California

 

     Covering almost 158,700 square miles, the Golden State contains everything from redwood and sequoia forests in the north, to the fertile Central Valley, to the deserts of the south and east. A land of contrasts, the lush beauty of forested national parks such as Redwood and Yosemite are matched by the harsh beauty of the Death Valley and Joshua Tree national parks. The coast, too, varies from waves dashing themselves at the foot of the rocky cliffs in the north to gentle swells lapping the sandy beaches in Southern California. The state is not only one of the most beautiful, but is also the most populous in the United States, concentrated mostly in major cities like Los Angeles and San Francisco.

 

Contents:

Hook

Scrapper

Mixmaster

Obvious exits:

 North <N> leads to Northwestern States.

 Southeast <SE> leads to Mexico.

 West <W> leads to North Pacific - North American Coast.

 East <E> leads to Southwestern States.

Fly <Up>  Arizona <AZ>  Mojave Desert <MD>  Death Valley <DV>  Los Angeles <LA>  San Francisco <SF> 

 

Scrapper shouts, "Constructicons, MERGE to form Devastator!"

      With a shudder of metal, the Constructicons undergo a stunning transformation and combine into the mighty form of Devastator!

 

Devastator glares at the facility in front of him with his two dull, nearly lifeless optics. The Constructicon Supreme is currently in Silicon Valley, and the six Decepticons that make him up didn't waste any time forming up into the horrifying creature that many can now see before him. Devastator is not even trying to be stealthy, and even if he were, it would fail. From miles in all directions, he's a shining lime green beacon of hatred. The facility he's staring at in particular is a sprawling network of office buildings and labs. The area is moderately populated, but nothing terribly extreme.

        The Constructicons continue to stare at the facility, trying to remember why he even came here in the first place. The six Constructicons inwardly bicker amongst themselves about what to do, but finally raises his arms over his head and bellows a horrific roar that causes nearby buildings to sway slightly. "FLEE, GNATS! FLEE BEFORE THE DEVASTATOR DESTROYS YOU ALL!" He commands, stomping towards the first building awkwardly and slowly.

Little Yellow Volkswagon<BUMBLEBEE> zooms onto the scene, probably the first there unless DC used his cursed anti-gravs again. And what he sees...shocks him, too the core. "Oh Primus..." Devistator. Stepping on a facility. Chip is going to be /angry/. Bee lies low for now, going over strategies in his head, and radioing the disconcerting news to HQ. Yes, he's sneaky, that Bee. Shame he's bright yellow...

 

Bumblebee transmits a message via radio.

Bumblebee receives a radio transmission.

 

Gold hovertruck races along towards silicon valley at her top speed, completly ignoring the roads as she tries to shave off some of the traveling time. Ahhhh, the advantages of being able to hover. As the Alteronian femme reaches Silicon Valley, she can see a very, very large lime green being stomping towards... something, probably a building she can't see yet. Cursing with all the venom she can, the femme begs a little more speed from her engine and begins to race down the streets, homing in on the very large... target. oO(I hope I'm not the only one that answered this or this is going to be a very short battle... Oh... well there's bumblebee...) the femme transforms in a flurry of gold and lands lightly across the 'courtyard' from the yellow slugbuggy. "I'm going to pray reinforcements are on the way?" she asks by way of introduction, pulling out her pistol and taking a few pot shots at the gestalt, hoping to draw his attention away from... whatever he's after. "HEY! Devestator! What's the matter? So afraid of the Autobots that you won't show your faces unless you're hiding behind the armor with the CPU of a turborat pellet?!"

 

With the traditional transformation sounds, Sheng transforms from an updated hovertruck to her sleek and deadly battle-mode, ready for whatever may come.

 

DepthCharge comes flying in to silicon, flying low to the ground. A stream of dust and rock particles fly out in streams from his wake as the Aquabot rockets on into the scene. This shouldn't be so hard, should it? Only 6 Decepticons. But as the airborne fish arrives on the scene, he gulps. There ain't no 6 Decepticons. Only one giant one! Pondering if he should turn tail and run, DepthCharge sees 'bee arriving. Well, that settles that. Other Autobots are here. He can't run. So instead, he does the next best thing. Soaring over to where Devastator is towering, DepthCharge forms a forcefield around himself and soars up to 'optic' level. He says, in his most commanding voice, "Decepticon Devastator. You are in violation of at least 10 terran laws at the moment. I recommend you leave now, less you face the consequences." Go DC!

 

DepthCharge successfully activates a powerful protective forcefield, shielding him from the next attack.

 

>PING!< >PING!< The alteronian's attacks riccochet off Devastator's armour. "HA HA HA! PUNY LITTLE AUTOWENCH!" Devastator bellows at Sheng. "STOP PLAYING WITH TOYS AND GIVE DEVASTATOR A REAL FIGHT!" He ignores the Aerial Aquabot's idle threats, and anything else in the area, as he starts to tear into the building in front of him, a large warehouse and factory for various cutting edge computer circuitry and componentry.

