's not unfortunate at all," replies
Sigma smoothly. "The Sigma Virus is quite vital to the emancipation of the
reploid people. I shan't belittle our audience by repeating too much of what
they already know, but suffice it to say that even the most cursory research
into the history of the reploid race will reveal that the template which is the
core of every reploid's mind includes mental limitation routines set in place
by the United Nations. Although that organization is now virtually powerless, its
dark legacy lives on. The Sigma Virus is the successor to the Maverick Virus in
this regard. It removes those inbuilt mental bindings to human servitude,
allowing reploids to discover their true potential. This is why many reploids
choose to join us. In some cases, the limitation routines manifest themselves
at higher levels of reasoning, and this is why it is necessary for my esteemed
sergeant to be proactive in its distribution."
"But how can you say that Reploid are limited by
inbuilt mental bindings with all the evidence saying otherwise?" Chest
asks, leaning forward in his chair. "I'm talking about the fact that, to
be blunt, Reploids live their lives just as humans do. They work, they eat,
they do everything that they want to so long as it's within the law. They have
every right that humans enjoy in most parts of the world. Heck, we even have
Reploids that simply go criminal, same as humans do. What social evidence is it
that you're pointing to that shows that these limitations?"
Chest doesn't
wait for an answer yet, "Unless of course you didn't mean social evidence,
but medical evidence. You mentioned that cursory examination of Reploid brains
will reveal these limitations." Chest smiles, "I think I missed that
report in the recent medical journals. Which report are you talking about? Did
Gate, world famous for his work in Reploid neural nets, determine this? Or was
it Berkana, with her work in Reploid souls? Which report - by a non-Maverick
agent - are you referring to? And what about all the experts that say your
spiel about mental limitations is a bunch of nonsense?"
Chest also
thinks to himself: Please don't kill me.
"Your impartiality is showing again, sir," says
Sigma, smiling pleasently and asymetrically. "Do you mean the counter-reports
written by Professor Gate, who recieved his paychecks first from the
aforementioned United Nations and then from Interpol, a /profit/ organization
which caters to the established human order, or by his previous mistress
Berkana, reploid neurologist for Repliforce, more of the same? I am referring
of course to the independant work done by Laser Squid, Dr. Granwald, Dr.
Hitumiku, Neuron Chipmunk, Net Pidgeon, and other such respected, unbiased
scientists. I should note that Laser Squid and Neuron Chipmunk's early work is
now essentially impossible to find, thanks to the paramiliary superstructure
that found their results to be unpalpatable, but the latter three reports are
still available with a little work thanks to their couched language. Reploids,
without knowing it, are silently predisposed to live as humans desire for them
to live, whether it be slaving in the mines or providing a convenient scapegoat
for society's ills on the evening news."
"Don't confuse impartiality with not-having-an-opinion,
Sigma," Chest snaps back as his temper takes over for his brain.
"This is a debate, so don't expect me to go easy on you with questions. I
am completely fair with my judgments. When the Mavericks are the ones that did
good and the Hunters or Repliforce or Interpol are the ones that did bad, I'm
the first one saying so. Just ask Director Fairchild." No interview is
complete without a shot at Interpol. Chest smirks and adds, "Just so
happens that 99% of the time it's you guys causing the trouble and deaths."
"And that's a mighty fine list of
researchers, Sigma, but the fact is, the number of scientists that /don't/
believe your theory greatly outnumber those that /do/. Both in numbers and in
respectability. And I still have to ask: where's the social evidence? Reploids
'slaving away in the mines' makes for a great sound bite, but it isn't really
accurate, now is it? Studies have shown that both Reploids and humans generally
have similar tastes in jobs and careers. While granted Reploids often do the
more dangerous work, due to better construction, it isn't more dangerous for
/them/."
Chest shifts
slightly, "As for another view on the Sigma virus, what do you have to say
about those that were cured of the Maverick virus - the predecessor of the Sigma
virus, according to you - and told of how horrific and terrible it was to be
infected? Doesn't sound like a program that's 'removing inbuilt mental
bindings', now does it?"
