Hear ye, Hear ye.  This is Cliff's site, and before ye would venture in, be aware that perceptions of reality are often flexible when the work of a Master Hatter is involved.

Should ye be of a dull or placid nature, turning back is highly recommended.

If thou wishes to ignore these postscriptions, then no one will bother to try to help thee out when thou starts screaming of wild rabid ferrets chomping at thine nose.

To keep going into the looney's Den.