 

Car Carrier <Ultra Magnus> having heard the call to arms from those already on scene wasted little time gathering who he could and heading out to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons. Hitting the road he puts the pedal down knowing every moment he delays endangers those already there even more. Traffic is light, at least in the direction he's heading, as everyone who was able is fleeing the area where the jolly green giant appeared. Thankfully the area that was choosen is not too far away and he is making excellent time. Before long the looming form of the Decepticon gestalt comes into view off in the distance. With a belch of black smoke from his smokestacks he takes the nearest ramp towards the city proper. Should be no time at all before he's on scene.

 

Vrrrrrrrrrm!

 

 You hear that? That wonderful purring of eight fine-tuned cylinders? Some might mistake that for a particularly well-kept engine...and they'd be right, to some degree. No, that's the sound of the CAVALRY- the mechanized cavalry, that is, in the form of more vehicular autobots! Well, at least Smokescreen- it's another question if there's anyone backing him up this time. He skids to a halt at the edge of the battlefield and transforms to his more sturdy robot mode, surveying the battlefield.

 The titanous form of Devastator, stomping on all sorts of non-titanous Autobots. "The more things change, the more they stay the same..." he muses, appraising opportunities, lines of fire, escape routes...the usual.

DepthCharge mutters as his tactic of distracting Devastator didn't work. Time to pull out the big guns. Soaring back towards the gestalt, the Aquabot darts in front of Dev's optics every now and then, still shielded, all annoying insect like. As he flies he says, raising his voice so as to be sure the massive green form can hear, "Oh, and that Decepticon Mixmaster. What a piece of work. He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." Now.. if only he had some canned laughter to go with that. He continues on, performing the comedy styles of D.C., "And that Decepticon Hook. The only genius with an IQ of 60." Yes, thank you folks. DC will be here all night. Remember to tip your waitresses.

Sheng shrugs mentally and holsters her pistol. She hadn't really expected her attack to get Devestator's attention, so the fact that it didn't even scratch his paint is no unexpected development. The femme suddenly dives to the left, then the right, dodging the falling peices of maisonry as Devestator tears through the building. Sheng's optics suddenly narrow as she stares at the debris. With a flurry of gold, Sheng transforms back into her hovertruck mode and floors her accelerator and... races away from the battle?

 

Two blocks away, Sheng suddenly hits the brakes and fishtails intoa 180. Revving her engine once or twice, she again floors it, heading back into the battle at her maximum speed. Her basic plan is to use her hovering ability and momentum to, hopefully, use the debris as a makeshift ramp, hitting Devestator somewhere on the back when she 'lands'. Reaching her top speed, Sheng hits the 'ramp' and is air born, transforming as she goes and praying that devestator doesn't suddenly turn around...

 

Jetfire finds himself travelling out of Autobot City yet again to stop another Decepticon raid. It's starting to feel like a race now, a race to stop the Decepticons from completing whatever the bloody hell they are trying to build. "At least this time the Decepticons has chosen a site closer to Autobot City for raiding, maybe they're actually starting to feel bad about how much energon they're making me guzzle down each time I make these trips." The massive aerospace fighter looms above the blue, white, and red car carrier below him.

 

Taking two massive forward strides Jetfire leaps up, his head retreating into his frame as the nose of his fighter mode raises up to join with the rear wing connections. Firing quickly to boost his altitude his legs shift back along the hip joint to rest snuggly beneath the wings.

 

Little Yellow Volkswagon<BUMBLEBEE> frowns, inwardly. How to stop a Devistator...hmm. Is that grapple line? Grinning, Bee zooms towards Devistator's huge, crushing feet. Is he crazy? Yes. He makes his way towards the office, and, yep, a hose! He transforms, and grabs the hose line, and turns the water on-holding the spout tight. He runs to the other side of the Big Old Gestalt, starting to get his trap ready....

 

With a click and a whir, Bumblebee bursts into his robot mode.

 

Tanker Truck <Colossus> follows down the highway behind Magnus - the two massive trucks clearing a path before them as the truck horns blair their approach. As the traffic lightens with their encroachment to the scene Colossus pulls alongside the carrier. "Magnus, I'll try and handle and orchestrate further evacuation of this area. I'll lend my help towards any humans that might be trapped, and to the local law enforcement services." With the immense form of Devastator now in view a gasp is issued out by the tanker truck with an exasperated, "Oh my.." The truck barrels on down the off-ramp behind Magnus, but then turns in another direction to participate in this scene in the background.

 

With a changing of parts and that telltale sound, an otherwise Mundane Stock car converts to the Autobot Smokescreen.

 

Hazard emerges from San Francisco.

 

"GGGAAHHH" Devastator shakes himself, trying to get that Autobot flea off his back. He tries in vain to grab her off her, then decides to ignore her. He spots a little yellow Autobot running around. "DIE!" is all he growls, as he brings his foot up, then down again, hopefully on Bumblebee. Whether or not, he continues tearing building up.

Bumblebee evades your Crushed underfoot attack.

 

Within moments, Smokey takes in the situation: Devastator's tearing the hell out of some building, meanwhile a bevvy of amateurs try to do Smokescreen's job in distracting the Jade Giant. Again: The usual. However, there is the matter of Bumblebee's pulling of the hose- and so, the tactician smiles, getting some idea of just what the yellow bug is trying to accomplish.

