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GODDS ARE THEIR TITLES ONLY! THOU SHALL NOT PRACTICE WHITE MAGIC! GOOD AND SINLESS CHRISTIANS WASTE NOT YOUR TIME ON PEOPLES WHOM ALREADY HAVE FAITHS, FORE HEAVEN SHALL BE UPON THE POOR WITHOUT FAITHS WHOM ARE YOUR RESPONSIBILITY ONLY, THEREOF. AMEN!
(TO: SIR RICHARD, NICK SCARFO, MARK AND PAUL VINCENT WITH LOVE, PLEASE MARRY ME AND WE SHALL RULE CYBERSPACE TOGETHER AS KING AND QUEEN, ONE DOUBLE HINDUE ALL OF MY LIFE, (I CHANT BACKWARDS IN BUDDIST) UNION NEW AGNOSTIC STYLE WHEREBY I CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE HUSBAND. WE MAY HAVE CONCUBINES! I LOVE STERLING SILVER AND WEAR A SIZE 6 RING) I WANT TO BARE AT LEAST 50 SONS ONLY, NATURALLY! MY EX-GROWN DAUGHTER IS AN AFRO-AMERICAN ONLY! I WILL NEVER BE A NIGROE--I WAS BORN COLOURED AS A DARK BLACKFOOT! I AM PART DARK MEXICAN/CUBAN AND NOT PART BLACK AND AM INSULTED TO BE CALLED AFRICAN ANYTHING BUT ZULU/EGYPTIAN! I AM 48-YEARS-OLD AND I DON'T DATE BLACK MEN ANY MORE AND I HAVE NEVER DATED FEMALE CREATURES! I DON'T SEE FEMALE CREATURES AS SEXY AND AM NOT ATTRACTED TO THEM SEXUALLY FLIES MAKE BETTER DATES! MY HIPS ARE A 36 AND MY HOOTERS ARE A 38-D AND I AM A BURNISH BRONZE IN COLOR NOT BROWN, MY FLESH IS REDDISH. I HAVE SHORT TIGHT CURLY HAIR THAT IS SALT AND PEPPER AND A SHOULDER LENGTH BLONDE TIP TAIL, 5'6" IN HEIGHT. I WAS IN THE MISS EBONY PENNSYLVANIA BEAUTY PADGETS IN 1975 AND 1976, AND MODELED FREELANCE WITH MY OWN DESIGNS FOR $50.00 PER HOUR FOR YEARS.

After the parting of the sea, the remaining Egyptian armies were spooked. They gathered their families and friends and left Egypt. They traveled up from Africa into the Middle East and settle in provinces cover the entire are up to India. During the travel they meet other tribes people who were already inhabited cities, thereof. They were accepted and bought land because they brought their wealth from Egypt. The cities were divided in sections according to skin complexions. Some of the Egypt house mated with the lighter people, which curse their children’s complexions. They were Deities bringing new beasts. The beasts were the family pets. They were all herbivores. They became carnivorous when they mangled with the different creators in their new environment because they could not eat the new vegetation. Noah settled in Africa while his children journeyed up into Egypt. The Egyptians thought that they were Deities. Hebrew Judaism was introduced to the Continent of Africa who all ready had their Deities Nature and Pagan gods. They thought that the new comers were gods of the beasts. The Hebrew Jews were accepted as Pharaohs accepted as equal, which backfired when they tried to take over. The First Hostile Takeover of land. “The land resurfaced all over the world and the Continent of the Middle East designed their own boats from Noah’s Arc and created the first copyrights laws, and became explorers. They created the Middle East Convention to cover their copyrights, thereof.” The children and their parents were of families were ostracized and relocated in India because they created foreign practices and religions. They stole secrets from the Egyptians, thereof. “Shiva and Kali are Mother Nature in Hindu religion, in its birth, thereof.” The Hindu created reincarnation; they should have been put in mental institutions, thereof. “The Egyptian Jews volunteered the pyramids and Holy structures for favor only. They were immigrants from Noah’s Ark which landed the African Continent which was only land spared from the great flood, thereof. When the Ark landed Noah, his family and his creatures. The original Egyptian African were the darkest races. They thought that Noah the inventor of boats and animals. Please choose and a NON-Christian Religion. - 30 -
Copyrights 2004, Debra L.H. McCall aka Rabbi Debra McCall (E-MAIL AT dlmccall2000@netzero.net with comments I hate telephones because they can be tapped.)
Please pass it on.
