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aX§sf¸änbpÅXpw, BkzmZIchpw at\mlchpamb ^enXw ]dbpóhs\ ]pIgv¯Ww. adn¨v AXv ckIcañ F¦nð Ahs\ Bt£]n¡bpw Ifnbm¡pIbpw sN¿Ww. CXv cïnð \nópw F´psNbvXmepw AXns\Xnsc \S]SnsbSp¡mw Fó Bibw Xsó at\mlcambncn¡póp.; dhm³ BävIn³k³ (anÌÀ _o³)

CâÀs\äv ^enX§Ä

sblqZ\mb kapdmbn

Hcn¡ð hfsc {]KÛ\mb Hcp N{IhÀ¯n P¸m\nð Pohn¨ncpóp. X\n¡v ]pXnb Hcp tk\m\mbIsâ Bhiyapïmbt¸mÄ, Adnbs¸Spó cmPy§fnseñmw hnfw_cw sN¿n¨p.

Hcp hÀjw Ignªp. aqóp t]À am{Xw At]£n¨p. Hcp P¸m³ kapdmbn, Hcp ssN\m¡mc³ kapdmbn, Hcp sblqZ\mb kapdmbn.

N{IhÀ¯n BZyw P¸m³ kapdmbntbmSv Xsâ IgnhpIÄ {]ZÀin¸n¡m³ Bhiys¸«p. P¸m³ kapdmbn Hcp Xos¸«n Xpdóv Hcp hïns\ ]pdt¯¡v hn«p. s]«óv Xsâ hmÄ hmbphnð hoin. "hqjv....' hïv cïp `mKambn Xmtgbv¡v hoWp.

N{IhÀ¯n AXnibn¨p. ""AXnibIcw!''

N{IhÀ¯n CtX kmaÀ°yw ssN\m¡mc³ kapdmbntbmSpw {]ZÀin¸n¡m³ Bhiys¸«p. ssN\m¡mc³ kapdmbn Hcp Xos¸«n Xpdóv Hcp hïns\ ]pdt¯¡v hn«p. s]«óv Xsâ hmÄ hmbphnð hoin. "hqjv....hqjv....hqjv....' hïv aqóp `mKambn Xmtgbv¡v hoWp.

N{IhÀ¯n AXnibn¨p. ""AXnibIcw!''

]nóoSv N{IhÀ¯n sblqZ\mb kapdmbntbmSv Xsâ kmaÀ°yw ImWn¡m³ Bhiys¸«p. sblqZ³ kapdmbn Hcp Xos¸«n Xpdóv Hcp hïns\ ]pdt¯¡v hn«p. s]«óv Xsâ hmÄ hmbphnð hoin. "hqjv....' ..!!! hïv Xmtg¡p hoWpanñ, N¯Xpanñ, AhnsS ]dóp \S¡pIbmbncpóp.

AkwXr]vXntbmsSsb¦nepw N{IhÀ¯n ]dªp ""hfsc \ñXp Xsó, ]s£ F´psImïv hïv N¯nñ?''

sblqZ³ kapdmbn Nncn¨p sImïp ]dªp ""]cntÑZ\ FóXnsâ AÀ°w sImñpI Fóñ""!!

{]mbm[nIy¯mð acn¡mdmbn InS¡pIbmbncpó Hcp ]ptcmlnX³ Hcp ktµiw sImSp¯v Xsâ I]ymscbpw {SÌnsbbpw hnfn¸n¨p. AhÀ hót¸mÄ s]«óv ]ptcmlnX³ InSó apdnbnte¡v sImïpt]mbn. ]ptcmlnX³ Xsâ Ccp hi§fnepw Ccn¡m\mbn Ahsc BwKyw ImWn¨p. ]ptcmlnX³ AhcpsS ssI¿nð arZphmbn ]nSn¨Xn\p tijw Hcp s\SphoÀ¸n«v apIfnð D¯c¯nte¡v t\m¡n kt´mjhm\mbn InSóp. Ipsdt\cambn Bcpw Hópw ]dªnñ. ]ptcmlnXsâ Ahkm\ \nanj§fnð aämscbpw hnfn¡msX Ahsc am{Xw hnfn¨Xnð I]ymcpw {SÌnbpw cïpt]cpw hfsc kt´mjn¨p. ]ptcmlnX³ hnImcnbmbncpót¸mÄ Ahsc CjvSs¸«Xmbn Hcn¡epw FSp¯p ]dªn«nñmbncpóXn\mð Cu kw`hw Ahsc AXnib¸n¨p.

