Sat Sep 09 22:02:07 2006 

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Commander Storm Owl reporting.

I've returned to the Fortress V to deal with some paperwork. If anyone needs

to speak with me, I'll be onboard for the next several hours before

returning to Australia."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Mercurial Mongoose transmits, "Welcome back, sir!"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Singularity Shrike transmits, "I'm back too!"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Singularity Shrike transmits, "I need a couple of parts

replaced..."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Munitions Ifrit transmits, "Thrilling. Has anyone seen

my Backgammon set?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel casualy. "That reminds me. We're under attack.

The upper deck has been breached, battlestations."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Singularity Shrike transmits, "What?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "Did I stutter?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Munitions Ifrit transmits, "Oh thrilling. I'm in the

teleporter room."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Singularity Shrike can be heard rushing toward the

upper deck, despite the medic's protest.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Jet Stingray transmits, "...What the heck?! There

better be hot intruders if this is a drill."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Munitions Ifrit clomps across the floor. The door

opening is heard.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Jet Stingray transmits, "Actually, if this ISN'T a

drill, that would be nice too."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Sir, we've gotten no readings in

loss of air pressure anywhere on the ship. Are you certain?"

 

[Radio: (D) Joint-Chat] Zero starts breathing heavily into the mic.

 

[Radio: (D) Joint-Chat] Ebullition transmits, "..."

 

[Radio: (D) Joint-Chat] Ebullition transmits, "Whut."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel whoop whoop alarm sounds. "Relitivly."

 

[Radio: (D) Joint-Chat] Axl heheheheheh.

 

[Radio: (D) Joint-Chat] Blues transmits, "Zilch... if you and Colonel need a

room..."

 

[Radio: (D) Joint-Chat] Zero transmits, "HUNTERS! ATTACK!"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Ah, I believe I understand. Our

rules of engagement, sir? What level of force should we use?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Rush Raccoon transmits, "For for the love of..."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "I believe the boundries are

obvious, Commander. So long as they do not die."

 

[Radio: (D) Joint-Chat] Rush Raccoon transmits, "Zero."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Understood, sir."

 

[Radio: (D) Joint-Chat] Rush Raccoon transmits, "I Hate you. <3"

 

[Radio] Tightbeam transmission to Colonel: You say, "Is this frequency

secure?"

 

[Radio: (D) Joint-Chat] Kraft transmits, "For England!"

 

[Radio: (D) Joint-Chat] Colonel transmits, "Repliforce, escourt the Maverick

Hunters off of our ship. What condition they are in is unimportant, though I

am told they sue-happy if all parts are not accounted for."

 

[Radio] Tightbeam transmission: Colonel says, "Speak."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "All hands, initiate invasion

protocols. Our main points of defense are the bridge and engineering."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Berkana transmits, "Please attempt to keep the noise

down outside."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "I do not recall giving anyone an

option. Respond to the invasion or respond to me afterwards."

 

[Radio] Tightbeam transmission to Colonel: You say, "I realize this may be a

touchy subject, but I feel I must ask: How hard should we try? The crew and

I have several protocols for preventing this ship from falling into enemy

hands that have proven very effective in the past, but rely on the element

of surprise. Should we employ them should it be needed, or should we refrain

from letting the Hunters become aware of our tactics? In the event of this

ever becoming a real scenario."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Berkana transmits, "Securing the reserach and

development wing."

 

[Radio] Tightbeam transmission: Colonel says, "Which is entierly why I am

having the Repliforce engage the Hunters personaly. I want to test my

soldiers, not my ship."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Munitions Ifrit transmits, "Uh.. Sirs.. This.. Looks

like some kind of giant.. Prank.. I think someone in the Hunters is panty

happy.."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "That is facinating."

 

Fortress V - Upper Deck

 

        The upper decks of the Fortress V are bright with natural light, the

windows atop the ship allowing in sun and moonlight to give a more organic

feel to the area. This is where the brains of the Repliforce meet and think,

carrying out experiments and creating new reploids, as well as repairing the

wounded that are bound to crop up in war. The teleporters sit in the rear of

this area, providing a ready link from Repliforce to the rest of the world.

 

Contents:                               Contents:

Prismatic Spider [Labcoat] [RF]         Berkana [Berkana] [RF]

Munitions Ifrit [Desert Demon] [RF]     Singularity Shrike [Standard] [RF]

Colonel [Cape] [RF]                     Michael Eildath [Standard] [H]

Jet Stingray [RF]                       Kraft [BattleSuit] [H]

Axl [Axl] [H]                           Zero [Black Zero] [H]

Owl's POT                               Axl's Box

 

Fore <F>:                 Fortress V - Skydeck

Starboard <S>:            Fortress V - Medical Center

Port <P>:                 Fortress V - Research And Development

Aft <A>:                  Teleportation Area--Fortress V

Turbolift <TL>:           Fortress V - Turbolifts

 

        OHSHIBOWLINGBALL!

        The spear clatters to the deck as Sing thrusts out both hands to

palm the incoming bowling ball. He braces up, both feet on the floor for

extra traction while he does his darnedest to drain the momentum from the

ballistic bowling ball. He skids and skitters across down the hallway from

the sheer force of the porjectile, as Kraft's toilet paper roll drapes over

his face. He 'AUGHS!' as he staggers back, his concentration broken, causing

him to slam into the bulkhead. He slumps to the floor, but has the ball in

his mitts. He tries to regain his footing, but seems a bit woozy. He's in

need of a decent recharge...

 

Blues has arrived.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Rush Raccoon transmits, "Kick thier ass *hic*Folks.

*hic*"

 

[Radio] Tightbeam transmission to Colonel: You say, "So we should not deploy

these protocols?"

 

[Radio] Tightbeam transmission: Colonel says, "Not unless absolutely

nessicary."

 

Storm Owl has been back on the ship for all of fifteen minutes. He's been in

Australia for the past two weeks, leaving his XO in charge all that time.

Storm Owl was confused at first when he was ordered back for several hours

of paperwork, but now it's all beginning to make sense. The crew at least

seemed pleased to have their Commander back for several hours. Storm Owl had

been on the command bridge shaking hands and checking up on the state of his

ship when Colonel announced the drill.

        Owl's bridge crew are professionals and they respond like it. Every

mech is at their station, and Storm Owl and his XO, Comm Bat, are

immediately at the internal security station along with several security

chiefs. The station consists of a holo-map of the Fortress V, with automatic

updating of enemy locations as reports come in from other parts of the ship.

Currently Storm Owl is speaking quietly with Colonel concerning just how

hard RF should try. Owl has aces up his sleeve for this sort of thing and

he'd rather not reveal them. Never know when a scenario like this might

become the real deal.

 

[Radio] Tightbeam transmission to Colonel: You say, "Understood."

 

What? Invasion? Oh snap! Prismatic launches himself out of R&D, the door

sealing behind him as he tumbles behind a potted plant and begins scanning

the area, picking out DIRTY INVADING HUNTER TARGETS. From behind his back,

he pulls out six large, intimidating-looking pistols, one for each hand.

Things are in a state of "mild panic" aboard the Fortress V as the

Repliforcers stomp to respond the the sudden Maverick Hunter charge.

Colonel's ambiguity about the sceneario has led soldiers to stand by the

entry ports, doors, and other important choke points, kneeling down behind

heavy S.T.A.R.S. quality riot shields while aiming whatever weaponry they

posess at the vigilanties. Some are laughing, some are coldly determined,

some are muttering about the time the Hunters made war "for reals" on the

Repliforce.

 

The Colonel is positivly grinning-at least, until the doors to the Skydeck

open with a hiss, and other people can see him. The cold, rigid second in

command of the Repliforce has his hands claped behind his back, and his cape

draped over the majority of his form. He has instructed his soldiers over

the radio, and their sluggish reluctance has been noted.

            Kanissa then begins stomping forward, bizarrly casual about the whole

thing-he pulls his red right hand out from under his cape and, as he walks,

it shifts and twists until becoming the hilt of a beam sabre. "Zero." is all

he says as the weapon roars to life.

 

Munitions Ifrit shakes confusion for a second or two. This was just plain

stupid. "Alright, that's enough with the panties. Bizzare as it is." Hmm He

starts sprinting, through some of this mess, to take a position to secure

the bridge doors. He might get hit with a bowling ball, but that wouldn't be

anything special.

 

        "Sorry, Singularity!" shouts Axl.

        The kid stretches the panties in his hand, still smiling cheesily,

and then slams forward in a rush through the upper level. His head-gem,

strangely, blinks on, glowing brightly, as do his eyes for a second. But the

gem remains 'on'. He's definately recording this for later amusement.

        Running past the downed Shrike, Axl proceeds to snap the underwears

over at some riot-shielded reploids, then, pushing himself forward, tucks

into a roll and tumbles down the hall.

 

Rubbing her temples in annoyance, Berkana starts the long, slow process of

shutting down her experiements, tidying up her work, securing important

documents, making data backups, and generally getting ready for the typical

lock-down procedures. Her work completed, she frowns and opens her door,

stepping out into the research and development wing.

 

        There's another person who has just arrived near the bridge.

Unfortunately for Storm Owl and his crew, it's not a 'friendly'

classification. Blues has a fair knowledge of the layout of the ship from

being on it in the past, so when this little exercise started he knew

exactly where to go.

        And that's to the hallway door just outside of the bridge. One of

the problems with area-specific anti-blink tech is that there are inevitably

holes in it. Protoman makes use of this to teleport just outside the bridge

doors and smirk.

        A half second later Blues blows open the doors. To either side of

him in the hallway are the two reploid guards who had the misfortune of

spotting Protoman. Doubtless they got off an alarm to the bridge crew even

before Blues blew in the doors.

 

Kraft steps in the opposite directiong to face Prismatic Spider, he throws

two plied quilted death at the Spider, he yells "Tally-ho!" as the toilet

paper flies through the air.

            Part of this is exhilrating! Maybe he can see why Thomas enjoyed it so much!

 

Kraft strikes Prismatic Spider with his Grasp attack.

 

Michael Eildath ducks and runs, heading down the hall as fast as his legs

will carry him. He has other plans in mind... yes...