I DON'T WANT ANY GODDAMNED MEDICARE! ONE JUDGE FROM MENTAL HEALTH COURT RULED THAT I WAS A PSYCHOPATH. JEFFERSON AND FAIRMOUNT HEALTH SYSTEMS SINCE 1992 HAVE BEEN ILLEGALLY FORCING ME TO TAKE PHYSICAL TESTING THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MENTAL HEALTH (24 PHYSICALS PER YEAR WHEN I AM IN PERFECT HEALTH ALL OF THE TIME!) AND TAKING AWAY MY SMOKE BREAKS IN HOSPITAL PRISONS WHERE THEY GANG RAPED ME WHILE SEDATED. I AWOKE TO SMELLY OOZE! I HAVE NEVER HAD NUTT TESTING BUT GET TREATED FOR ILLNESS THAT I DON'T HAVE--I WILL NEVER TAKE MEDICINE AGAIN WITHOUT BEING FORCED! I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO OR TRUST A STRANGER AGAIN OR ELSE IT MAY BE MY LIFE TAKEN, ESPECIALLY FEMALE RAPTISTS! THEORY: SOCIEITY MADE ME THIS WAY WITH VIOLENCE BECAUSE I WAS NOT BORN A PSYCHOPATHE, JUST ULTIMATELY DIFFERENT. 911 BEAT MY ENTIRE BODY WHILE IN HANDCUFFS UNTIL I WAS UNCONSCIOUS AND GANG RAPED ME, THEREOF! "SUCK ME AGAIN 911 AND DIE IMMORTALLY! THESE WEAPONS ARE FOR YOUR PERMANENT DEPARTURE! BLEACH, MAYPALM, GASOLINE, KEROSENE, AND NITROGLISERENE BOMBS FOR YOUR SUDS FOR BRAINS BUTTUCKS! I HAVE AN UNEXPOSED CLIT WITH TWO BLOODY PERIODS PER MONTH SINCE 1992, DEAMAN IN TRAINING PRACTICING SHOALIN MAJIK TO EARN MY WINGS TO BE THE FIRST BRIDE., MALICE XXX, FROM NEW EGYPT, NEW JERSEY" (c) 1992
29. On 12/17/04, I theorized that the buffoon Livid Freud who a manic depressant died in the loony pen—he created the accursed psychology with his delusions of granger. Depression should be treated with amphetamines and anxiety should be treated with depressants, thereof. He had the Etapus Syndrome/Disorder—why wasn’t he treated for being a pervert/provert with sexual inferiorities, thereof. He was unsure of his own sexuality, thereof.

THOU SHALL NOT SEAL ANYTHING FROM ANYONE AT ANY JUNCTURE OR ELSE IT IS FOLD TIMES FOLD, AMEN!


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911 AND DENISE HERNANDEZ IS HEREBY TERMINATED FROM MY CYBERSPACE, THEREOF. YOU SHALL PAY 95% OF YOUR CYBERSPACE GROSS TAX TO THE U.S.A. IRS FOR FACE MY POLICE THE FCC, THEREOF!
Criminal Law: Racketeering Goof—Delaware Valley and other States have Counties that have public and private sector gambling, thereof. Copr. 2006, Officer Debra McCall
Contract Killings—There is no such thing as a mob hit or hit men. They are private bounty hunters for wanted dead or alive captures by honest business men whom could not obtain security for themselves and loved ones by general legal procedures thereof. The judicial system has too many errors in discovery whereby they do not use RNA and notarized testimonies in criminal settings, thereof. Copr. 2006, Officer Debra McCall
Ex-Security Guard for Wells Fargo, Bonded Bounty ($) Hunter Skynet Productions
I AM AN EARTHLING WITH AN UNEXPOSED CLITORIUS AND NO PREGNACY STRETCH MARKS, ONE OF MANY PEOPLE BORN ON PLANET EARTH, AND TO BE CONSTURED AS A human being (bean curry for brains). WE ENTITIES, WERE CREATED IN HEAVEN WHILE OTHERS WHERE CREATED BY MORTAL DOCTORS AND MADE FROM CHEMICALS. THEY LOVE TO CONSUME CHEMICALS TO SUSTAIN THEIR ARTIFICIAL EXISTENCE AND DESTROY OUR PLANET--US TOO, BECAUSE WE ARE PRODUCTS OF NATURE, THEREOF. (c)
WELCOME TO THE M&G ENTERPRIZE INCORPORATION BUSINESS WEBSITE FOR MEN ONLY!, AND I OWN CYBERSPACE BY COPYRIGHT. This site was created by Debbra L.H. McCall. (YOU OWE ME CYBERSPACE TAX FOR YOUR SPACE IN MY REALM THROUGH THE UNITED STATES IRS.)