 Smokescreen leaps forward and transforms, crossing the battlefield to dart around Devastator, hopefully passing by Bumblebee in the process. "Toss me the hose!" he calls out, pausing (hopefully) long enough for Bumblebee to do so.

 

Smokescreen's form twists and shudders, and mere moments later, the Diversionary Tactician is no longer there, replaced by a red and blue stock car, engine revving.

 

Car Carrier <Ultra Magnus> having made his way down the off ramp quickly transforms to make his way through the city easier. Rifle in hand he clambers over the burnt out remains of a car that wasn't quick enough to avoid the stomping foot of the gestalt warrior. Shaking his head as Devastator bellows out a cry of some sort. "He really was the first off the production line wasn't he? Six of the sharpest minds on cybertron mushed into 'GGGAAHHH DIE!'. That's progress for you." Noticing a few people still trying to escape the area he flips the wrecked car tossing it out of the way to make a clear path down the road. For the moment he holds his fire, allowing smokescreen to do what he does best.

 

With a small motion the back trailer seperates from the front rig and begins transforming. Rolling forward a few more yards the rig lifts up and transforms on its own as the trailer section wraps around it protectively.

 

Bumblebee grunts, seeing Smokescreen. Good. Grinning he...rolls aside, dodgeing a perticularly nasty foot-stomp. "Watch where you're stepping, you green git!" Taunting aside, Bee tosses the hose to Smokescreen's compitent hands, and takes some more, transforming and buzzing around devistator, trying to get the hosery around its legs...

 

Hopping into the air, Bumblebee shifts into a compact Volkswagon.

 

'Not working. Not working' is all DepthCharge can think. He is making himself a prime candidate for causing Gestalt rage and yet nothing. Come on. There has to be some button he is able to push. Maybe he should just spray fire resistant foam at the ugly green giant? Wait, looks like 'bee might be doing that. So DepthCharge just tries a somewhat more 'in your face' approach. He says the Devy, as he watches 'bee almost get squished, "Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?" and draws power towards his arm mounted 'electro-booster'. Time to give Devastator a bit of a string with . . . the Awesome.. the Twinky.. the Fearful.. DC-Taser! Concentrating, DC sends a blast of taser like proportions towards the gestalt. Fear!

 

DepthCharge strikes you with DC-Taser for 1 points of damage.

 

Sheng digs her talons into Devastator's back, bracing her feet against the armor. After the massive robot stops flailing around, she looks up and considers how far up she has to climb, then frowns. Reaching up, she slams her talons into the armor above her, then begins the slow, careful process of climbing up the wall of living, moving metal, doing her best not to be thrown off. oO(Alright, I'm up here, now what... Well, I can see if I can hack through his armor enough that I can create a hole in his armor and then...) Sheng pauses and looks back down towards the ground. oO(I probably should have tried to get a bomb or some other useful item that could do a large amount of damage before I pulled that stunt... Oh well, first let's see if I can actually do any damage up here...)

 

Bracing herself with her feet and one hand, the femme slams her talons as deep into Devastator's armor as she can, then rakes down. oO(Let's see how you like it when you've got an itch you can't scratch.)

 

Sheng strikes you with let us see what you are made of for 1 points of damage.

 

Tanker Truck <Colossus> turns away from the group of Autobots gathered infront of the jolly green giant. He heads away from the battle, more interested in the path of devastation left in the robots wake. Trying not to be seen or be a part of the giant's wrath, Colossus heads over to a smashed building where there are many fires erupting forth from it. Several of the human fire trucks are on scene already, but they are having a hard pressed time in putting out the fires. "Hang on, help is on the way." Colossus calls out to them. As he arrives he stays in his truck mode and directs some humans to the hoses on the right side of his tanker. "Those contain chemicals that will help smother the fires.. use them." he says. Being a tanker truck, and usually carrying a mix of all sorts of dangerous liquids at times he has to be ready in the eventuallity if he looses those chemicals or fuel.

 

Super Valkyrie VF-1S [Jetfire] lets out an audible groan, finding Devastator doing all sorts of colourful things, as he finally enters within visual range of where the latest battleground of the Cybertronian civil war is taking place, "Looks like this is going to be another one big mess for the Protectobots when this is all over." The massive aerospace fighter suddenly explodes with monstrous speed towards Devastator as its afterburners engages, leaving a gaseous trail of fumes behind him. From the way Jetfire is accelerating towards the Decepticon behemoth, it almost seems as if the Autobot Air Guardian intends to ram at the belly of the beast regardless of the consequences. Fortunately looks can be deceiving. Jetfire quickly drops down in altitude a few meters away from Devastator, sweeping down towards one of to the smaller falling buildings and transforms right underneath it. The two story high building collapses into a rubble as it crashes into the giant Autobot's back, causing a slight gust of dust to be kicked up. So why the Jetfire do such a seemingly retarded thing? It's probably because that underneath Jetfire's crouched posture are two human couples who couldn't get away in time when the building behind them started to fall.