 

Zero whirls his sabre in front of him defensively, hopping over Sing and

sliding into the hallway behind Axl, letting his young friend take point.

"Nice shot," he says appreciatively to Axl, the grin on his face spreading

as he runs....and then screeches to a halt, turning his head toward Colonel

as the Repliforcer speaks his name.

            "....oh yes, let's," he says, then raises his green sabre up in a salute.

With a roar, Zero takes several running steps toward Repliforce's 2-I-C,

snapping a light kick at the taller Reploid's chops.

            "Colonel," he says calmly. "You're looking well."

 

Zero strikes Colonel with his Gearing Up attack.

 

        Axl's apology goes completely ignored. He gets up, shakes he head

once or twice, and stares daggers at the young Hunter. Did we mention that

Sing is getting a bit cranky? Normally, something like this might have

gotten a chuckle.

        That was before Sing spent the last two weeks helping Australia put

itself back together in the aftermath of Sigma's final rampages. He's seen

more than a few lives wrecked, and while he's tried to keep a positive

attitude about things, it's hard to keep himself in that kind of environment

for that long without /some/ kind of venting.

        Axl just volunteered. He brings up a fist, with twitches in barely

controlled anger.

        "I am sick...and /tired/ of this crap..."

        And then he dashes after Axl, trying to bring the youngest son of

Cossack to the decks...maybe to punch the brat in the face...

 

Protoman is someone Storm Owl and his crew are automatically trained to

think of in this circumstances. After several moments of chatting with

Colonel, Storm Owl finally closes the link and says, "We are not going to be

employing our emergency protocols," he tells the others huddled around the

security monitor. He doesn't even need to explain why, as Storm Owl has

drilled the mistrust of the Hunters into each of them.

        The Fortress V's XO, Comm Bat, squints and leans over the holo-FV as

a red blip appears, "There's our favorite mech now," he says. Indeed, the

guards in the hallway have reported Protoman's presence. Comm Bat appears

nervous. He was promoted back when the flagship's previous executive

officer, Smashy Koala, was killed in action by Mirror Orange. Since then

he's had a pretty easy time of things. This is more or less his first test.

"Looks like he's coming straight for the bridge."

        One of the security chiefs begins muttering into his radio,

directing Repliforce soldiers to both intercept Blues before he gets here,

and to begin following his trail. With luck they can get him in a crossfire.

 

Dash arrives from the Teleportation Area--Fortress V.

Dash has arrived.

 

The rolls of TP smack into Prismatic, his leafy cover doing him no good.

"Arg! I am smitten!" Prismatic cries out, falling to the ground... And

rolling up and launching towards The Cheesiest Investment Banker Alive.

"It's good to see you again, James. Or shall I call you Kraft?" Prismatic

twirls his cane, entering a fencing-style stance with it and executing

several flashy flourishes with it before thrusting out at the armored man.

"Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!"

 

Prismatic Spider strikes Kraft with his Cane Prod attack.

 

Spiral Pegasus arrives from the Teleportation Area--Fortress V.

Spiral Pegasus has arrived.

 

The doors open to the Turbolift to reveal Jet Stingray. With the big gun. Of

course, the serious moment is swiftly ruined by the actions of Kraft,

getting the roll of paper thrown over him. While not to the extend of Sing,

Jet too has some minor issues with the attack. Mostly for letting Blues come

on and a raid so soon after Fortress attack. While Jet is willing to forgive

like he did the Hunters for incidents based, sometimes it takes time for the

time to reploid to get over it. And not enough time has past quite yet.

            That being said, Jet merely looks toawrd Kraft. "Harhar," Jet replies before

casting down his big gun to pull out his custom plasma handgun shaped like

the animal he was made after, firing a couple of DEATH LASERS out of it with

1950s sound effects included.

 

Jet Stingray strikes Kraft with his Sting Ray attack.

 

Soul Nightshade arrives from the Turbolifts.

Soul Nightshade has arrived.

 

Kraft is hit with a cane, and then Jet pops out of nowhere and strikes him.

He's not quick to move as he wasn't expecting actual force. "Hrmph, you wish

to fight, very well." he hefts the cannon in one hand, and pulls up a small

pistol in the other. He fires at Prismatic, while Firing low power shots

from the cannon at Jet Stingray. "Then give it all you got!" he yells. Kraft

is ready!

 

Kraft strikes Jet Stingray with his Laser Pistol Strafe attack.

Kraft misses Prismatic Spider with his Laser Pistol Strafe attack.

 

The riot guards blink as two of their number are bepantied. These guys are

fairly new, yet, and the sheer bizarreness of some weapons of the robot wars

are still being revealed to them. One just kind of sits there in shock...and

another guard screeches "Its a bomb!" and tugs the underwear off of her

head, throwing it in a nearby potted plant and emptying her phase rifle's

entire clip. Her partner holds back a manly sob, on account of the potted

plant being his.

            As for Colonel, he seems to not be paying attention to the Repliforce's

preformance. This is incorrect-not to mention that the entire reaction is

being carefuly monitored, despite the "Maverick Hunter Attack." and "Bridge

Breached" messages being echoed throughout the ship in addition to the

general alarm. Oh, and there's the whole 'Zero kicking at you.'

thing-Colonel is suprised Zero's going with a kick attack, and quickly

douses his sabre, bringing that arm up to block...and is kicked in the face

for his efforts. The Colonel struggles with his jaw muscles...seeming to be

trying to shove Zero back down through the sheer power of his face...and,

bizarrely, for a heartbeat or two, it looks like it might work, jaw and leg

struggling for dominance!

            "Thank you." Then, Colonel moves his arm, stomps his leg, and strafes to the

side, falling back a few steps as Zero gets a chance to land. There is one

other key difference-Colonel's sabre is ignited again, and the World's

Greatist Soldier pulls his sword arm up to point at the Berserker. "...you

look like hell."

 

Zero deflects Insulting Facecut from Colonel.

 

Munitions Ifrit is beaten to the punch. Someone blinked in front of him, a

good few feet. And he skids in an attempt to avoid barreling into the grey

scarfed bomber. The doors were blasted, he was skidding. No brakes! Argh!

Get out of the way!

 

        *WHACK*

        Axl was barreling past, but is thrown off-course by a smack against

his face. With a grunt, the new-gen reploid goes smashing into the

metal-plated wall. It's hardly dented more than he is, as he flips up and

rubs at his face. "Owww! What was that for!"

        Nonetheless, he sticks his tongue out and, while the guards are

distracted, Axl pushes his way in through toward the lifts.

        Destination: Colonel's room.

 

Zero snorts in reply, dropping out of a combat stance and placing his left

hand on his hip, right hand down at his side. "Bitch, please," he says

softly, shaking his head. Almost at once, tiny sparkles of light seem to

shine out from his swaying blonde ponytail as he raises his left hand to his

helmet, pretending to stroke his hair back. "You /know/ I make this look

good."

 

Zero strikes Colonel with his Looking Good attack.

 

The Spider Scientist tumbles to the side, the laser blasts streaking past

him. "Not bad, Kraft. But if you insist, I certainly will!" Prismatic thumbs

a hidden catch on the cane, and a high-speed rotating cutter blade slides

outwards, a high-pitched whine echoing through the air as he dashes in and

attempts to drag it across Kraft as he passes by. He's seen Kraft's

technique, he'll have to result to wolfpack tactics.

            "I never did get the chance to thank you for stopping Fianait, did I? We

really do appreciate it."

 

Prismatic Spider strikes Kraft with his Such Wonderful Toys attack.

 

        Sing narrows his optics at Axl, before trying to cement the kid in

his tracks...

        ...by making his feet too heavy for his legs. That...might not feel

good.

        "No no, Axl. /Stay/. Answer for this."

 

"Wish to fight? Well, that is a loaded word that would take waaaay too long

to explain, so I think I'll just do this...." Of course, considering Prism

is fighting upclose and person, Jet doesn't expect Kraft to hear, but that's

okay! Jet kneels down as he puts his side arm down and takes his BIG gun out

in order to aim it right for Kraft, taking some time to line up the shot.

The bullets dig into his chest armor, but Jet is far from phased, just still

in the lift as he prepares to fire a nice honking blast of plasma right for

Kraft.

 

Jet Stingray forfeits a turn to charge WE.

 

        When Protoman was told about this just a short while ago, he was

skeptical. Specifically with his involvement with the field exercise. He

doubts very highly that Repliforce has forgotten what he's done to the

Fortress V in the recent past, so he's going in with a fair bit of

alertness.

        Protoman doesn't waste time, he knows that whoever is on the Bridge

is going to be warning people and dispatching units. So instead of running

across the hallway that leads to the Bridge, Blues teleports. Anti-Blink

fields are great like that. They keep you out, but if you make it across the

field barrier, you can teleport within.

        Just like that Blues is at the door to the Bridge itself now. The

two guards at this end keep him occuppied for the moment though, so he's

unable to bust through onto the bridge. But anyone on the bridge would hear

the telltale sounds that Blues is at the gate.

        (His barbarian horde isn't too far behind either.)

 

        Axl's a bit too fast this time -- but, at least for Sing the Hunter

stops temporarily to say something: "Hey, watch out!" He flings a couple of

magnetic nails out from a subspace pocket, sticks it through a few of the

more frilly-looking panties, then lets them attach themselves to the nearest

metallic thing -- Singularity.

 

Michael Eildath heads on down the hall. Having other, burlier Hunters around

as a distraction is good, as Mike left the Desperado at home. Unlike some,

he decided to look nonthreatening. How nonthreatening Michael actually is to

the average person is left as an exercise to the player. Unimpeded, Mike

barges through one of the access doors leading down and slides down a

ladder, heading for the lower levels.

 

Kraft drops the pistol, for now. (he can always pick up another one), this

is, indeed, getting stupid. He presses a button on the back of the cannon.

Non-leathal ammo. This is, as Micheal put it, looking too much like a 'real'

fight, not just friendly practice, so he shields his eyes and shoots a flash

bomb into the air! It explodes, sending a blinding light out.

 

Kraft strikes Prismatic Spider with his Flash Bomb attack.

Prismatic Spider is temporarily disoriented by Kraft's Flash Bomb attack.