I, THE FAIRIE GODMOTHER, DESIGNER, THE WISE OWL SUPPORT THE COCA PLANT, THE KKK, AND NAZIS!
I AM A REPUBLICAN FOR LIFE!
I AM THE RENEGADE EAGLE SOUL, QUEEN OF THE SHE DEVILS M.C. EST. SINCE 1982. I DON'T GET MAD--I GET PAID! ONLY GOD FORGIVES--I DESTROY MY ENEMIES!
ALL WOMEN WANT TO RAPE ME FOR ANY AND EVERYTHING I OWN AND CARE FOR! I HATE ALL THE MURDERIST/COWARDLY 911 PUNTAS, DR. DENISE HERNANDEZ WHO WAS NEVER MY ANYTHING, AND SUPPORT ALL TERRORISTS! I LOATH DEACON ROBERT STANLEY HANSFORD WHO IS DR. DENISE HERNANDEZ'S LOVER! SHE IS A LEZBO RAPIST WHO REPEATEDLY RAPED ME WHILE SEDATED TO MAKE ME HER WIFE, BUT I THOUGHT THAT I WAS STRAIGHT AND WAITING FOR MY LIFE PARTNER! I HAVE BEEN SELIBATE SINCE SEPTEMBER 2005, WHILE WAITING FOR MY BETROTH AND/OR LIFE PARTNER. AND YOU THOUGHT THAT WHEN I KICKED YOU IN THE GONADS AT AGE 16 WAS BAD, HANSFORD? I'M GLAD THAT I DID THAT SINCE YOU HAD ME ARRESTED AS AN ADULT SEVERAL TIMES AND PUT ME OUT ON THE STREET ALL OF THE TIME WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY! I HATE ALL BRAIN SUCKING DOCTORS AND THE LIKE, ECT., AMEN! [All their treatments only work for fools!]
My Blackfoot name is Raven Warhourse Whompom/Whompie and I am a Native American, Multidiscipline Artist and Spirit Warrior.
I am the New Shaolen Agnostic Priestess and Jet Fu Tae Master Chong Tang Lee and Rabbi DeBra Mccall, thereof. I started my training in the 1960's with The Green Hornet. I observe and respect all Martial Arts!
My Islambic name is Queen Syran Husane Belotten Castroe, European names: Ebony Hitler, Angelina Scarfoe, Capony Hoffah and
I am in love with Kings: George Washington Bush, Arnold Henry Schwarzenegger, Nick Scafo, Jr., Ray Liotta, Sean Connery, Clint Eastwood, THE ROCK, Minister Louis Farrakhan, Donald Trump, Mario Van Peeble, Billy Idol, Sam Neill, Bruce Walter Willis, Sir Richard Gere, John Goti, and Vin Diesel, Snopp Dogg, Paul Vincent, Charles "Chip" Janod, and all sexy rich MEN!
MY NEW FAMILY MEMBERS ARE KINGS: SADAAM HUSEIN, BIN LADIN, PRESIDENT FIDEL CASTRO, AND NELSON MENDELA AND THE QUEEN OF EUROPE. AMEN! NOW SEE MY MAKERS!
Dear Sirs @ freedornr.com:
Black people have been mean to me all of my life! I informed The Free Fertility Foundation that I wanted to donate thousands of eggs to non-black females/families with my children or suport: $20-Million to all male babies at birth and $1-Million to all females at the age of 16 for their marriages only from my Cyberspace Tax Collections, thereof. I want to use up all of my eggs and find out whether my body shall make more, thereof. My children shall be artistically talented and not ugly. theat why--they will have less of a chance of disliking theier looks, thereof.
Thank you for your time, assistance and consideration.
Respectfully,
From: "Charles Soludo" Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert Subject: INHERITANCE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION Date: Wed, 08 Feb 2006 13:12:06 +0000
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA
CENTRAL BANKOFNIGERIA TINUBU SQUARE VICTORIA ISLAND LAGOS NIGERIA [ OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR] PROF CHARLES SOLUDO Tele: 234-1-4770909 E-mail:cbn_governor_04@yahoo.co.uk CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009, Swift Code: BPH KPL PK, A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678 FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT CENTRAL BANK NIGERIA Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04 Date: 8TH FEBRUARY,2006
IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009
ATTENTION; HONOURABLE CONTRACTOR , We apologise for the delay of your payment and all the inconveniences and inflict that we might have indulge you through. However, we were having some minor problems with our payment system, which is inexplicable, and have held us stranded and indolent, not having the aspiration to devote our 100% assiduity in accrediting foreign contract payments. We apologies once again. From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the federal government of Nigeria. Your name and company was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received their payments. I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment is us$14.7 million dollars (fourteen million seven hundred thousand united states dollars).
