Thoughts2

1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
3. A day without sunshine, is like, well, night.
4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
8. Seen it all, done all of it, can't remember most of it.
9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those that live by the gun.
10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
11. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
12. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you.
13. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
14. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
15. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it is?
16. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
17. It's hard to understand how a cemetary raised it's burial cost and then blamed it on the cost of living.
18. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
19. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probablility you'll get it wrong.
20. It is said if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone will be dumb enough to try to pass them.
21. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
22. Last survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population in the world.
23. Things that come to those who wait are what was left behind by those that got there first.
24. A fine is a tax for doing wrong, a tax is a fine for doing well.
25. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
26. Everybody lies but it doesn't matter since no one listens.
27. I wished the buck stopped here, because I could use a few.
28. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
29. Light travels faster than sound. That is why people appear bright until you hear them speak.