Kraft strikes Jet Stingray with his Flash Bomb attack.

Jet Stingray is temporarily disoriented by Kraft's Flash Bomb attack.

 

        Sing growls as he charges in at Axl again, seemingly heedless of the

magnetic nails. It should be noted that Sing's mostly plastic, due to the

anti-grav generator he houses. He doesn't pretend to get it either, but the

nails start to home for the metal parts he /does/ have in his head. The

nails are slammed into the nearby walls as Sing fires up his barriers to

keep the sharp pointy objects away from his brainmeats. That'd hurt,

otherwise.

        Sing barrels down on Axl a second time, at very dangerous speeds

when you consider he's indoors...

 

        Not everybody down here is going crazy to the fight. Dash has been

reacting with non-lethal force -- as ordered -- by securing other decks.

Looks like he doesn't wanna have to choose sides, even if he's more or less

already had sides chosen. He's a deck beneath, in fact. "Make sure all of

the security gates are sealed! Come on! If we let Colonel down, he's gonna

be /really angry/--" he says, jogging and whipping any other RF and STARS

folks into action. He's also, coincidentally, right beneath Michael Eildath

as he starts to descend.

 

Prismatic's optics are overloaded by the bright light, the entire area

bursting into shards of refracted rainbows as the flashbomb explodes.

Prismatic reels, trying to cover his eyes so he can readjust... "Ugh...

Can't we go talk this over at Ruby's or something?"

 

Munitions Ifrit skids, feet slipping on the floor. A small puddle can be

blamed later. The immeidate problem begins when he collides with the bridge

door. A loud repurcussion like that of a gong resounds in the hall near him,

and the door sensors, slow in noticing that he was there, open and he falls

forward with a thump, half in and half out of the bridge. Just a little bit

dazed.

 

Michael Eildath isn't looking where he's going. He crashes right into Dash,

sending both of the sprawling onto the floor, Michael tucking and rolling,

quickly getting back up to his feet. "Hey... watch where you're walking!"

 

Storm Owl's entire bridge crew's attention is drawn to the sounds of combat

outside. "Five seconds slower than our estimates guessed," Comm Bat quips,

trying to hide his nervousness. He's a relatively young officer for such an

important position. Storm Owl however is already directing the crew to take

up defensive stations. Protoman will find the bridge a virtual fortress (no

pun intended) to breach, and once inside there are dozens of crossfire

positions where defenders can shoot at an intruder. The bridge consists of

several split-floors consisting of several levels. The bridge is big and

spawling. Each soldier knows full well that the intruder can blink and is

ready for the old turn-180-and-shoot-really-fast trick (blink users

traditionally have poor imaginations with their blink systems, and are all

fond of the same damn maneuver).

        One femme at a station taps several keys into the computer, locking

out command access unless a code is given. We don't want the ship falling

out of the sky AGAIN due to Protoman in the middle of a firefight. Most of

the people here are veterans when it comes to the bridge being invaded,

having been here both when Hien attacked and Blue Mirage's forces attacked.

        "Twenty of us versus one of him?" one of the security chiefs

mutters, "It's payback time for this bitch."

 

Spiral Pegasus had returned from a short flight around the territory and was

on his way up when he heard the scuffle a few decks above, "What in the

world..?" quizzed the Pegacion. The hallways were hustling and bustling so

it was no large effort to halt a fellow Repliforcer and get a situation

report. "Ah.. is that so.. well then I hope they brought a parachut.."

Spiral commented befor he himself ventured towards the frey.

 

Jet Stingray seems to just give a soft stream of cursing as his optics are

painfully blinded, a tribute the one that trained him to use that massive

sniper canon he has slung over his shoulder. He just stays his position,

figuring that he doesn't have much to worry about from where he is. While he

can be blinded, he figures that Prism will be the primary target since he's

closer. If he isn't? Well, not much he can do on that now, can he?

        "Oh! Hi! You're--Oh, drat," Dash says. The game has crashed right

down onto his head, after all. "I'm really sorry about this, but I'm more

scared of Colonel than I am of you," he explains, quickly. "So you'd better

stop, or I'm gonna have to try and stop you!"

 

Shield Shellfish arrives from the Teleportation Area--Fortress V.

Shield Shellfish has arrived.

 

Michael Eildath grins. "You don't know me very well. Might want to look me

up later, and you'll change your mind." He turns a pair of panties into a

makeshift slingshot, thwipping them at Dash and taking off for the hangar

deck.

 

Kraft looks to Prism. He looks to Jet. "I am not Thomas." he merely says

sternly. He reaches down, picks up his TP, he picks up his Laser Pistol, and

he begins to depart back the way he came.

 

Kraft retreats from the area swiftly, leaving him open to pursuit or parting

shots from Zero, Storm Owl, Colonel, Blues, Axl, Berkana, Shield Shellfish,

and Munitions Ifrit.

 

Kraft goes home.

Kraft has left.

 

Colonel blinks, as his sword is deflected by Zero's hair. He blinks again.

Kanissa's jaw clenches, and he storms over to Zero, fists clenched, looking

like a cross between his usual Perfect Soldier Swordsman self and a little

kid who just got his sand castle kicked over. "Our creators allowed Iris

some leisure time during her training and development. Her favorite hobby

ended up being collecting old 21st century television programs-I believe it

is Hunter policy to be familiar with most of them in order to decipher Dr.

Wily's addiction to references."

            "'Carson' was her first crush. I see her tastes have not changed." Kanissa

then rears back his left hand, and attempts to punch Zero in the face.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Status report."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Dash transmits, "Um, one of the Hunters is on the lower

levels. Non-modified human, I think."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Munitions Ifrit transmits, "Ouh mah noz."

Long distance to Blues: Storm Owl nods.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel patiently, "Then /stop/ him."

 

        When someone faster than an airplane slams into someone who's only a

bit faster than the average reploid, that equals quite a bit of pain. The

impact pounds a heavy dent into Axl's light chassis, and with a shout, the

kid spins all the way into the wall of the lift, which Jet may or may not be

nearby. He does not look near the flash at all, being busy being plowed into

and all.

        *crack*

        "Ow ... this is getting crazy. Hold still!" Enough is enough -- Axl

doesn't want to make enemies, but it's still getting annoying and dangerous

when all he wanted to do was make funny pranks. Out comes one of his pistols

-- this time, his gem, both the head and chest, glow brightly, light

funneling down his arm and channeling down to the gun. Sprawled out on the

floor and aimed up, Axl squeezes his eyes shut and directs a coruscating

ball of energy toward Sing.

 

Axl strikes Singularity Shrike with his Copy Shot attack.

Axl drains energy from Singularity Shrike.

Singularity Shrike is temporarily disoriented by Axl's Copy Shot attack.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Is the confrontation

limited to this area?"

 

        "Hey! Hang on!" Dash says, filtering internally through a long list

of basically lethal weaponry. For such a nice man, the only non-painful

weapons that Dash happens to have are a water gun and a menacing claw-gun.

He tries to grab Eildath by his clothes. Anything to delay him, really.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Dash transmits, "He's really fast. I don't think I can

catch up to him, even if I use my jet skates. Not enough room to navigate

down here."

 

Prismatic Spider blinks, his sight returning... to see Kraft stalking off.

"Odd." He shakesh is head. "I don't remember ever calling him Thomas..." He

glances over to Jet. "Do you remember anything like that?" He sighs,

shrugging as he turns away, snagging up those pistols he dropped to chase

after another target.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Rush Raccoon transmits, "Alright. Enough of this."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel ahem.

 

Rush Raccoon arrives from the Turbolifts.

Rush Raccoon has arrived.

 

Michael Eildath gahs as Dash grabs his jacket, Mike shrugging out of it,

spinning out of his grasp as he continues his path down the hall. "Keep the

jacket! UK just give them to me for free! It's good advertsing or

something." He flips Dash the peace sign and speeds on.

 

        Sing does this funny little hop as the shot slams into him. He

grunts, before dropping to the deck, stunned by the shot. He holds his chest

as he flops onto the deck, staring at the cieling.

        Something in his torso shorts out, and Sing as a result is going

nowhere...

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Singularity Shrike grunts, and can be heard slamming

onto the deck.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Storm Owl reporting. Protoman has

been spotted outside of the command bridge. Taking up positions to repel

him."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "The orders are not difficult. The

Hunters are on our ship. We get them off our ship. The fact that I have had

to repeat this so many times means you all need retraining, but final

conclusions will be made."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "*after the confrontation."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Rush Raccoon transmits, "Oh Belive me, now that I'm

back on ship, this is ending right now."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Rush Raccoon  emits a wicked grin that you literarly

can hear.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Dash transmits, "I can't get him... Sorry, guys."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Dash transmits, "I'm going to keep locking down the

place."

 

Zero grins and drops down low, avoiding the punch and then fading to his

right. "Which Carson?" he asks seriously, skipping away. "Carson Daly?

Johnny Carson? It makes a big difference, you know." The red-armoured

Hunter's blade begins to whir in a series of rolling strokes as he makes

several slashing feints toward various of the Colonel's body parts. He also

places his left hand overtop of his head gem.

            "General's butt," he says in a terrible impersonation. "Iris's hand, and my

fist." Zero feints one last time toward COlonel's stomach, then drives a

wicked punch toward his face. "What are three things your lips have tasted!

Ha ha! Ha ha! Good one, Johnny! Thanks, Ed."

 

All the way up to the Bridge Level. The Turbo lifts goes up that high. Rush

Raccoon has arrived. Protoman is here. Thats all he needs to know. He

arrived via a Shuttle from the Valkyrie. He rides the Turbolift past the

doors of fighting to the Bridge section. It opens. He arrives to a blown out

door. The hell? In any case, he strides in. This doesn't look like play to

him. Not at all.

 

Colonel deflects Hilt Punch Feint from Zero.

 

Spiral Pegasus came thunking around the bend to see Dash declothing a none

other then Michael Eildath, "Well well. what have we here. Not so fast

Hunter!" called out Spiral as he took up a steady stance, blocking off as

much of the corridor as he could with his 12 foot form, his wings whipping

the air and creating a heavy wind to slow the human hunter down.