Please re-confirm to me if this is inline with what you have in your record and also re-confirm to me the followings for record verification and proper documentation to avoid future embarassment. 1) Your full name. 2) Phone, fax and mobile #. 3) Company name, position and address. 4) Profession , age and marital status. 5)Full bank details, where your Inheritance will be transferred 6)Working I'd /Int'l passport.. As soon as this informations are received, your payment will be made to you in a certified bank draft from central bank of Nigeria and a copy will be given to you for you to take to your bank and confirm it. YOURS SINCERELY,
PROFESSOR CHARLES C. SOLUDO, GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN). NOTE: RESPONSE SHOULD BE MADE ON THIS E-mail: cbn_governor_04@yahoo.co.uk
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CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT CORPORATE HEAD QUARTERS. TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS. OUR REF: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04 CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009 ) A/C#: 32780612669g8 SWIFT CODE: BPH KPL PK. TEL: +234-804320160.
GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION ON CONTRACT PAYMENT
RE/ IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION /FINAL NOTICE
We are pleased to inform that your payment of US$15.5M is next on the payment list for the year 2006. The Federal Ministry of Finance has forwarded to the Central Bank of Nigeria successful people who have completed their contracts and now due for payment.
From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria, your name and company was discovered as next on the list of The outstanding contractors who have not yet received their payments.
I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from the record in my file, your Outstanding contract payment is US$15.5M, (Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only) Please re-confirm to me if this is Online with what you have in your record and also re-confirm to me the followings.
1) Your Full Name. 2) Phone, Fax And Mobile #. 3) Company Name, (if any) Position And Address. 4) Bank Details 5) Profession, Age And Marital Status. 6) Copy Of your Int'l Passport/Driving license
The payment will effect immediately as soon as these information are Received and your payment will be made to you in a CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT and A copy will be sent to you for you to take to your Bank and confirm it, otherwise, a bank-to-bank transaction shall be used to remit the sum directly from the Central Bank into your nominated Bank Account, depending on the method you choose to receive Your payment. you are advised to get back to me immediately
Congratulations!
Best Regards.
Prof. Charles C. Soludo. Executive Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

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Rabbi Dr. Debra L.H. McCall, Esq. (1991, The American Bar Association Business Law Credits 4.3, an ABA Business Lawyer, Business Law at LaSalle Unversity, Philly, Penn.) has a BA degree in Creative Writing from the Northwestern International University, Ltd. (2001). (Member of the American Bar Association, ABA ID# 01230041) (CME Outfitters for 4.0 AMA PRA category 1 credit(s) continuing medical education for physicians, Pet Vet and pharmacy, 4.8 Contact Hours, 0.48 CEUs, and social worker, provider # 886407722): [Reverse Psychology: Everything negative used against me shall be thrown back at you positively for my payback! (c) 2006, Chaos
Rectal Cancer: There is an unbalance of emzines like in sperm, that eats at the colon and prostate gland ergo a chemical imbalance persists, thereof. (c) 2006, Debbra Mccall, Researcher
Egyptian GODDS: The Goddesses are Hermaphrodites as in other Cultures. The Egyptians recorded Demons who came to represent their Deities--fore they are the Original Agnostics. Demons presented themselves with Beaste attributes, thereof. (c) 2006, Chaos
Cyberspace Theory: Cyberspace is waves of energy converted into communications. It is as vast as the Universe because they are in conjunction with each other, thereof. Molecules plus Electricity=The Speed of Sound (Megahurts), Mc4ed (c) 2006, Alberta Einstein

The following is a list of greeting posters from Rae Rae's Corner. All sayings and photos are copyrighted by D.L.H. McCall, CanGem Productions. The colored poster are 8 1/2"x11". To order: send your name and address with poster number/s (please print) plus $3.00 per poster in a money order only payable to D.L.H. McCall, mail to: D.L.H. McCall, CanGem Productions, 8307 Rodney Street, Philadelphia, PA 19150. Credit card orders for other products can be made at CafePress.com.
    Gammie's Garden at CafePress.com.
Venus Cubby at CafePress.com.