Ahkm\w I]ymÀ tNmZn¨p. ""A¨m, F´n\mWv R§sf cïpt]scbpw hnfn¸n¨Xv?''

Xsâ Fñm iànbpsaSp¯v ]ptcmlnX³ ]dªp ""tbip{InkvXp cïp IÅòmcpsS \Sphnð InSómWv acn¨Xv. Rm\pw A§s\Xsó sN¿Wsaóv B{Kln¡póp''

cïp kv{XoIÄ Hcp "ssl skmsskän' ]mÀ«nbnðsh¨v AhcpsS ]n³KmanIsf¡pdn¨v kwkmcn¡bmbncpóp.

Hcp kv{Xo; ""R§fpsS Xeapd R§Ä Iv\m\mbn tXmamhsc IsïSp¯ncn¡póp. \n§fptStXm?''

asä kv{Xo; ""F\n¡dnbnñ; R§fpsS tcJIsfñmw t\mlbpsS {]fb¯nð \in¨p t]mbn''

sNdp¸¡mc\mb Hcp ]ptcmlnX³ ip{iqj Ignªv {]kwKn¡m³ Ft¸mgpw _p²nap«mdpïmbncpóp. HcpZnhkw _nj¸nsâ klmbw tXSmsaóp IcpXn.. _p²nam\mb _nj¸v ]dªp;

""BfpIfpsS {i² ]nSn¨p]äm³ \mw Fñmbvt¸mgpw hfsc ckIchpw BImwj]chpamb Fs´¦nepw ]dbWw. DZmlcWambn, Cóse sshIn«v F\n¡v hfsc \ñsbmcp kv{XobpsS ]cnNcW¯nð Igntbïn hóp.'' CXv AhcpsS {i² ]nSn¡pw. kv{XobpsS ]cnNcWs¯¸än Ipsd¡qSn hnhcn¨p ]dªXn\p tijw Ahkm\w B kv{Xo Xsâ A½bmbncpóp Fóp ]dbWw. CXv IpSpw_ PohX¯nsâ aqey§Ä ImWn¡pw ip{iqjIÄ¡v CXv hfsc \ñ hnjbhpamWv.''

sNdp¸¡mc\mb ]«¡mc³ Cu D]tZiw kzoIcn¨p. ASp¯ RmbdmgvN {]kwK¯nsâ kabambt¸mÄ, ]dªp; ""Cóse cm{Xn Rm³ Hcp kv{XobpsS Ic§fnembncpóp. '' s]«óv Xsâ {]kwKw XmevImenIambn Hóp \nÀ¯n. Fñmhcpw \ni_vZcmbn, hfsc {i²n¨p Ccnóp. A{i²tbm, kwkmctam bmsXmópw Cñ. ]s£ ]«¡mc³ XpSÀópÅ hm¡pIÄ adóp t]mbn. AXn\mð B kv{XobpsS ]cnNcWs¯¸änbpw F§s\bmWv ]«¡mc³ hnImcnX\mIpIbpw sNbvXXv FóXv Bhiy¯nð IqSpXð hnhcn¡pIbpw B hnhcWw F§s\ Ahkm\n¸n¡Wsaóv AdnbmsX CSdphm\pw XpS§n. Ahkm\w F§s\tbm AXnð \nópw c£s]«p. ]nóoSv Xsâ D]kwlmc¯nð ]dªp ""icn, B kv{Xo Bcmbncpómepw Rm³ t]cv HmÀ¡pónñmbncn¡mw, ]s£ _nj¸nsâ ip]mÀibnð hóXmbncpóp''

aqóp hnImcnamÀ kwkmcn¡bmbncpóp;