 

Slowing rapidly the lower jet thrusters swing down and forward firing a quick burst to halt all forward motion. Hovering for but a moment the rest of the fighter transforms until Jetfire stands before you ready for action.

 

Devastator barely even seems to notice that Bumblebee managed to evade being kicked. The Constructicon Supreme lets out a not-so-contented growl and looks around slowly, somehow not spotting the little yellow bug. The dim-witted Constructicon stands still for a moment, thinking to himself, himself, himself, himself, himself, and himself. The six Decepticons all argue mentally about what's to be done, even as Devastator keeps a vague eye on what Smokescreen is doing. Finally, Devastator looks up even as Ultra Magnus arrives, but ignores the big suck loser. Devastator had a mission to take care of... now... if only he could remember what it was. His distraction means that DepthCharge shoots the jolly green giant, but the beast doesn't even move. Not even from the mighty DC Taser!

        Devastator lowers his Bonecrusher (available for apps!) arm and rips off the ceiling of the building he was smashing before, tossing the debris to the ground far below. With his Scavenger (available for apps!) hand, Devastator reaches into the building and feels around like a kid trying to get the very best cookie in the jar. This complicated thing is tough for him, and he moves very slowly. Finally, he pulls out his prize - a crate of delicate microchips and hardware. Devastator puts the crate inside of Mixmaster's drum for safe keeping, not even noticing Bee down there. As Sheng starts ripping into him, Devastator roars in annoyance even though precious damage is done and tries to turn around to face the golden mech even though Sheng is /on/ Devastator. And so, like a puppy trying to chase its own tail, Devastator is doomed to fail. Twirling around, trying to face Sheng, the green giant gets caught in Bumblebee's insidious hose-related trap, teeters... tooters... and WHAMMO, falls down flat on his face. <no attack... unless you count beating the crap out of the pavement with our face

 

Devastator then lands on his aft (Long Haul, Available for apps!)

 

Little Yellow Volkswagon<BUMBLEBEE> blinks. Even as a car, he defies physics, and blinks. "He's...down. He's down. HE'S DOWN!" The Mighty Bee drives a quick victory lap around Devestator, chanting "He's down, he's down, he he he's down!" over and over again. Yes. Suffer. (No attack. Just glee*)

 

Ultra Magnus knew he had made the right choice letting Bumblebee and Smokescreen complete their plan before taking action himself. Now that the massive gestalt has been brought to ground things may start going the Autobots way. Hoping the others can keep him down he assists with the evacuations. Hearing faint cries and spotting a few waving hands from a basement he lowers his shoulder and slams into the collapsed upper floor clearing it out of the way enough for him to punch a fist into the floor to retrieve the trapped family. Placing them safely on the ground he points and sends them on their way towards the recently arrived rescue teams.

 

DepthCharge spies the Constructicons fall. Fall like a giant green beanstalk. Or a giant that was on said beanstalk. And now, shouldn't all the Autobots live happily ever after? If it was a fairy tale, maybe. DC would be come rich with golden eggs. But, alas, this is not a fairy tale. Devastator is down, but he isn't out. If only there was some way to keep him down. No ideas come to DepthCharge. Well, one does. Collapse the building onto Devastator. But since that would kill HUNDREDS of people, the Aquabot decides against it. Instead he just soars on the big giant, waiting for when he attempts to get up again.

 

As the layers of dust clouds begins to settle back onto the ground the massive form of Jetfire can be seen, now bent over with his arms outstretched and back high up, over the two humans, "Oooh, I didn't think it'd hurt that much..." The humans below Jetfire stares up at the massive Cybertronian above, shaken and unable to fully absorb the situation yet.

 

        Soon the great Decepticon behemoth falls to the floor, somehow Jetfire's comrades has managed to grant them the window of opportunity to escape and the Air Guardian intends to use it wisely. Jetfire rises up onto his knees and points his large hands towards the northern part of the city, "Go, quickly! We'll handle the situation here." The Autobot scientist doesn't know if the couple understands that he's a friend, but a slight sense of relief is felt by the large Autobot as he watches the couple flee away towards the direction he had told them to.

 

Tanker Truck <Colossus> hears the yells and screams of the humans at seeing the huge valkyrie jet descending quickly from the sky. The fires of the current building just about out Colossus transforms and looks up at Jetfire. "What are you up to now?" he says to himself. But then he hears the screams coming from the building that the super jet whose trajectory is lining him for. He starts running for the building just as the building collapses on top of Jets. "Hold on Jetfire, I'll get you out." The scene transpiring so quickly, that by the time Colossus gets to the building Jets is already emerging with his safe rescuees. "Good job, Jetfire." he says. "You want to continue in this area, and I'll go back to helping with the fires and the other destroyed buildings..?"

 

And so, Devastator is felled- the crash even goes so far as to propel Smokescreen a few feet up into the air before he comes down upon the asphalt. Hard. "He's down, but not out, Bumblebee!" Smokescreen warns, circling around the opposite way. Shedding the hose, Smokescreen goes for his namesake, portals opening along his rear bumper, as to issue forth a billowing cloud of noxious black gas, enshrouding the Gestalt!