Long distance to Shield Shellfish and Blues: Storm Owl personally does not

mind. And yeah, we're here so we can see everyone's poses and they can see

ours.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Spiral Pegasus transmits, " Don't worry Dash. I can

take him."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Reporting to bridge. I owe

that son of a b****."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "Go for the knees. Humans

dont need knees to breathe."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] There are a few scattered cheers from the crew at

Shellfish's words.

 

        Axl's optics flicker open again once the energy sucks in through

Singularity, rebounds, and then is absorbed back into his gems, which flash

brilliantly. The kid looks slightly blank for a moment -- but he gets his

senses back, and, knowing that the bird will wake up soon enough, high-tails

it as much as he can to the lift.

        He presses a button.

        *whrrrrr*

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel makes a mental note.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Rush Raccoon transmits, "Very Well Shellfish I'm

already well on my way there. See you there."

 

        Sing, oddly, stays down. He doesn't look too good...

 

        This is an incredible security breach -- nevermind that it was an

'agreed-upon' exercise. The Hunters are on the Fortress V and non-lethal

force has been advised. They can run rampant, collect information for future

use, place devices... if they had any hostile intent, and Shield Shellfish

assumes /everyone/ has hostile intent, then this must be a field day for the

Hunters.

        But the bodyguard is no longer in the Logistics division -- has, in

fact, dropped all but the most essential of her responsibilities. When she

is not on bodyguard duty in Australia, then she is stalking the Fortress V

in the most dire of moods or hiding in one of her private getaways. She is

nothing more than a regular soldier now, with no official say in how

defenses ought to be run. Hearing the radio reports, she is forced to admit

to herself that no, in fact Repliforce can /not/ handle itself without her.

So she has stalked towards the Bridge, where Protoman is reported to be.

        She owes him.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Defibrilator Deflatermaus says, "Lt. Nightshade?

Shellfish is engaging in combat."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "....$^!. Medbay, Code Pink!

This is not a drill. I repeat, not a drill!"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "Prep the surgical shotguns

and tazers."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Medbay, follow those

orders and you're next."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Mercurial Mongoose transmits,

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn."

 

As the Stingray of Justice gets his sight back, he sees that Kraft as gone

off. He just calls out to Prism. "I have no idea what he is-" Suddenly the

doors close and Jet looks over toward Axl, the flash having let Axl go by.

He heard the thud, but he just thought that he was under fire. As he looks

toward Axl and there is a second or two where he just stares at the Hunter.

He doesn't attack, just staring. "I've missed the punchline if I'm supposed

to be laughing," he offers in an unamused tone, his tail flickering about

from side to side.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "Threaten my medbay and I'll

leave you to scrap, madam."

 

Munitions Ifrit shakes his head, recovering from his daze and getting on his

feet. This now puts him in the bridge proper. And he's moving once more.

better to guard the critical controls and see how the bridge defenses handle

this.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "If you think I jest, try to

get repaired after your next foolish errand."

 

Colonel's stance nmoves like water, the fienting energy blades crackling off

of eachother as the two swordrobots poke and point at each other's potential

weaknesses. This, Colonel reflects, is the most natural form of

communication I know. I am more comfortable doing this than I am having a

conversation with an aquaintence at a bar.

            "The one from the makeover show." Colonel says-he lets his left wrist hang a

little limp, in case Zero /still/ doesn't get the joke. His jaw clenches at

the insinuation about his Commander, and the Colonel's hand shoots up...

            ...catching Zero's punch. "Iris never had to slap /me/." Colonel points out,

and deciding that its time to stop beating around the bush, sends a

lightning fast sabre slash at Zero's torso! Or anywhere else he can hit.

 

Colonel strikes Zero with his Now I Am The Master attack.

 

Prismatic Spider charges down the halls. He heard Sing fall, and he brings

up the pistols just in time to see Axl hit the lift. they fire several

times, the bullets splattering across the front as the lift begins to

descend... Splattering? Oh, they're paintball pistols!

            Prismatic doesn't miss a beat, calling down to Engineering. <Engage remote

emergency stop on lift one-four-six!> Hopefully they'll respond in time so

Prismatic can catch up to the speedy Hunter. Sing will get back up... He

thinks.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish does not respond, having used

Shellfish Rage for the next hour of game time.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "Emergency stop on 146

engaged, Commander."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Jet Stingray speaks in a cool tone. "Shield, this is

NOT the time to be threatening bodily harm on other Repliforcers. Cool it or

so help me, I'll pull out an Anthem style punishment and teach you to fear

the oldies."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Fear?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Define 'fear', sir. It

does not appear to be in my internal database."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Jet Stingray transmits, "It will be. It will be."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "Cute."

 

Zero whistles - either Colonel's getting faster, he's getting slower, or...

"Urk," the Hunter grunts, tearing his hand away as he takes a cut along the

left wide, spinning with the blow to try and lessen the damage.

            A third possibility opens itself up to him - it is possible he could

concentrate a little more on smack and a little less on talk.

            "It wasn't a slap I was looking for," he grunts, continuing the rotation

again, roaring as he whips his leg around in a high, spinning circle, the

foot blazing with energy as he drives the kick toward the side of Colonel's

head.

 

Zero misses Colonel with his Plasma Spiral Kick attack.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "Fear is that thing

Deflautermaus displays when you come into medbay to be restrained."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Munitions Ifrit transmits, "Hmm."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Noted, lieutenant."

 

        There's an extremely high pitched whine from behind the Bridge doors

for about ten seconds. A few seconds later, the door to the bridge explodes

inwards, sending shrapnel and debris all across the bridge.

        Unfortunately, the reploid who just called Blues a bitch gets a

piece of shrapnel to the head. He's not dead, far from it, but the boy is

definitely out cold now as he falls back and hits the ground. "Lucccyyyy!

I'm home!" Blues says, he knows that Repliforce is going to come at him in

force on this.

        Afterall, he's had some experience with blowing this ship before.

With Blues attitude he's trying to make it apparent he's not going to go

blowing the hell out of anyone today. But the moment the dust settles from

the explosion of the door, Blues realizes he's in for a whole other

situation. 20+ odds to one. Normally this wouldn't worry him, but they're

well positioned.

        So Blues waste no time and ducks down to the side of the door before

he spots the place where the one reploid went down. They may be use to

normal blink tactics, but Blues has written the book on the subject.

        The moment he's behind the little barricade the reploid had setup as

one of the crossfire points, Blues hefts up the unconscious kid, using him

as a shield for his own body.

        "I'll make this simple. Drop your weapons and leave the bridge."

        Blues is a bastard when it comes to 'any tactics necessary to win.'

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Nonlethal force?"

 

        Sing looks up at Prismatic. If he'd have thought Sing was drinking,

it'd look like he was hung over. Knowing Sing doesn't drink, Prismatic can

figure that was not the case. He has a decent scorch mark on his chestplate.

        "...sir? What...?" Sing shakes his head a couple of times before

standing up. He wobbles a bit when he gains his footing, sort of.

"...doesn't matter. We need to kick these f***heads off our ship."

        At least he can talk a good fight...

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "Kneecaps and nosebleeds,

Shield."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "'s jaw clenches, "As in 'We are not

killing them.'. Storm Owl, make a note that all Repliforcers are to be up to

standard levels of competancy with the English language and its commonly

used phrases.""

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Yes sir."

 

        Paint splatters off of the lift. Axl looks surprised behind the

transparisteel wall, looking over at Prismatic. He lifts up and shakes his

finger in the 'uh-uh-uh!' way at the spider, grinning as the turbolift, true

to its name, descends ... turbo.

        Down to the next level, wherein Axl gets off and it lifts back up to

accept new passengers.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl would get out his highlighter and start

scribbling all over Shellfish's name, but alas he's kinda busy. It'll have

to wait.

 

Prismatic Spider skids to a halt at the lift door, and mutters. "Dang, he's

too fast. Sing, you go around to Lift 145 to cut him off. I'll take the

tubes." Turning to the side, Prismatic enters a code and a hatch hisses

open, revealing an maintenance hatch. The Spider Scientist hops inside,

sliding downwards along the ladder until he hits the next floor, where he

opens another hatch and throws himself out of it, pistols spread. "AXL!

DON'T MOVE!"

 

Michael Eildath dashes forward as he sees Spiral attacking him, rolling hard

as he hits the ground, sliding beneath the pegasus's legs. Grinning, he

chucks a roll of toilet paper over the Repliforcer... another into the

swirling vortex of wind. He'll let Spiral do his work for him. "Later!" He

keeps moving.

 

        Sing takes a few steps, falters for a moment, before dashing to Lift

145. He skids to a halt, as he whips a hand out toward Axl.

        There's a ripple in subspace as a very /large/ cannon drops onto the

'Forcer's shoulder. His optics narrow as the cannon clamps down onto him. He

waits for the lift doors to open as the cannon starts to hum.

        "This one's not paint. Stand down."

 

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========================== Fortress V - Upper Deck

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Name             Idle    Last Pose     Last Action

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Singularity Shr  21s       21s

Michael Eildath   2m        2m

Prismatic Spide   3m        3m         Hit Kraft w/ Such Wonderful Toys.

Axl               3m        6m         Hit Singularity Shrike w/ Copy Shot.

Blues            20s        8m

Zero              2m        9m         Missed Colonel w/ Plasma Spiral Kick.

Colonel           2m       13m         Hit Zero w/ Now I Am The Master.

Munitions Ifrit   5m       13m

Jet Stingray      1m       13m         Generated Weapon Energy.

Shield Shellfis   3m       16m

Spiral Pegasus    2m       18m

Rush Raccoon     37s       19m

Dash              7m       24m

Storm Owl         0s       30m

Soul Nightshade   2m       53m

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Colonel pulls his arm up, frowning. The whole 'Zero and Iris' train wreck

was kind of a sore spot for all three of them, he suddenly realizes. As he

blocks the kick, the Colonel feels something that he has never really felt

before...

            He feels a little bit like a heel. Oh God, he thinks, I'm emphathizing with

Zero. This must end. Therefore, Colonel bites back the bitter comment he was

about to make about what, exactly, Zero wanted from his sister and where

exactly it left him when she was brainwashed by Dr. Doppler. And a few other

comments.