Hóma³; ""NqSpImeamImdbt¸mÄ apXð R§fpsS ]Ånbnð hmhensâ ieyw kln¡m³ h¿mXmbn. Fs´ñmw sNbvXmepw AXp t]mInñ. i_vZw, kv]vtd, ]q¨ Fómð Hón\pw AXns\ HmSn¡m³ Ignbpónñ''

cïmas¯ hnImcn; ""F\n¡pw. \qdpIW¡n\p hmhepIÄ Fsóbpw ieyw sN¿póp. Hcn¡ð R§Ä AhnSw ]pIbv¡pIbpw sNbvXp. bmsXmcp ^ehpanñ''

aqómas¯ hnImcn ""F\n¡v ieyapïmbncpóp. Rm³ AXns\sbñmw amtamZokm ap¡n. Ct¸mÄ Hsc®hpw ]Ånbnð Xncnªp t\m¡mdnñ!''

]ptcmlnX\pw Irjn¡mc\pw

Hcp Irjn¡mc³ ]Ånbnð sNóp. tZhmeb¯nð ISót¸mÄ AhnsS ]ptcmlnXs\ AñmsX aämscbpw Iïnñ. Ipd¨p kab¯n\p tijw aäpÅhÀ¡p thïn Xm³ Im¯ncn¡tWm AtXm ip{iqj XpS§sWm Fóv ]ptcmlnX³ tNmZn¨p.

Irjnx ""Rm³ henb _p²nimentbm anSp¡t\m Añ, Fómð Rm³ Xoän sImSp¡m³ t]mIpt¼mÄ IópImenIfnð Hóp am{Xsa hópÅq F¦nepw Rm³ AXn\p AXnsâ ]¦v sImSp¡pw''

AÀ°w a\Êne¡nb A¨³ ip{iqj Bcw`n¨p. Hcp aWn¡qÀ Ignªp. cïv aWn¡qÀ Ignªp; cïc aWn¡qÀ Ignªt¸mÄ ]ptcmlnX³ ip{iqj \nÀ¯n. Irjn¡mcsâ kao]w sNóv Xsâ ip{iqj F§s\bmbncpóp Fóv tNmZn¨p.

Irjnx ""Rm³ henb _p²nimentbm anSp¡t\m Añ, Fómð Rm³ Xoän sImSp¡m³ t]mIpt¼mÄ IópImenIfnð Hóp am{Xsa hópÅq F¦nð Rm³ apgph³ Xoänbpw AXn\p am{Xambn sImSp¡nñ''

_p²nbnñm¯ Infntbm?

Hcn¡ð Hcp IÅ³ kmlNcyw t\m¡n Abð]¡¯pIqSn Npän \S¡pI Bbncpóp. Hcp hoSnsâ ap³hi¯v Hcp temdnbnð \nópw sSenhnj³, Ìocntbm, XpS§nb hne ]nSn¸pÅ km[\§Ä Cd¡póXv {i²n¨p. Aóv cm{Xnbnð Ah³ hoSnsâ ]n³`mK¯v sNóp. agbpw, Iqcncp«pw Xsâ Bhiyw \ndthäm³ X¡Xmbncpóp.

BZyw apónð sNóv s_ð ASn¨t¸mÄ Bscbpw ImWmXncpóXn\mð, ]n³`mK¯v sNóv ASp¡fbpsS Xmgv Xñn¯pdóv AI¯v {]thin¨p. X\n¡v Bhiyambncpó km[\§Ä tXSn Hmtcm apdnIfnð Ibdnbnd§n.

""Rm³ \nsó ImWpóp; ]t{Xmkpw \nsó ImWpóp'' Iqcncp«nð s]«óv Hcp kzcw Xsâ ]nónð \nópw tI«p. Hcp an\n«v t\ct¯¡v IÅ³ kvXw`n¨v \nóp t]mbn.

i_vZw tI« Øet¯¡v tSmÀ¨v sXfn¨v t\m¡nbt¸mÄ AhnsS Iq«nð AS¨ Hcp X¯sb AñmsX asämóns\bpw Iïnñ.

