Welcome to the official site of the one and only D-man... Here you will find nothing you desire... so you might just not waste your time... unless you know me... then this place will suddenly make sense and you will feel the sensation of knowing you were right: I do have too much time on my hands... I never reveal my identity on the internet... and especially yahoo messenger... because one time my friend's brother's sister's father's brother's nephew's aunt's dog's petsitter's boyfriend's police officer told him about this person who was kidnapped because he put his name on a site... But those who don't know me may know my internet alias Doogie Trouser... I use that name annually... well I feel as if I have to stop this page for the line of despair and destruction is getting closer by each line I write just keeps getting closer and closer and it's scaring me because I am afraid of that green line down there... Yes that one... right under here... uh oh I have just
------------------------------------------------- hit the line!!! Go to the next page. |