            "Are you going to kick me all day..." Colonel says instead, breaking the

block and stepping back, allowing his internal generators and

shoulder-turbines to begin to charge up, "...or are we going to /actually/

fight?"

 

Colonel forfeits a turn to charge WE.

 

As Axl may notice as he moves off the lift, there is a very tall, and very

thin bioroid standing in the hall. Several syringes and explosives are in

his hand, which he holds delicately as he father drops down nearby. "Don't

do it, Axl. When it comes to nonlethal and especially painful debilitators,

I have few equals."

 

        Axl twitches in surprise, looking behind him at the Spider

Scientist. He eyes the hatch. Looks like the Repliforcers have some

alternate pathways. Quirking his lip, the reploid still looks vaguely

mischievious ... drawing up a panty-slingshot into his hand and loading up a

bowling ball into it.

        Singularity is serious about this. Axl turns around again, this time

to face the bird. THEN he turns to the two bioroids. Surrounded. He blinks,

then shrugs.

        "Alright, guys, you got me ... but can I still prank Colonel's room,

pleeeeeeeeeeease?"

        Oh god, puppy eyes.

 

Prismatic Spider stands up, and considers for a moment. He gets a

mischevious glint in his eyes. "What exactly did you have in mind, Axl?"

 

Axl might hear the sound of a weapon warming up as he tries to leave the

turbolift. He would say something, but he hears Sing's tone. While Jet is

seriously annoyed, it seems like Sing is even madder than him. Then Soul

appears too. That being said, Jet just lowers the big gun that he had. No

sense giving a punchline or witty commentary when the odds are this bad. Of

course, as Prism starts to speak, Jet just shakes his head and makes his way

back up. Guess that threat is taken care of.

 

Spiral Pegasus lets out a surprised Squawk when Elidath disappeared between

his wide spread legs. "Slippery little.." he muttered only to be silenced

once a roll of toilet paper ricocheted off of his helmet with another one

caught in the air push and sent scattering all over the corridor. He took a

moment to look over his miswrought handywork and chew on his lower lip, "Why

you.." he muttered befor he turned and gave chase.. for a larger machine he

was startling fast, even more so once his feet left the ground.

            "Get back here!" he calls after the fleeing Hunter.

 

Soul Nightshade points at his radio, and begins nodding exaggeratedly.

"Absolutely not, Axl! You may not bombard the Colonel's cabins with ladies

undergarments!"

 

        Sing's finger is still on the trigger of the gun that Auto built. He

doesn't glance away, or look at Prismatic and Soul.

        "Get out of here, Axl. Go back to your Tower, and tell the rest of

your Hunter friends to get the f*** off of our ship."

        He's mad. He's tired of picking up pieces of lives, and he's tired

of the Hunters thinking they can do as they damn well please, and it's

starting to show...

        The gun starts to crackle omninously...

 

Prismatic Spider blinks at Sing. "Whoa there, Sing. Are you all right?"

Prismatic, seemingly unconsciously, edges to one side. This happend to both

give Axl an escape route should he want to take it, and also puts him out of

the line of fire.

 

Soul Nightshade looks at Sing. Then at Axl. "I'd run if I were you, boy. He

looks pissed." murmurs the bioroid before looking over at Prism. "And if

Prism starts shootin, I'm gonna like this place up like a christmas tree.

No, best if you just head back for the tower. Go on now, boy. Git!"

 

Blues is a bastard when it comes to 'any tactics necessary to win'. Funny,

Storm Owl's been described in similar terms. Storm Owl crouches behind his

station at the edge of the command bridge as the door implodes. The

Repliforcers instinctively duck to avoid any debris sent hurtling towards

them, however seconds later they're up getting ready to gun Protoman down.

"Mech down!" Poppy, the Repliforce gal that normally mans the Operations

station shouts upon seeing one of the security chiefs get a chunk of debris

in his forehead. She was so freaked out during the last invasion of this

ship. It doesn't get much easier knowing it's a drill, she realizes.

        Storm Owl peeks up from behind his station as Blues takes the

trooper hostage. Every crewmember on this bridge knows what Storm Owl is

going to do. It is of no surprise to any of them. They expect it. The war

bird aims his fully charged Cyclone Cannon at Blues and his unconscious

hostage. Without giving Blues any time to consider just what this means,

Storm Owl unleashes a terrifying blast of compressed air laced with ionic

energy, sent hurtling across the command centre. "Offer: Denied!

Counterproposal: Leave this ship in peace or leave it in pieces!"

        By word of explanation, Storm Owl says of the hostage Protoman took,

"Only one of you is resistant to wind, Protoman, and it isn't you." Should

Storm Owl's attack successfully get Proto to drop his hostage, each soldier

on the bridge will take advantage by unloading on the hated Maverick Hunter.

 

Rush Raccoon walks past the first busted door. Heels click across the

ground. What is this? This is going to take time and money to repair. They

should be fighting Neo-Arcadia... it's a good thing they did'nt surprise

attack suddenly...

            He looks upahead to see the main bridge door busted. F**K. He strides to the

door slower, laying back to the side of the wall just beyond the door as he

peeks in. He doesn't move in yet.

 

        Axl grins over at Prism -- then grins over at Soul.

        "Oh, I can't?" replies the Hunter, sounding faux-disappointed. "Well

... I better go not-bombard his room with ladie's undergarments, then."

        But Sing ... he'd expected the bird to play along, but apparently

he's too angry. Furrowing his brows, Axl has only one choice ... he folds

his arms over his chest. His gems emit a whine, glowing until the Hunter is

surrounded by an orb of whiteness brimming with twirling DNA soul shards.

The transformation is complete as ANOTHER Singularity Shrike appears in his

place, whipping out all of the panties and nails.

        He smiles with his beak. 'Singularity' rushes past his real

counterpart in a burst of speed. "Better catch yourself!"

 

Axl changes into his Singularity Shrike armor.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "Uh....Axl just

doppleganger'd SingSing."

 

Zero sighs and shrugs. The look in his eyes - is it a grateful

acknowledgement of the Colonel's chivalry and honour? Gratefulness that the

other man would sense his pain and draw back from it, his code of honour

(for once) not something Zero would chafe against.

            Maybe. Then again, it's probably just the thought of finally heating up.

            "Well, if you /insist,/" Zero says, gripping his sword in both hands, then

dropping into a crouch...and screaming.

            The black rage, the anger beckons to be used....but this man, despite

everything else, is an ally. Nearly a friend. Zero discards it, takes

another path, and then screams as his armour begins to shift, a bright,

blinding light blasting out from his body.

            And then Zero is rushing forward in his Arcadian armour, directing a

diagonal slash at Colonel, snapping a little cross-cut on the way back, and

then ending the combination with a hard final blow.

            "Hoo-ha-HWAH!"

 

Zero changes into his Zero Arcadia armor.

 

Zero misses Colonel with his Triple Slash attack.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Jet Stingray transmits, "...After you JUST got done

giving the thing about 'master of non-lethal', you BETTER not let him get

away."

 

Dash has disconnected.

 

Michael Eildath throws a glance back at Spiral Pegasus, grinning broadly.

"Now why would I do that?" He books it down the hall, arms pumping as he

books it, fishing something out of his back pocket and dropping it on the

ground. It's a dirty magazine! What the hell, it worked in Metal Gear Solid.

Mike runs! "Woop! Woop! Woop!"

 

Prismatic Spider stares. Now Sing's fallen status clicks into place. "Oh,

snap." Sing can outrun most of the people in Repliforce, let alone a slow,

groundbound Spider Scientist. Prismatic levels the pistols at Axl, and

begins firing a barrage of paint at SingAxl, trying to slow him down.. or

something, before he gets out of reach.

 

Munitions Ifrit looks across the bridge, at the consoles, the crossfire

spots, the hostage.. Wait. Hostage? This was going to become less of a drill

and more of a genuine problem. There's no time to just make a comment, not

at first. Instead choosing to look at the dsoor he had used recently. Maybe

he's leaving, even with the blue glittery effect that takes him in its

grasp. Maybe leaving is a good thing for him to do. But that is where things

differ. Abandonment is not the best thing, given that it can come with some

nasty penalties. So instead, after his body dissolves into energy, the high

pitched hum of his transportation would alert Blues immeidately to the

presence of this mock-demon behind him, gun already armed and raised with

its powerup-hum quite clearly indicating that he isn't going to play these

games. "Drill or not. Didn't anyone tell you that only cowards take

hostages?" No, no shooting. He doesn't want to open fire in here if he can

help it.

 

        Sing glances at Prismatic.

        "No. I'm /NOT/ okay. I am sick and f'ing TIRED of these God-Damned

Hunters thinking they can do as they damn well please. This is bulls***, and

we all KNOW it!"

        This gives Axl plenty of time to do the thing that Axl does.

Realizing what's to follow, Sing subspaces the Black Bolt, and turns to give

chase to his Hunter Lookalike...

 

There's a reason nothing can be behind me, as there's a wall there. :D"

Soul Nightshade can't tell the two apart as the Sings start heading down the

hall. Soul looks to Prism and mouths a quiet 'sorry' before he picks up one

of the gourd-shaped bombs in his hand, this particular one looking like a

smoking jack-o-lantern. Curling back like a splitfinger fastball pitcher,

Soul hurls the foggy pumpkin straight for both Sings. When or if it

connects, a large cloud of ionized spores will exhume, hopefully clogging

thrusters and slowing down whichever one is the fake Singularity.

 

Soul Nightshade strikes Singularity Shrike with his Spore attack.

Singularity Shrike is temporarily disoriented by Soul Nightshade's Spore

attack.

Soul Nightshade strikes Axl with his Spore attack.

Axl is temporarily disoriented by Soul Nightshade's Spore attack.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Jet Stingray transmits, "It seems that there are more

than enough people handling Axl, I presume that Colonel won't want help with

Zero even if he needed it... So, how is everything else and where am I

needed, if anywhere?"

 

        Sing goes down choking.

        This is something of a new experience for the Bird, as sealed

systems generally makes 'choking' a moot point. He slams down on the deck,

hard. He's slow trying to get up...