""Rm³ \nsó ImWpóp; ]t{Xmkpw \nsó ImWpóp'' aï³ X¯! Ifnbm¡n Nncn¨ IÅ³ Xncnªt¸mÄ tSmÀ¨nsâ civanIÄ IqSnsâ ASp¯v Ccpó hfsc {IqcX tXmón¡pó Hcp henb tUm_Àam³ \mbpsS tað ]Xn¨p.

""]nSn¡Sm ]t{Xmsk Ahs\'' s]«óv X¯ ]dªp.

tbm\mbpsS IY

Hcp k¬tU ¢mknð tbm\mbpsS IY ]Tn¸n¡pt¼mÄ Hcp Ip«n So¨tdmSv XnanwKes¯¡pdn¨v tNmZn¨p;

XnanwKew hfsc henb P´psh¦nepw AXnsâ sXmï hfsc sNdpXmWv. AXn\mð imkv{X]cambn Hcp a\pjys\ hngp§póXv Akm²yamWv.

Ip«n; ]nsó F§s\bmWv tbm\msb XnanwKew hngp§nbXv?

hoïpw So¨À Ipd¨pIqSn hyàambn ]dªp a\Ênem¡m³ {ian¨p. Fómð AXv CjvSs¸SmsX Ip«n ]dªp; ""Rm³ kzÀ¤¯nð t]mIpt¼mÄ tbm\mtbmSv tNmZnt¨mfmw''

So¨À; tbm\m \cI¯nte¡mWv t]mbsX¦ntem?

Ip«n; F¦nð, So¨À tNmZnt¨mfp

shÅ¯n\p apIfnð \S¡pI

Hcp dm_nbpw, Hcp ]ptcmlnX\pw Hcp ]mÌdpw IqSn ao³ ]nSn¡phm³ t_m«p bm{X sN¿pIbmbncpóp. s]«óv ]ptcmlnX\v aq{Xi¦bmð Icbv¡p t]mIWsaóv a\Ênembn. Fómð aäpÅhsc _p²nap«nt¡ï Fóv IcpXn, t_m«nð \nónd§n shÅ¯n\p aosX \Sóv Icbv¡p t]mbn Fñmw IgnªXn\p tijw Xncn¨pw AXpt]mse hóp.

Ipsd Ignªt¸mÄ ]mÌdpw CXp Xsó sNbvXp. shÅ¯n\p aosX \Sóv Icbv¡p t]mbn Fñmw IgnªXn\p tijw Xncn¨pw AXpt]mse hóp.

Ipsd Ignªt¸mÄ dm_nbv¡pw Icbv¡p t]mIWsaóp tXmón. Fómð aosX \S¡póXn\p ]Icw henb i_vZt¯msS shÅ¯nð hogpIbpw henb ko³ Dïm¡pIbpw sNbvXp. ]ptcmlnX\pw ]mÌdpw IqSn Hcp hn[¯nð dm_nsb ]nSn¨v hÅ¯nð Ibän InS¯n. s]«óv ]ptcmlnX³ ]mÌtdmSv ]dªp; ""IjvSw, ]md¡ñpIÄ FhnsSsbóv \ap¡v ]dtbïXmbncpóp''

aqóp Ip«nIÄ

aqóp Ip«nIÄ AhcpsS ]nXmhns\¡pdn¨v NÀ¨ sN¿pIbmbncpóp.

BZys¯ Ip«n; Fsâ AÑ³ Hcp t]¸dnð Ft´m Ip¯n¡pdn¨n«v AXn\v IhnX Fóv ]dbpt¼mÄ, AhÀ cïmbncw cq]m sImSp¡póp.

cïma³; Fómð Fsâ AÑ³ Ft´m Hcp t]¸dnð Ip¯n¡pdn¨n«v AXn\v Km\w Fóv ]dbpt¼mÄ AhÀ aqhmbncw cq]m sImSp¡póp.

aqóma³; CsX´ncn¡póp, Fsâ AÑ³ Ft´m Hcp t]¸dnð Ip¯n¡pdn¨n«v AXn\v {ip{iqj Fóp hnfn¡bpw F«pt]cpsS klmb¯mð Imiv tiJcn¡bpw sN¿póp.

ASp¯ t]Pv

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