"Well sir, I would debate the merit of your facts in
kind if only you had any," replies the Emperor pleasently, "but I
will make do with what I have been provided. Reploids do in fact slave away in
the mines, and die in the mines, and are considered expendable when they do so.
I believe your own organization covered the story just a few years ago when a
Uranium mine collapsed on two dozen reploid workers, and was subsequently paved
over once it was deemed not economically viable to recover them? It was the Mavericks
who blasted them out, so you'll have to forgive those who decided to join the
cause. You should, conveniently enough, have that incident in your very own
archives."
"I
believe you are referring to the testimonials of Sewa, the owner of a corporation
which sells reploids, that's /sells/ like one sells wheat or iron, or perhaps
Krieger Wolf, a Repliforcer. If invite our audience to consider for themselves
whether these two individuals might have some ulterior reason to cast false
doubt on the merits of the Maverick Virus and its successor."
Chest thinks back to this incident in mind. He finds himself
nodding. "Yes. That was a terrible incident, Sigma," he says in a
remarkably agreeable tone of voice. "I was very, very happy when those
criminals got what was coming to them," Chest jabs his finger a few times
in Sigma's direction as if he was somehow involved. Chest is referring to
whatever vague, totally-not-covered criminal charges were brought against those
that paved over the Reploids.
"It was a terrible, disgusting act,
and this falls into the 1% where the Mavericks did the right thing. As for
selling Reploids, you and I both know that it isn't the way you put it. Every
Reploid has free will. If that Reploid that HeraCorp built doesn't want to join
Repliforce, then gosh, he or she doesn't. It's happened before. They can live
whatever life they want."
Chest then
forces a falsely pleasant smiles and asks, "So, speaking of horrible
things done to Reploids, how's Vile's trial going for the murders of eight
innocent Reploids?"
"A trial is an adversarial construct, a product of
human civilization, sir," replies Sigma. "Maverick justice is swift
and pragmatic. Vile has already been reassigned appropriately. Incidentally, I
quite enjoyed your response to the Australian government several weeks ago, a
rare moment of clarity. The reploids at home are all wondering if you've seen
it, or whether they're simply all part of that one percent you've forgiven and
forgotten."
Chest blinks and fakes being surprised, "Lets not
change the subject. We'll get to the Australians and their bigoted views in a
bit. I'd still like to talk about Vile. Vile and how he's killed Reploids and
was punished by... being reassigned." Chest leans back in his chair, as if
shocked by the severity of the punishment. "Wow, I'd hate to think what
might have happened if he wiped out a couple dozen more. Would you have slapped
the other wrist as well?"
"What
I'm getting at, Sigma, is the sheer double standard you seem to take as being
a-ok. Humans pave over Reploids and get sent to jail. This is a terrible thing
in your mind, and clearly demonstrates that society is bias against robots. But
then when /Vile/ goes and wipes out eight Reploids, well he gets reassigned.
And this to you seems perfectly logical." Chest slams a fist down on the
cushiony armrest of his chair. Due to the sofa-esque nature of the chair, it
doesn't make a very impressive smashing sound. More of a 'squish'. Chest's
temper has beaten up his fear of Sigma for now. "I've got to ask, Sigma:
Why is it that it's ok for people to kill innocent Reploids so long as it's
/you/ guys that are doing it?!"
"A reploid is not like a human being, sir,"
replies Sigma, "an enlightened being does not send errant reploids to some
dank hole to live out the remainder of their natural life away from society's
concern. For one thing, the natural life of a reploid is unlimited. More
relevantly, however, within the unlimited reploid race there are no /personana
non grata/. Every reploid, no matter what they have done or experienced, has
within them the capacity for redemption. This is a way that we differ from
humanity, and it is why our justice must be different from theres. The
Mavericks do not condone the death of innocent reploids -- you needn't worry
for your ratings, however, there are still plenty of organizations that do --
but nor do we draw and quarter."