 

You are temporarily incapacitated by Smokescreen's Screen of Smoke attack.

 

Down but not out, the Jolly Green Giant pulls his torso from the ground with his arms. The Devastator-sized imprint in the highway is evident. The six minds that form the brute are completely unaware of the rescue efforts of the other Autobots, as they focus on the annoying minibot who outsmarted them all... the gloating volkswagon in front of him. "PUNY AUTOBOTS WANT TO /PLAY/ WITH DEVASTATOR?!" The behemoth bellows, the force of his voice smashing window panes about him. "WANT TO /TOY/ WITH DEVASTATOR! FINE!! DEVASTATOR PLAY!!" And with that the giant beast reaches out suddenly, but not too accurately, in the direction of Bumblebee..

 

And then that DAMN DIVERSIONARY Tactician covers his view. His arm connects with a >THUD< into tarseal and stonechip. "GRAAAAAAAAAH!" Devastator flails his two appable arms about, in a vain attept to get rid of the smoke, and see again.

 

That's Bumblebee 2, Constructions 0. For those keeping count.

 

Ultra Magnus smiles as things are going well with keeping Devastator busy for the time being. Not letting his thoughts linger when there is still work to be done he moves towards one of the buildings that still has people streaming out of it. Knowing that the longer they remain inside the more at risk they are he starts ferrying them down from the upper windows. Two handfulls at a time he reaches up to the floors he can reach, while letting the lower floors use the stairs. Activating his comm link during a brief pause he fires off a transmission to the other Autobots. "Status of the evacuation? How long are we looking at until things are clear?"

 

With a click and a whir, Bumblebee bursts into his robot mode.

 

Just as DepthCharge expected, Devastator makes his move again. And so does DepthCharge. Detaching his trident weapon from his back, the Aquabot decides to see exactly how tough Mixmaster's drum is. After all, the stolen property is in there? Maybe a few good bangs will shake it up or at least spin the drum a bit. Yes, he is pulling at straws. But really. What do you want him to do to a gestalt. Options are pretty limited. And in a worse case scenario, maybe he will have caused Mixmaster a bit of hurt when they demerge. And so, DepthCharge soars on in and swings at the side of Mixy's drum with his trident whilst Devy is blinded thanks to Smokescreen.

 

Jetfire moves his arms behind him wearily and tries to dig his trapped legs from the crumbled building, "Blast... that took more out of me than I had expected." The Autobot scientist looks up and towards Colossus as he is spoken to, "Sounds like a plan, Colossus. Just give me a bit of--" Jetfire lets out a whew as he keeps his upper body from wobbling around, "---time to get back my coordination. Who'd thought stopping something as small as a two story building would knock this much out of me?"

 

DepthCharge strikes you with Trident Slash for 1 points of damage.

 

"Told you, Bumblebee." Smokey quips as he eases around the felled decepticon- only to catch sight of Bumblebee as the little minibot speeds hell-for-leather towards Devastator's head. "You IDIOT!" Smokescreen exclaims skidding to a halt. "You're supposed to SHOOT him at this point! Shoot him!" This said, Smokescreen pops up into his Robot mode and whips up his machine-gun fingers, blazing away to show Bumblebee just what he needs to do.

 

With a changing of parts and that telltale sound, an otherwise Mundane Stock car converts to the Autobot Smokescreen.

 

Bumblebee strikes you with Volkswagon to the FACE! for 1 points of damage.

 

Smokescreen strikes you with Fifty Caliber Fingertips! for 1 points of damage.

 

Hopping into the air, Bumblebee shifts into a compact Volkswagon.

 

Colossus steadies Jetfire in his moment of fatigue. "Easy now.." He lowers Jets to the ground in a cleared spot. "Take a rest, you deserve it after that. I'll head off and see what help I can be to the humans." He casts a look in the direction of the battle. "It's amazing.. you know. We just might be quelling Devastator's rage.. He's having a tough fight against our fellow Autobots. Lets just hope they can hold out."

 

Finallity being able to see again, the green Gestalt looks around, optics blaze with anger as he sees...Bumblebee. "LITTLE YELLOW BUG!" He bellows. "DIE!" Is that his favorite word today? I guess. He pulls himself up to his knees, and stares at Bumblebee. "BUMBLEBEE STING? DEVASTATOR HIT BACK!!" The Gestalt pulls his fist back, and swings.

 

You strike Little Yellow Volkswagon<BUMBLEBEE> with Tin Can. Teehee.

 

Little Yellow Volkswagon<BUMBLEBEE> is smashed but good. His full body blow didn't even /damage/ Dev's optics. Good Primus. He seems little Constructicons dancing around him...heee, they're foony...quickly, he regains himself. Scowling, he Transforms, pulling his two laser pistols out and fireing another volley at Devastator's optics. At the very least, while angry at him, Dev is still /on the ground/, and the Bots have a chance in hell..."Guys? Some /help/!"

 

With a click and a whir, Bumblebee bursts into his robot mode.

 

Bumblebee strikes you with Robin Williams Ain't Got nothin on this. for 1 points of damage.