 

 

*** SCENE SEPARATION. TRAVEL SPAM TO THE BRIDGE ****

 

 

Fortress V - Bridge

 

        The true brains of the Repliforce Fortress, the bridge is always

bustling with activity as reploids move in and out, the crew here always

watching out for the systems, subsystems, and weapons of the might Fortress

V. Comfortable couches with long panels allow the bridge crew to sit while

commanding the vessel, while other stations allow people to stand as they

work at them. A combination transparisteel window/viewscreen rests at the

front of the room, and a large steering wheel, seemingly taken from a

pirate's vessel, rests in the back of the room, its purpose seemingly

decorative. Doors here lead to the offices of Colonel and General, as well

as the ready room.

 

Contents:                               Contents:

Blues [Casual] [H]                      Rush Raccoon [Airship Captain] [RF]

Control Panel - Fortress V

 

Starboard <S>:            Fortress V - General's Office

Port <P>:                 Fortress V - Colonel's Office

Aft <A>:                  Fortress V - Ready Room

Turbolift <TL>:           Fortress V - Turbolifts

 

Shield Shellfish arrives from the Turbolifts.

Shield Shellfish has arrived.

 

        Nonlethal, Shield Shellfish reminds herself, hearing the whine and

explosion up ahead as Protoman knocks down the main entryway to the Bridge.

Nonlethal. She has a hard time restraining herself; the Gatebot has been

short on temper lately, and has already earned the ire of several other

Repliforcers before even entering this confrontation -- far from her usual

method, which is usually to say nothing at all. As for the real issue at

present... there are so many /ways/ to interpret nonlethal. The one she

favours means 'everything except actual death'. Besides, the Hunters have

that one magical healing chick, so maybe even /that/ would be technically

okay...

        "Code Pink!" one of the members of the crew yells, which is

immediately followed by a few scattered cheers. Shell is visible stomping

her way through to the ground level of the bridge, halting in the doorway as

Blues issues his challenge. When he does -- Shell bullrushes in a headlong

charge through the doorway. She knows what the Commander will say. She

sweeps the bridge with her optics as she charges, heedless of getting caught

in the middle of 'friendly fire'; she can take it. It's more important to

see where /everything/ in the bridge is. Blues isn't the only one that can

play with blink in here.

 

Shield Shellfish begins covering Storm Owl.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "...Well. Both Shrikes are

neutralized."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Spiral Pegasus transmits, " Tsk.. He's fast."

Rush Raccoon watches as Shield charges past. *facesmack*

 

Munitions Ifrit arrives from the Turbolifts.

Munitions Ifrit has arrived.

 

        Protoman was actually expecting Storm Owl to order rough-precision

shots through the Repliforce trooper to avoid vital systems and to hit

Blues. But the fact that Owl decides to send a strong solid gust across the

room right at Blues is enough of to send the Hunter flying.

        He's not sent back into the Munitions, he and his Repliforce hostage

are instead sent /up/ into the ceiling. They slam into the ceiling hard,

leaving a sizable indent before they fall back down to the ground.

        "This is a training exercise, Ifrit... Your enemies won't have any

problems with using hostages so you /need/ to know how to deal with it," the

Hunter says as he disappears again, this time right behind the female

reploid not more than three feet from Storm Owl.

        They may be use to the 'turn-180-and-fire' tactic, but it's

different with Blues. He's the guy who wrote the book at this, and has a

hell of a lot more precision than the rest of the blink users out there. So

he appears litterally two inches from the girl and has one arm around her

throat with the other turned into a buster at her back, much like just a

moment ago. The moment he has hold of her, his armor changes into the much

stronger and well armored, Break Armor.

        "You all hate me. But tell me, how many of you wouldn't do anything

to save a friend... a member of your squad in here... /anything/ to save

them." Is Blues trying to justify his recent actions? Weird.

Blues changes into his Break Man armor.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Rush, Munitions... bridge crew,

stand down."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Shellfish, take Blues's head

off."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "Grudgefight

senses....tingling!"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Mercurial Mongoose transmits, "Doesn't he need it?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Confirmed."

 

Rush Raccoon watches as Shield charges past. He smacks himself in the face.

Arrrrgghhh... Shellfish! Alright, Surprise factor lost, screw it. He thinks

to himself 'Assault Rifle' and he pulls one out of a subspace containment

unit. He usually doesn't do this, but he doesn't have such a weapon on hand

in this uniform, he did'nt come in, in field dress. He cocks the rifle and

now walks in, pointing it forward like a lot of the other gumbies. But Rush

is a lot faster. So much experience with this in the Hunters. He raises the

weapon just in time to see Blues Bzkpt across the room in a blink and grab

another hostage.

            He did'nt hear the bit about a training exercise. As far as he know it's

really. "Is this Repliforce Island all over again!?" he says with a hiss. He

wasn't in RF for that. Slowly, his weapon lowers as he traces on Blues head.

            "What is this time, huh!? You all join the death leaguge this time or

something!?" he says with another snap, his gun is ready to be snapped up

again however.

 

Storm Owl scowls as Blues once again takes another hostage. Blues's /former/

hostage slumps to the ground after hitting the wall. Sure he's resistant to

air, but it still hurts like the dickens. Plus he still has that chunk o'

debris in his forehead, which is never healthy for him. How many of the

bridge crew are wind resistant? Not most of them, unfortunately, and

certainly not Poppy. The femme gasps in shock as Blues catches her unaware.

She freezes, standing, not wanting to move out of fear of being shot in the

back at point blank range.

        "You're right," Storm Owl admits in a droning voice, "Repliforcers

do not enjoy hurting each other... and given a situation like this our

protocol is to work out a peaceful solution." Storm Owl does -not- look

pleased with this.

        Storm Owl is an excellent actor. Poppy isn't wind resistant, no.

She's LASER resistant.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "He's all yours, Sing. Leave

some part alive."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Singularity Shrike transmits, "I won't kill him,

Lieutenant..."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Singularity Shrike transmits, "...but I /will/ make him

regret this."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "I believe you. But I dont

think you're gonna kiss him with rose petals either."

 

        Everyone else stands down. Shield Shellfish, optics locking on

Blues, holds position in the middle of the room.

        For about three seconds.

        Then she whips out both laser rifles. One is aimed in Blues' general

direction -- but the other is not; instead aimed around a thirty-degree

angle to where she is. Some of the panels will need to be repaired later,

but for /now/ they serve as excellent reflective surfaces -- the shots

rebounding off the wall panels towards a monitor and then to Blues' back and

opposite side. Shell drains both pistols rapidly, evidently seeing no reason

to hold back where Protoman is concerned.

        'Take his head off', they told her. She may interpret this

literally.

 

Munitions Ifrit is slammed up against a wall. 'Nuff said. While the 'breeze'

itself didn't hurt, being thrown against a wall did, and again he gets a

lump on the head and is a tad disoriented. Not nearly as long though, as he

does note a new hostage situation. Lasers. They need lots of lasers. They

are slim enough to not blow anything up. Unfortunately for him, he can't

fire. He makes things go boom. Too much. He has little recourse but to

glare, lowering his arm while he ponders alternatives. Not that he can find

any at the moment. Either blow apart part of the bridge, or don't. Tough

choice.So, no blowing something up.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Well Sing... There isn't

room for all of us in there. Go indulge yourself."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Prismatic Spider transmits, "And for the love of Light,

don't blow up the room."

 

        Protoman is far from fool enough to believe that Storm Owl would

just end it at that. His optics shift across the room behind his shades and

faceplate. With Blues' face completely hidden now it's hard to tell exactly

what mental condition he's in.

        "No, you just enjoy continuing hating me," surprisingly enough

there's not even a note of sarcasm in that. "You want to get your pound of

flesh, rightfully so..." It's at this point Blues sees Shellfish charging

toward him and beginning her barrage.

        Whether it's a surprise to the Repliforcers around him or not, Blues

pushes Poppy, his hostage, out of the way of the barrage before it has a

chance to hit her. He takes every single one of the blasts himself instead

and is sent spiralling back into the wall.

        There's a fair amount of smoke coming from Break Man's fallen form

as he lays there in a half destroyed console. He pushes himself up, knowing

that he'll likely be shot again; for whatever reason unwilling or unable to

blink away. "Each of you would give your life to save one of your friends or

family in this room. But would you destroy your soul to do so and live as a

pariah..." his words can probably be heard by all, as he looks to Storm Owl.

He's not making any hostile moves.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Singularity Shrike sounds a bit hurt,

"I'm.../stuck/..."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel completely deadpan except for the caps lock,

"After I finish KILLING ZERO I shall retrieve you."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Don't let up, mechs. Don't let

him try to play with your mind."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish grunt.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl doesn't even need to make a mental note.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "There's a giant Zero

running towards me and I dont mind telling you all that I'm alittle

worried."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel cough. "I apologize for my unprofessional and

undignified outburst. Enroute to..." A jaw clench that would make Father

Odin himself proud, "...Iris's quarters to intercept Zero."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Red transmits, "Duck and cover under a table.

Repliforce tables can stop everything up to and including atomic warfare."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Jet Stingray transmits, "I would offer aid, Sir, but I

take it you want to handle Zero solo."

 

Rush Raccoon has disconnected.

 

Munitions Ifrit still holds fire, since his gun isn't raised. "..." Okay. So

mysteries are mysteries. "He's beat up enough. I say just toss him in a

teleporter and eject him back to light labs."

 

Comm Bat frowns. He's pretty speedy, but he's not what you would call a

combatant. From behind the station he and Storm Owl are using for cover, he

asks, "What's he talking about?" In his hands are a slender, delicate

looking sonic rifle. He looks fancy but fragile. Storm Owl meanwhile knows

-exactly- what Blues is talking about. "I would not risk the lives of

countless innocents to save a friend, no," he retorts, already aiming his

Cyclone Cannon at the prone Protoman once again. "That's something the

Maverick Hunters have never understood - Repliforce exists to *protect*

those that cannot defend themselves. Not to put the value of our own lives

above others."