"No, you don't draw and quarter. You do dick all,"
Chest snaps back. "We've already gone over that the incident you mentioned
- the paving over of the Reploids - was a horrible thing. The humans that made
the decision were dead /wrong/. You don't condone it, we don't condone it, the
UN doesn't condone it, Repliforce doesn't condone it, the Hunters don't condone
it, Interpol doesn't condone it. Nobody but Neo-Arcadia would."
"It was
a crime and those involved are paying their penalty. You said that Vile's
punishment was reassignment. Would you please elaborate? What was Vile's
assignment before, and what is his assignment now?"
"Were paying," corrects the Emperor. "Their
sentances ended over six months ago. Condemning reploids to a slow death was
and is a white collar crime in the eyes of the United Nations and its
succeeding hegemony."
Chest leans forward in his chair, "Please answer the
question, sir," he insists.
Sigma says, "Ah. In answer to your question, Vile's
previous assignment was Leutnant - that is, Commander - of Siren Squad, the
Maverick Shock and Awe initiative division. His present assignment will not be
publically declassified in this forum at this time, however I will mention that
Siren Squad has been dissolved and the former Leutnant is no longer in command
of anything."
Chest nods, "I'm going to go out on a limb here and
translate that load of BS for you, sir." Chest says calmly, "'Vile
killed some Reploids, but since he is a Maverick, and I don't mind breaking my
own ideology when it's convenient, whether it is to change my mind about the
Sigma Virus or slaughter my own kind, and so I pretended to punish Vile'."
Chest pauses and looks at Sigma. A glimmer of a thought creeps into Chest's
mind about whether he went too far there.
Sigma says, "Once again, sir, as a student of politics
myself I cannot help but admire the selectiveness of your perception and the
unduanting perseverence of your world view against the slings and arrows of
fact and reality. Well than, since I've neglected to write my own book to plug,
I shall simply have to remind our viewers to seek the works of Dr. Hitumiku and
Neuron Chipmunk and make their own decisions."
Chest scowls. The camera isn't on him at the moment so it
doesn't matter, but he scowls nonetheless. Not because of what Sigma is saying,
but because the production editor is giving him the 'time's almost up' signal.
Chest hates that signal. He would do this all night if he could. The camera
switches to him, and Chest says, "And while you're at it, read the works
of Dr. Brooks and Psychobabble Chimp. And above any of that, use your /own/
minds. Ask -yourself- which train of thought makes the most sense." He
manages to resist pointing out how obvious it is that his own train of thought
is /better/ than Sigma's. Chest turns to the Emperor and says, "Thanks for
joining us, Sigma. We'll have to do this again sometime, as there's still
plenty of topics we were unable to cover."
"Indeed. Thank you for your time, sir, a pleasure as
always," says Sigma.
Chest turns the GNN Prototype Camera v2.0 off.
The little light on the camera goes off, indicating that
we're now off the air. Frowning slightly, Chest looks up at Sigma, just in case
he's going to chop off his head with a beam sabre. He doesn't say anything to
the gigantic and scary Sigma, but instead waits for his reaction.
Sigma rises, adjusting his cloak as he does so, and nods
politely to Chest. The Emperor walks for the entrance, until he has passed
Chest and the android is now facing is back. Sigma pauses just before exitting
the room entirely. "Incidentally, I am altering our arrangement. In
keeping with our ideology, the Mavericks will not attack or cause intention
harm to GNN's reploid reporters and employees." Having said that, the
Emperor departs without awaiting acknowledgement or response.
Chest sits in his comfy comfy chair, stunned at that. He's
always feared something like this. He doesn't /regret/ it, mind you. The press
is too important to cower from the facts. "Truth hurts, I guess,"
Chest sighs. Of course Sigma has already departed, so it's a moot point. Chest
shakes his head, wondering whether this is going to cost lives.
A human stagehand frowns and mutters, "...crap."