 

DepthCharge continues darting back and forth, making sure to keep out of range from Devastator's flailing. And since it seems pooooor Bumblebee is the focus of all of Devastator's attention, DepthCharge just keeps on working away at that drum. Sure, he won't be able to penetrate something that can withstand being eaten away by deadly acids, but hey, he is short on ideas. And this is at least more interesting that practicing his trident moves on the training room drone. He gets to actually hurt Mixmaster. Well, kinda. So, swooping back in with his trident extended, the Aquabot gives a good ol' jab towards the drum. Kinda like jousting. Guess DC is the Blue Knight.

 

DepthCharge strikes you with Trident jab for 1 points of damage.

 

Jetfire forces himself onto his foot, "Thanks for the offer, Colossus, but I can't rest just yet." The Autobot Air Guardian points down the battered street of California, "I saw a terran vehicle fleeing away from the other collapsed buildings, I don't know if it managed to get away." Jetfire begins to run down the battered streets, kicking away the occasional debris that gets caught by the tip of his foot, "I still have my doubts about this one, Colossus, but lets try to do our best to clear everyone out while we still have the chance."

 

Ultra Magnus finishes clearing the last few stragglers from the multi-story building and ushers the people towards the medical area being set up outside the city. Not having heard back from anyone yet he makes for the area that Devastator face planted in, expecting the situation to be undercontrol. Seeing the gestalt starting to get back to its feet was not high on the list however. Hoping the rescue is almost complete he pulls his rifle from it's magnetic clamps and charges off towards the others to lend a hand taming the gestalt.

 

"Now you've got the idea!" Smokescreen says to Bee as the Spy Commander bounces to a halt beside him. This done, he whips up his own gun and lets fly a burst of blue electricity, thunderclap echoing over the battlefield *KRA-KOW!*

 Even still, for all its noise, Smokescreen knows his weaponry to be...less than impressive. "Anybody call the Dinobots? Please, tell me, somebody called the Dinobots..."

 

Smokescreen strikes you with Electricity for 8 points of damage.

 

Colossus transforms back into his truck mode and departs off to another section of the city that's under siege. The roar of the abomable giant echoes through the area, as does the crunch of metal on metal. Off to the side he views Bumblebee going flying through the air just having been smacked by Dev's fist. But the resilent 'Bot gets right back up and charges once more. Ahead of him on the street are some humans running away from the battle torn city. They look like a newlywed couple as they are carrying their baby boy. The large tanker truck pulls aside and opens up the side door to the cab commanding, "Quick, get in. Hurry up, this is no place for you to linger. I'll get you out of here quicker." Once all of them get in he continues on down the street towards the city's limits to let them out there - a good safe distance away from the destruction being wrought.

 

DECEPTICONS

 

Devastator takes the time that he has to stand back up so he can better smite those who oppose him. He's only vaguely aware that Bumblebee got smacked hard by his fist, but it brings great satisfaction to his six minds. Now back up on his feet, Devastator stands perfectly still as the six Constructicons review the situation even as Bumblebee shoots him with little in the way of results. Thus far, he has received minimal damage, and is barely scratched. Mixmaster's drum has not been ripped, so the microchips the Constructicon Supreme has stolen still remain. Although, DC is scratching the heck out of Mixmaster's paint... wait... is... is that RED underneath Mixmaster's lime green? As DC keeps chipping, he'll notice that there's another green layer underneath the red. WTF? Devastator takes Smokescreen's shot square on, and it's a tribute to the diversionary tactician's firepower that Devastator actually notices that he's been shot.

        The six Constructicons finally decide that it'd be a good idea to get on with the mission, as these Autobots can't stop him. Devastator snaps the hose around his legs and, with but a few short strides, leaves everyone a good deal behind as he makes his way to another building in the facility. This one is a low hangar-style building, and Bonecrusher smashes down one of the walls with one swoop. Scavenger reaches inside and pulls out a huge number of contents. Dev isn't being picky - he's taking everything! Now, with his right hand full of supplies, Devastator is about to put them into Mixmaster's drum - but wait, someone is there ON the drum! How annoying. Awkwardly, Devastator tries to smack DC away so he can put away his stolen merchandise and get out of here.

 

DepthCharge evades your This one is for FULCRUM! attack

 

AUTOBOTS

 

Bumblebee is...walked past. Damnit. The "blind Devastator" strategy failed. Hmm. What can he do now....wait. Mixmaster's Drum. Heh heh heh. Bee grins, and runs towards Decistator's leg. "Everyone! Concentrate fire at the Mixmaster component, that's where he put the stuff he stole! We can at least keep them from getting what they want!" That said, Bee tries to grab onto a leg...but not the obvious one. No, he's grabbing at...Scrapper. Someone has a plan.

 

Bumblebee succeeds in grasping , throwing Devastator off-balance.

 

"Not good. Not good!" Smokescreen mutters. Sure, Devastator's not attacking him PERSONALLY- but there's still the matter that the Decepticons are wining in the 'Getting the Objective' sense of the term. Damnation!