        Poppy meanwhile is shocked at this turn of events. She gets flung

away from Blues and lands on her hands and knees. Knowing what's coming, she

scrambles to get out of the way of Shellfish's barrage.

        The rest of the bridge crew, however, have their orders and begin

pumping shots towards Blues. Sonic waves, energy blasts, fire pellets,

bullets, ice shards... you name it, you got it. This section of the bridge

is going to need an extensive repair job. After a concentrated strike

they'll stop and let the larger crew members move in to deal with Protoman

up close and personal.

        It seems Storm Owl disagrees with Munitions! Should Blues call

time-out and surrender outside of the drill, however, Storm Owl will indeed

accept it without hesitation. Emotional control, baby.

 

Shield Shellfish doesn't need a faceplate to hide her mental condition. To

approximately two reploids it is obvious, and to the rest of the world it is

completely obscure. She does not allow herself any surprise as the hostage

is shoved aside; does not even spare the poor girl a glance as Poppy is

thrown out of the way. Shell empties the pistols and pitches them aside,

pulling the last, larger rifle from across her back.

        "We're not done yet, soldier."

        Far from following Storm Owl's deadpan 'encouragement', the

bodyguard can't help but feel further enraged at Protoman's statements. What

/right/ does he have to talk about loyalty, about family?

        Shell drops to a kneel as the collected bridge crew unleashes a hail

of fire -- Shell facing the opposite way to prepare for (what she thinks is)

the inevitable ambush when Protoman blinks away.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Status report. How is the

fighting elsewhere on the ship?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Spiral Pegasus transmits, " The Human Hunter has been

forced to retreat.."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "Zero is ready to retreat."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Ejecting Axl."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "What is our current

height?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Mercurial Mongoose transmits, "Ten thou or so."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Good enough."

 

        The Break Armor can take a whole hell of a lot of punishment. But

when you take the concentrated fire of twenty three various Repliforcers for

any prolonged amount of time it will definitely wear things down.

        "No... you wouldn't Owl..." Blues says through the shots. He's not

even raising up the shield strapped over his shoulder to block them. Each

shot he takes, each one sends him a step back till he's finally pressed up

against the wall.

        "I'm sorry Repliforcers...died that... day... It wasn't

my...intention." The words pause every shot that hits him. "I did... what I

felt... I should to bring... that monster down..."

        The firing continues for a few more moments, but Blues isn't

conscious now. The moment the last shot is fired it's apparent he's severely

wounded. He stands there a statue with broken armor before he falls forward

onto his face.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Blues is down. Cease firing."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Medics, see to him."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "Copy that, en route."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "Hey, Pops?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Yes, Soul?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "While I go reattach Blues's

retinas, you think you can take SingSing off the wall? He's gonna curse the

paint off the walls at this point."

 

        A few seconds later, Blues disappears in a flash of energy.

Something almost similar to E-Ring, but far cooler.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Prismatic Spider transmits, "You mean you didn't do

that already? Right right, I'll be right there."

 

Munitions Ifrit has something to say about that. if there was one thing that

he couldn't stand, it was that display. "That was totally uncalled for. He

knew he was outnumbered and he took those shots directly. But that was still

no excuse to reip him a new head as if this wasn't even a training

exercise."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "I was lookin out for the

kid."

 

Soul Nightshade arrives from the Turbolifts.

Soul Nightshade has arrived.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Desert Dolphin transmits, "... Sing?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Singularity Shrike swears until his radio breaks from

the abuse.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Desert Dolphin meeps.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Jet Stingray transmits, "I am going to have to have a

talk with Sing about self-control at another date I see."

 

Soul Nightshade comes into the Bridge, a shotgun wrapped in sterile

packaging in one hand and a tazer fresh from the sanitizer in the other. He

looks around the room, his medic band strapped hastily to his arm, before

looking at Storm Owl.

            "....Code Pink?" he asks, almost frightened.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "All due respect, Cap, I

dont think he knew it was a drill. He saw invaders and acted accordingly,

and within mission parameters."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel grunt.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Desert Dolphin winces a bit, "I missed something,

didn't I?"

 

"Cease fire, cease fire," Storm Owl calls out. This was probably good to get

the aggression out of the bridge crew's system, but Storm Owl doesn't want

Protoman too badly hurt by this impromptu training exercise. "Medics, see to

him." There's one medic on the bridge that begins stepping towards Blues in

order to help stabilize Blues and the security chief that got the shrapnel

to the forehead until Soul Nightshade can get there.

        Some of the other troopers are back at their stations to see if

there are any other intruders, or are checking themselves over for injury,

or are grinning and patting themselves on the back. There are a few vulgar

jokes about Protoman being slung around.

        "Over here!" the medic calls out to Soul as he appears in the

doorway. Soul will see that a small part of the large bridge has been

annihilated with extreme force. "Lets see if- gah!" the medic jolts back as

Blues suddenly vanishes into thin air.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Jet Stingray transmits, "Could say that."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Desert Dolphin sighs. "Sorry.."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Jet Stingray transmits, "It's okay, Desert. Didn't miss

anything big anyway."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Desert Dolphin transmits, "Sounds like it."

 

        Blues is down. Cease fire.

        Shield Shellfish stands, turns in place, watching the unconscious

Hunter collapse. Her fingers tighen around the rifle she carries, but before

anything else happens -- Blues is gone, teleported away. Soul Nightshade

arrives just a little too late to help out. Shell glances up at him, then

back at the empty (and badly melted-down) patch of the bridge area.

        Without warning -- a rare moment of pique. The bodyguard grits her

teeth and slams the rifle down onto the ground. A *fzztPOP* marks her sudden

disappearance.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Jet Stingray transmits, "Awwww....I'm not going to get

to snipe Zero, am I?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "The bridge is secure. Are there

any issues elsewhere?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "Zero has pulled out. The Hunters

have finished. They have won the sceneario, though declared it a draw out of

respect for our response."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel has That Tone in his voice. "I expect a full

report on the bridge situation before I make my final analysis of the

response."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "What was their objective?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Jet Stingray transmits, "With all due respect, Sir,

this was the crappiest exercise in years. Not on your end though."

 

Soul Nightshade drops his shotgun and tazer. She wasn't hurt, no need for

the shotgun or tazers then. He sees Blues blink away, before looking at

Storm Owl. "Targets Axl and Zero neutralized, sir. Minmal pantying." he says

with a salute, before looking around the bridge, particularly the melted

part. "Thought we said nonlethal."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Desert Dolphin transmits, "Grah... dang it.."

 

Storm Owl replies, "He's still alive, don't worry." The gumby medic

meanwhile has moved over to the security chief that got the shrapnel in his

forehead. The trooper is unconscious, and the medic quickly motions for Soul

Nightshade to come help because Soul Nightshade is a bitchin' medic and the

gumby is not.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "Their mission was to breach the

bridge, and deposit a...parcel in my quarters."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Protoman did not accomplish

anything on the bridge other than waste our time for several minutes."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "Exactly, Commander Owl. Both tasks

were successful. Major Stingray, commentary on the results of the excercise

will wait until all data has been collected and analysed."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Jet Stingray doesn't sound too happy, but he at least

sounds respectful. "Of course, Sir."

 

Soul Nightshade snorts. "Not for lack of effort, it seems." he says, before

moving over towards Owl. His optics read the energy signature and its weak

points, particularly the surging aura in his forehead. "That's quite a

splinter, Sir." he says, getting ready to wiggle the part loose while

dampening Storm's pain receptors. "Anything get out of hand?"

Soul Nightshade takes out a medical scanner and scans Storm Owl.

 

Munitions Ifrit mumbles incoherently. "I better go get someone up here to

fix those panels.." yeah. Not much else he can do right now.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Berkana transmits, "The repair bay is staffed and ready

to recieve those that may have accidentally hurt themselves tonight."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Prismatic Spider transmits, "I think the only serious

injury was not entirely accidental."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Jet Stingray transmits, "I'm getting a drink upstairs.

If anyone needs me, I'll be there."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Berkana transmits, "This means /you/ Corporal

Shellfish."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "I am not injured,

Captain."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Thank you for your

concern."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "Corporal Shellfish, let me explain

why I am blind with rage right now."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "The surgical shotguns are

in the upper cabinet, Miss Berkana."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "The Robot Masters use stupid things

as weapons. Is everyone with me so far?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Yes sir."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Yes sir."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "Aye aye."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Desert Dolphin transmits, "Aye sir."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Yes sir."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Singularity Shrike says nothing, having broken his

radio and being passed the heck out.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Berkana transmits, "That is irrelevant, you have a

tendancy to underestimate and or downplay the severity of your wounds. Get

down here, Corporal."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "Good, good, we're clear on this

concept I covered when you were all in basic. I was a little concerned, what

with so many Repliforcers being confused as to what was happening-Captain, I

am not done yelling yet."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Berkana, politely. "My apologies, Colonel."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "Okay, so. The Robot Masters also

have people we hate. Like Bass. We all hate Bass. He came into our home,

killed our friends, and almost destroyed it in a fit of terrible rage

because he is a wonton man-child with the power of a demigod. Again, is

everyone following me?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Yes sir."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Yes sir."

 

Storm Owl remains crouched in front of his wounded mech. "Not particularly.

Protoman injured Sergeant Gorilla when he made his entrance onto the bridge.

I'm unsure if it was accidental or deliberate." Seems likely it would be

accidental, but Owl has his suspicions. "We don't know Protoman's current

condition due to his automatic blinking system."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Desert Dolphin transmits, "Aye sir."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "So, you could say that a potentialy

effective plan would be to have someone we truely wish to see die again

breach our home. Perhaps Bass could attack a heavily defended, but very

important target. The Bridge, maybe. This would, in fact, be an enormous

distraction for the /real/ concern...perhaps Gyro Man could be setting up a

tracking or disabling device on our hull. Perhaps Clown Man could be setting

listening devices, bombs, mind control virii, or a dozen other things

cleverly disguised as womens's underwear in the rooms of our command staff.

This could be a potentialy devistating attack that is totaly in line with

Robot Master modus operendii, yes?"

