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| Some random thoughts to get you through the day :) |
| If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? |
| Do jellyfish get gas from jelly beans? |
| If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? |
| If peanut butter cookies are made of peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made of? |
| Does killing time damage eternity? |
| How do you get off a nonstop flight? |
| If space is a vaccum then who changes the bags? |
| Why is it that when your driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio? |
| Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? |
| Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? |
| How do you write 0 in Roman numerals? |
| If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do? |
| Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child? |
| Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? |
| Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" when we are already there? |
| Why is the third hand on a watch always called the second hand? |
| How many weeks are there in a light year? |
| Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"? |
| If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? |
| Daylight savings time- what are they saving and where do they keep it? |
| Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? |
| If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? |
| If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of? |
| Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? |
| If athletes get athletes foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? |
| Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? |
| Why is it that nightfalls but day breaks? |
| Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? |
| Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID, he just whipped out a quarter? |
| Does that screwdriver belong to Philip? |
| If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? |
| Do pilots take crash courses? |
| If Barbi's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? |
| If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would we still pet them? |
| If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? |
| Are part time band leaders semiconductors? |
| How come wrong numbers are never busy? |
| How can there be "self help" groups? |
| Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot? |
| Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? |
| Why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways? |
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