 However, As Devastator pulls out heaps and heaps of expensive circuitry, Smokescreen gets an idea! As to deny the constructicons at least SOME measure of victory, Smokescreen fires off his shoulder-cannons, not at Devastator himself- but rather at his hand. The rockets explode accordingly, showering the components with circuitry-wrecking magnetic chaff!

 

Ultra Magnus quickly reaches the others just as Devastator starts to move off towards another building. "Well at least you had him contained for awhile. We need to find a way to stop him before he levels this entire facility." He then gets cut short as Bumblebee rushes off and clings to one massive leg of the gestalt super warrior. "Not exactly what I had in mind." Not willing to leave Bee on his own he power up his rifle and takes aim at one of the joints. Maybe he'll get lucky and find a weak spot. Once the shot is away he again acivates the comm-link, "Colossus, Jetfire get a move on with the evacuations. Devastators on the move again."

 

Ultra Magnus strikes you with Plasma Rifle <Low> for 1 points of damage.

 

(This drum is thicker than Devastator) O o . thinks DepthCharge. He isn't having much luck getting through the steel of the drum. He just seems to be.. stripping paint? And then Devastator moves on, to steal MORE stuff. Grr. What's an Aquabot to do. A giant hand comes past to swat him, but fortunately DepthCharge activates his annoying forcefield in time. Unfortunately the impact, though not damaging him due to the shield, sends him flying back onto the road. His forcefield deactivates once he makes impact with the road, but DepthCharge gets right on up again and flies at Devastator. He looks at the components the gestalt holds and says to himself, "Well, if you get away with those they will be lost anyway. So, might as well not worry about destroying them before you can do so." Raising his electro-booster towards the components, DepthCharge fires at about the same time Smokescreen does, sending off a volley of electrical energy at the hand and components.

 

DepthCharge strikes you with Snaking tendrils of electricity for 1 points of damage.

 

Tanker Truck <Colossus> , having deposited the human family on the outskirts of the city, is now arriving back at the heated battle scene. Quick, ain't he? As the large truck draws near he hears both the command of Magnus, and the desperate plea of Bumblebee. He transmits a message primarily to Magnus, but on the Autobot frequency so the others can hear as well. "Magnus, all humans from the area have been evacuated. Only the law enforcement agencies remain to seal off the city." Taking what Bee said into acount, the truck slows to a halt off to the side of the giant robot, and lets loose from his launcher on top of the tanker.

 

Tanker Truck <Colossus> strikes you with Round Mini-Missile for 1 points of damage.

 

Blaster moves towards the city of San Francisco.

 

DECEPTICONS

 

Even Devastator knows that the stolen items in his hands have been rendered useless by Smokescreens efforts. He looks at what he had in his hand in disgust, before flinging it off to a side.. "GRAAAH!" The components hail harmlessly over a few building tops. The Constructicon's ultimate form managed to swat off DepthCharge, but now Bumblebee is trying it.. climbing about Scrapper's girly high-heel of a foot. "PUNY AUTOBOTS IN A HURRY TO BE CRUSHED? COME TO DEVASTATOR! DEVASTATOR WILL CRUSH YOU ALL!!"

 

His left-side Scavenger arm is raised in the air, higher than some of the tallest skyscrapers, before being brought down with the force of six of the strongest the Decepticons have to offer.

 

Devastator connects. But not necessarily Bumblebee. Scrapper is struck hard. Let the bickering commence. "AAAH! Who did THAT?" "Bumblebee was climing, we had to.." "Don't blame /me/ for this, I never get to have any--" "THis is why *I* should lead, the lot of you are.." "..Shut UP! Shut up or I'll pound you all into.." "GAH! You can see the red paint now! I know it! I'm gonna kill those predacons.." "That shows you for such a sub-par paint work.." "You can't say that to me!" "I'm.." "Going..." "To..." "Kill..." You.....!" Devastator clutches his head in agony as all the brothers bicker, before finally dissolving into a pile of green fists and limbs, flailing about on each other.

 

You strike Bumblebee with Tin Can. Teehee.

 

Devastator separates into the individual Constructicons.

 

Hook has arrived.

Scrapper has arrived.

Devastator has left.

 

Scrapper lands in a big mess of lime green and purple bodies. And, being a leg, this means everyone /else/ lands on him. The Constructicon Commander gets a face full of Long Haul's rear end and falls back as more Constructicons continue to land on him. Rolling free, Scrapper curses loudly. "You idiot!" he shouts at Mixmaster, moving to throttle him. "If you weren't carrying the stuff we needed, I'd kick your tailpipe!" The Constructicon is just about to commence the beatdown when he freezes, remembering where he is. The Constructicon looks around at all the big mean Autobots approaching. "Er... lets continue this later..." Scrapper, suddenly in no mood to stick around, lifts up into the air. "Constructicons, RETREAT!"

 

Scrapper begins retreating, leaving himself vulnerable to parting shots from Mixmaster, Hook, Slag, Motormaster, Smokescreen, Tanker Truck <Colossus>, Jetfire, Ultra Magnus, DepthCharge.

 

He's the head, so Hook falls the hardest. "Infernal imbeciles!" he screams loudly, punching Scrapper in the face. Noticing the many Autobots around him, he gulps and mutters some Cybertronian curses. "Constructicons...Retreat! Now!" Following his own advise, he flys away.

