Joe's Quotes & Conversations
You'll be sitting in Cub waiting for friends when suddenly you'll be surrouned by Ninjas.
The Pink one will talk to you and demand you hand over your Fruit Loops.
While pondering how to escape you will remeber the one thing no ninja can resist.........
Disco Music
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(Some pointless combo about nudity and card games)
Andy: "OK...compared to all the girls you get naked, Dan."
Dan: "Hey."
Andy: "And NO, Lunchbox does not count as a girl!"
Darren: "Aww man."
Joe: "Unless he's wearing a wig. Then he does!"
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TV Commercial: "What's a hobgoblin?"
TV Commercial: "A very angry gnome."
Joe: "Brian's a hobgoblin!"
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(Brian repetedly does the same move on Joe in Wrestlemania 2000 on N64)
Joe: "I know it's hard for you, but you can stop being gay ANY time now!"
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Darren: (to Andy) "You're full of shit."
Andy: (to Darren) "You're full of shit."
Joe: "I'm full of mostly bubblegum."
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Darren: (to Andy) "I'm sure she'd appreciate you defending her."
Joe: "You're like her big sister!"
((The hardest we have ever heard Joe laugh))
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Darren: "Joe, are you gonna still be single on Nov. 10th?"
Joe: "Of what year?!"
Darren: "This year..."
Joe: "OH HELL YES!"
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Mom: "I don't steal things, Joe."
Joe: "Well can you borrow it without the intent to ever return it?"
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Darren: "Joe's hyper. He's had too much 'Tang' tonite."
Joe: "Taaaaaaaang!"
Andy: "Oh My..."
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"A DEVISTATING move!"
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"How you boys doin?"
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Coach: "Cadwallader, I swear to GOD, you have to be a TOTAL F**KING RETARD!"
Joe: "Thanks for the vote of confidence, coach! That's just what I needed!
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"BANDOOOS!"
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(Coach drops the ball after yelling at the receivers for dropping the ball)
Joe: "Catch the damn ball coach!"
Joe's Classifications of Friends and Others
Pyramid of People
Bastard
Deadbeat
Crackwhore
Andy = Deadbeat (AKA. Rhino)
Brian = Crackwhore (AKA. Hobgoblin)
Dan = Deadbeat (AKA. Cobol)
Darren = Bastard (AKA. n/a TBA)
Derick = Bastard (AKA. Franz)
Joe = "I am better than all of you!" (AKA. Jo-Jo B. Ware)
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