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Group: Reports
Title: Advertisement
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A new ad can
be seen on galactic television in between some of your favorite shows. It's not
on very often since the advertiser didn't want to shell out too much cash. As
well, it's not shown on any human stations for obvious reasons. A soft narrator
speaks throughout.
"Mailing a shard of the original Crystal City with
added lime green paint to the poor excuse of a replacement: 0.5 astrolitres of
energon." There's an image of a blue piece of crystal with a glob of green
paint etched into it.
"Constructing a *new* city far superior and far quicker
than a certain other city: 500,000 astrolitres of energon." There's a few
snapshots of New Crystal City in all of its beauty.
"Building a giant ray gun and shooting Autobots from
the moon: 250 astrolitres of energon." There's an image of Wheelie
splattered across the ground in many pieces.
"Transport to Crystal City so one can sneak past the
inept and site-see: 1.2 astrolitres of energon." There's a few snapshots
of the rebuilt Crystal City on Cybertron.
"Long ranged radio usage in order to communicate with
someone on another planet: 0.75 astrolitres of energon." There's an image
of generic radio equipment.
"Mailing a holoprojector and photo-album to a dear
friend from one planet to another: 5 astrolitres of energon." There's an
image of a holoprojector projecting a disgusting chair made up of Autobot
parts.
"Deactivating hordes of Autobots while they desperately
fling themselves at you with futility: 300 astrolitres of energon."
There's a series of images of Devastator creating a one-man warzone in some of
his many recent adventures.
"Having Omega Supreme sit on his ass and do nothing
about it: Priceless." There's a rather striking image of the Guardian
himself, looking quite noble and powerful as he towers over the camera's
viewpoint. His Autobot insignia has been digitally removed.
"There
are some things energon can't buy. But thankfully there's always Omega
Supreme."
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