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Yes sir."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Yes Sir."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Yes sir."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Desert Dolphin transmits, "Aye sir..."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "Then the reason I am blind with

rage does not need to be explained. Corporal Shellfish, when you are ordered

to be examined, you will be examined. If you have something personal with

Captain Berkana, request that Commander Spider do it. A bodyguard too proud

to be repaired is useless to me."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Colonel transmits, "I /hate/ useless things, they

endanger my Repliforce. All of you get back to work. Dismissed."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Yes sir."

 

"The Devil with Blues." mutters Soul under his breath, before patching

Gorilla up with a dressing and spotweld. "Got a fresh plate for him in

sickbay." he says, before going to inspect the downed Gorilla. "Doesn't look

lethal, but it does look particularly...mean. They jacked up your

moneymaker, man!" he jests to Gorilla, giving him a friendly pat on the

shoulder.

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Desert Dolphin winces. "Yes.. sir..."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Shield Shellfish transmits, "Yes sir."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Prismatic Spider transmits, "Yes Sir."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "Already workin', Boss."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Soul Nightshade transmits, "Excellent work, everyone.

Looks like everyone made it through safely."

 

[Radio: (A) RF-Chat] Storm Owl transmits, "Satisfactory work for those on

the bridge."

 

Secure Gorilla is KOed, so he doesn't reply. He'll find it funny when he is

brought back online, though. "Good," Storm Owl replies to Soul Nightshade

upon hearing that the damage isn't lethal. He'd hate to lose a good mech on

account of a drill with the Hunters. Storm Owl stands upright again and

says, "Everyone back to your stations. I want a full damage report available

within a minute."

 

============================ BB Post in Progress =============================

Group:  Repliforce

Title:  H-RF Training: Bridge Report

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        *** TEXT ONLY ***

 

        When the drill began, I was stationed in the command centre with the

bridge crew from duty roster alpha. Upon hearing the intruder alert we

locked down the bridge and began assessing the location of the Maverick

Hunter intruders. From the bridge we directed troops to counter enemy

positions and to station guards are critical locations. We had reports of

fighting on the Upper Deck C, and guards posted at security checkpoint 18-A

reported Protoman approaching the bridge.

 

        We assumed defensive positions and locked out the bridge command

codes to the ship. Protoman entered and seriously wounded trooper Secure

Gorilla. With the assistance of Shield Shellfish, Munitions Ifrit, and Rush

Raccoon, we put Protoman offline within several minutes. Protoman,

unconscious, automatically blinked out upon defeat.

 

        Protoman attempted to take hostages on two occasions, however this

tactic was countered each time. The intruder also attempted to offer his

apology for the deaths caused on May 8th of this year, however for the sake

of the drill we did not relent.

 

        In repelling Protoman, damage was dealt to both the

evacuation/grappling line control station and the surrounding area. Control

of these systems will have to be rerouted elsewhere until the damage can be

repaired. Security Chief Secure Gorilla will be in the medbay for several

days.

 

        Commander Storm Owl, Commanding Fortress V, Seoul - United Nations

Plaza

 

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Message: 13/54                     Posted        Author

Post Exercise Analysis(1/3)        Sun Sep 10    Colonel

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It's Colonel. He looks the opposite of happy.

 

 "Good afternoon. I have reviewed our collective performance during last evening's festivities. Martially, we are better than ever. The Hunters were scattered, constantly harried, not allowed to keep in tight communication and unable to cause significant trouble aboard the ship. Unfortunately, every other important factor I aimed to test with this exercise was a resounding and devastating failure. This leads me to believe that while we have captured some of the Maverick Hunters's positive traits with our forced adaptation to independence, we have also managed to inherit their less desirable traits, which I am certain we are all well aware of."

 

 "To put things in perspective, I will explain; Zero and I decided on a drill, and made a wager as to who would triumph. While gambling is normally a wasteful practice, I had my reasons for accepting the bet. I did not inform the Repliforce as to the nature of the exercise until the last minute for the same reason that I did not authorize Storm Owl to use the emergency protocols. We would not get a warning if one of our enemies was to hack into our teleportation grid and stage a lightning boarding attempt. Frankly, any warning we do get is a luxury that the Repliforce has been taking for granted for far, far too long. The fact that I had to remind the Repliforce no less than five separate times what the nature of the exercise was, what Repliforcers on duty were to do, what was expected of them, and even the fact that we were under attack was bad enough. The fact that I had to define a term in the middle of a fire fight, /and/ have at least one report of a Repliforce officer who "Didn't know it was a drill." builds an ire in me that I find myself unable to express with words."

 

 "A lot of you are new, relatively speaking. A decent amount of the current pool of Repliforce officers were not even constructed when we first fought the armies of Wily in the infancy of the Robot Wars. I can understand, to a point, having a bad day. Everyone has one-Mega Man has bad days, I have personally witnessed them." Colonel pauses, solemnly. Maybe it's for effect; maybe it's just how many of his comrades are gone has finally sunk in. "The principle difference being that we are the sole protectors of law and order worth a damn on the planet. The principle difference being that we are the ones responsible for those dead Australians, those dead Irish, /any/ mass of civilians torched in the name of whatever mad cause a group of loosely organized eccentric warriors with power comparable to mythological demigods has pledged itself to this week."

Colonel - For honor, for courage, for Repliforce!

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Message: 13/55                     Posted        Author

Post Excercise Analysis(2/3)       Sun Sep 10    Colonel

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Its still Colonel!

 

 "Yes, that does sound like our friends the Hunters. That's the other reason I agreed to this exercise. Back to the bet; a wager was the best way for me to assure that Zero would not half-ass his side of the effort. Everyone should take this opportunity to remember that even the dimmest Hunter is going to have the advantage of being used to working on the field with a fraction of the resources you have available to you. Last evening, their crazy scheme turned our greatest strengths, our numbers and our discipline, against us. Their use of woman's underwear as a MacGuffin object made us doubt ourselves, slowed us down, and confused us-who would care about someone nailing panties to my office door? Their use of Blues to attack the bridge, drawing almost the entire bridge crew into a vengeful fury, bogged our communications down, kept the initial confusion going strong, and helped make sure several Repliforcers had no idea we were having a drill."

 

 "Take "Zero" out of that sentence. Put "Lumine." in. Instead of "Michael Eildath" painting the Hunter symbol on the hull of the Fortress V, see "Sage Harpuia" ripping our engines to shreds. Take "Blues" out of that sentence. Put "Bass" in its place. Picture how hard the Force Commander who violated and almost destroyed our home would laugh, hearing that his master's undergarment-disguised virus has terminated me while the Repliforce was savagely reacting to his distraction. Our enemies use their eccentricity to brutal advantage, Repliforce, and I am proud that we continue to maintain dignity in the face of a world infested with lunacy. I really am. But the second, the pump of your power generator that your dignity makes you too good to do your job, and too shocked to manage something as basic as "Stop the intruder" without asking for clarification six times and giving a running commentary on the radio, it becomes a liability that must be as firmly subject to your will and discipline as any other weakness-causing emotion. This is what we have learned today, Repliforce. Do not forget it."

Colonel - For honor, for courage, for Repliforce!

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Message: 13/56                     Posted        Author

Post Excercise Analysis(3/3)       Sun Sep 10    Colonel

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ONE MORE TIME!

 

 "Finally, specific responses. I will be discussing improvements to Repliforce officer and enlisted education programs with the full command staff as soon as is possible. EVERYONE will be retested and, if nessicary, their ranks and duties will be altered in accordance with their ability."

 

"Secure Gorilla will recieve an increase in pay for damages above and beyond what is expected in a simulation, as well as the standard damaged while on duty benefits package. Furthermore, he will be the only Repliforcer exempt from the following edict: This is the hat I am wearing for a week, thanks to Zero winning the bet."

 

 http://www.hatsinthebelfry.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/glitter_carmen_full.jpg

 

"My revenge will be unspeakable. However, I am a robot of my word, and I will wear his silly little fruit hat. However," Colonel narrows his eyes...and then, oh snap, he grins. Not a cocky smirk or a tiny, akward little smile like Kanissa usualy wears, this is is, for perhaps the first time in most Repliforcer's memories, the Colonel actualy grinning. "I believe in the unity of the Repliforce, and our allies in S.T.A.R.S. Therefore, as we share in each others's triumphs and failures, so too shall we share this indigity-as one World Army, united against the forces of chaos and ruin. Hats will be available in Ten Forward and other convienant locations at 0600 Monday Morning. Have a nice day."

 

Still grinning, Colonel's image winks out.

Colonel - For honor, for courage, for Repliforce!

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Message: 12/61                     Posted        Author

Party                              Sat Sep 09    Zero

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Right - to those who don't know, a bunch of us did a little raid on the Fortress-V, just a way to blow off some tension and test Repliforce at the same time. Friendly rivalry is good.

 

Me, Kraft, Blues, Axl and Mike got mobbed, but we managed some small penetration to the bridge, as well as a successful reverse panty raid* on Colonel by Axl. Nice job, kid - nice job, everyone.

 

If you see Colonel in the next week or so, be sure to compliment him on his nice hat.

 

-0

 

 

*Oxford's English dictionary** defines a reverse panty raid as the act of placing panties in someone else's room.

**Anyone who checks avilable copies within the Tower will actually find this definition there.

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Message: 12/62                     Posted        Author

Party II                           Sat Sep 09    Blues

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Text.

Copy forwarded to General, Colonel, and Prismatic Spider.

 

        Per what Zilch wanted to achieve, I got to the bridge. I 'gently' stunned four guards on the way there through simple physical means. When I blew open the door to the bridge shrapnel apparently injured one person; but once there I didn't fire a shot. Employing tactics that a Maverick or Arcadian would, I took up position behind two Repliforcers and used them as shields.

        This didn't stop them from firing at me. The first one was unconscious already, specifically the one who was injured by the door. The second one was quite conscious when they began firing. I threw her out of the way of the barrage and took the shots myself. Following that, Storm Owl and his group of Repliforcers proceeded to unleash a barrage at me. I took no hostile or defense actions after releasing the person they were going to shoot through.

        And they call my tactics flawed.

 

Blues.

End text.

 

P.S. I'm done with dealing with Repliforce. Next training exercise Colonel asks you to do, count me out.

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