 

Hook begins retreating, leaving himself vulnerable to parting shots from Scrapper, Mixmaster, Slag, Motormaster, Smokescreen, Tanker Truck <Colossus>, Jetfire, Ultra Magnus, DepthCharge.

 

Mixmaster carried half the weight Scrapper, and you know it! "Bonecrusher.. so help me, get off me or I will..." He stares as his weight is lifted. Mostly because of his brothers retreating. "You cowards!" he shouts, shaking a fist.. "Come back and...!" And, just like in the cartoons, Mixy turns around, seeing everyone behind him. He lets out an "eep!" before fleeing behind them... "Hey, wait for me!"

 

Mixmaster begins retreating, leaving himself vulnerable to parting shots from Scrapper, Hook, Motormaster, Smokescreen, Tanker Truck <Colossus>, Jetfire, Ultra Magnus, DepthCharge.

 

And there they go...Suddenly, seperated, the Constructicons aren't nearly so much of a problem. Smokey raises his rifle, sighting down at the bickering brothers. "If I recall correctly...this is the part where you guys run away. Isn't it?" And then, they go ahead and do so. Smokescreen fires off a few shots of his own at the retreating Decepticons- yet he doesn't aim to kill, instead opting to just buzz the projectiles RIGHT close to Decepticon paint...added incentive, it would seem.

 This done, Smokey looks back to the other Autobots, grinning widely. "Well, that went surprisingly well...everyone in one piece?"

 

Bumblebee has defeated Devastator! And then...had all SIX Constructicons fall on him! Ow! That sucks! Groaning, The Mighty Bee pulls himself out of the warring Con brothers, grumbleing about "gettin no respect, no respect" and "must kill...all...sentient...life...". AND he gets no parting shot oppertunities! Bastards! Ten bucks says Smokescreen gets the credit, too.

 

Ultra Magnus watches the mighty Devastator go to pieces and land in a jumble of brawling parts. It doesn't take them long to come to their senses and make good their escape. As they fly off Magnus secures his rifle and looks at the devastation left in their wake. "Is everyone alright?"

 

"I'm fine, sir." Smokescreen replies, reaching back to put his rifle back into subspace. "As are the rest of us, by the looks of it. Well, except for Devestator, of course." The Tactician grins- an honest one, for once, instead of his normal charming dispisition: "But you know the Constructicons. They just have this terrible habit of falling apart under stress."

 

Wah-Wah-WAAAAAAH

 

Bumblebee moans, both from his damage-being the only target Dev could /hit/ tonight that was, y'know, moving, and from the joke. "That's it. I'm demoting you to janitor." Bee is functioning, though. "Looks like my plan worked...luckily, the Constructicons live to bicker. Umm," Bumblebee blinks, remembering that he's standing by Brass, "That is, I'm functioning, sir. We, err, did our best."     

 

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Message: 2/49                      Posted        Author

SMASH!                             Sun Jan 11    Mixmaster

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Mixmaster is in the NCC Medical ward. Grinning like a loon. Which is what he is. No red paint. Green paint.

 

"Today. Well. Today was interesting. In an expedition to the vaunted Silicon Valley, my brothers and I plundered the city of everything that we will need, for the Dinocon project. There should be more than enough for the brain, and everything else is being put into inventory. Hook, that can be your job. Maybe your meticulous time-wasting will mean we can actually find something.

 

"As for The valley.. /well./ We formed Devastator, easily getting the parts we required. There Autobots were being irritating with their peashooter weapons, and then they were irritating tripping us up. But never mind. We absolutely TOTALLED the Minibot pest Bumblebee, as well as distracted many of the autofools with damage control. Ha! After we got what we wanted.. we.. errrr..." Mixy's voice states to fade and lose confidence, "dissolved.. of our own free will.. yeah.." and to make up for it, says this really loud, "AND THEN we took off, fine, except for a few scorch marks. Oh, and some scratches. In other reports, MSE is to mix paint in Lime Green and Constructicon Purple, in ten astrogallon batches. We seem to be going through enough of it. Mixmaster out."

 

Mixy pushes the button shutting the report off, and turns away, but not before the report shuts off. There is a large scratch on his beautiful purple drum.. the Predacon red showing up underneath. Die, Headstrong.

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Message: 3/14                      Posted        Author

Mean and Green                     Sun Jan 11    Ultra Magnus

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*The screens flares to life before Ultra Magnus appears.*

 

Once again the Decepticons have struck seeking to gather something other than energon. As of yet we are not clear what was taken, but that is not the reason for this transmission. Instead I would like to talk about the heroic efforts of those Autobots that stayed on hand to deal with the destructive rampaging of Devastator. Through the valiant efforts of Bumblebee, DepthCharge, Sheng and Smokescreen he was forced back and was prevented from gathering all the materials they had come to claim. Additionally the rescue efforts of both Colossus and Jetfire saved many lives of those trapped in the area. You all did an exceptional job people you should be proud of yourselves.

 

*Screen flickers and fades to black.*

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