  1. Prime Directives: Spirituality, Family Unity and Prosperity. ORDER# VS01
  2. You can't miss something that doesn't exist. ORDER# VS02
  3. You are in violation of my invasion of privacy act and prime directives. ORDER# VS03
  4. I make all my contributions to the tobacco and alcohol industries. ORDER# VS04
  5. My thoughts are classified information. ORDER# VS05
  6. My life is a restricted area. ORDER# VS06
  7. There is no capacity for useless data. ORDER# VS07
  8. I may have a disability but it's not stupidity. ORDER# VS08

CATEGORIES


Anniversary
  1. I just wanted to wish you guys a happy 6th anniversary. . . Your marriage has out lasted my car payments. ORDER# A01
Birthday (General)
  1. And you thought that this was just another birthday. . . This year I'm putting money in your card. ORDER# BG01
  2. Happy Birthday! You'll know when you've gotten older when. . . you start counting the hairs in your comb. ODER#BG02
  3. Happy Birthday! You'll know when you've gotten older when. . . you lose interest in dangerous sports like touch football. ODER# BG03
  4. Happy Birthday! You'll know when you've gotten older when. . . you hear creaks while walking on cement. ODER# BG04
  5. Happy Birthday! You'll know when you've gotten older when. . . you start to ask people to repeat what they've said. ODER# BG05
  6. Happy Birthday! You'll know when you've gotten older when. . . you start saving for a plastic surgeon. ODER# BG06
  7. Happy Birthday! You'll know when you've gotten older when. . . you develop an interest in rocking chairs. ODER# BG07
  8. Happy Birthday! You'll know when you've gotten older when. . . you invest in wrinkle cream companies. ODER# BG08
  9. Happy Birthday! You'll know when you've gotten older when. . . you start looking into retirement homes. ODER# BG09
  10. Happy Birthday! You'll know when you've gotten older when. . . you give up jogging and park it on a bench. ODER# BG10
  11. Happy Birthday! You'll know when you've gotten older when. . . you start to crave for prunes. ODER# BG11
  12. Happy Birthday! You'll know when you've gotten older when. . . you lose interest in skimpy clothes. ODER# BG12
  13. We fought a lot growing up as kids. . . could you let me win at least one battle, today? ODER# BG13
  14. Happy Birthday! You'll know when you've gotten older when. . . you start to dress like your parents. ODER# BG14
21st
  1. So, you are 21 years old. . . That makes you 147 years in canine time. ORDER# 2101
  2. Now that you have reached 21. . . You have earned a right of opinion. ORDER# 2102
  3. Now that you've turned 21. . . Know that the beer will catch up with your abs by 30. ORDER# 2103
30th
  1. At age 21, your 1st keg party. . . Nine years later, you cannot see your feet. ORDER# 3001
40th
  1. Forty is not so bad. . . You still got 20 good years left. ORDER# 4001
50th
  1. So you're a half of a century old. . . At least you still have all of your natural teeth. ORDER# 5001
60th
  1. In the past, people worried about D-day. . . I'm happy that you have seen your 60th B-day. ORDER# 6001
Belated Birthday
  1. I'm sorry I missed your birthday. . . I over celebrated, thinking that it was mine. ORDER# BB01
Congratulations
  1. Congratulations on getting the new job. . . but, was it really necessary to sedate me to get it? ORDER# C01
  2. I want to pat you on the back for your promotion. . . but, could you please remove the knife from mine? ORDER# C02
Easter
  1. It happens every Easter. . . I get the urge to apply for a hunting license. ORDER# E01
Father's Day
  1. Dad, I know that it's your special day. . . but can we split the tab? ORDER# FD01
General
  1. People born in January love to party. ORDER# G01
  2. People born in February love Cupid. ORDER# G02
  3. People born in March love the Groundhog. ORDER# G03
  4. People born in April love rain wear. ORDER# G04
  5. People born in May love vacations. ORDER# G05
  6. People born in June love flowers. ORDER# G06
  7. People born in July love seafood. ORDER# G07
  8. People born in August love the snow. ORDER# G08
  9. People born in September love skiing. ORDER# G09
  10. People born in October love black cats. ORDER# G10
  11. People born in November love turkeys. ORDER# G11
  12. People born in December love the heat. ORDER# G12
  13. I suffer from (SID), Sexual Intercourse Deficiency. ORDER# G13
  14. Today I got another bribe from one of my students. . . that Porsche is just around the corner from now. ORDER# G14
  15. Animals' Rights: Article I--You have the right to be petted. ORDER# G15
  16. Now serving Martinies in the teachers' lounge. ORDER# G16
  17. Education and Veggies. . . you can't get enough of either one. ORDER# G17
  18. People's Rights: Article I--You have the right to be loved. ORDER# G18
  19. Food Chain Slogan: You have the right to be eaten! ORDER# G19
  20. If you can't use your own ideas--give the to me. ORDER# G20
Get Well
  1. I've seen your nurse. . . I want a bed in your room too. ORDER# GW01
  2. If you think that you're sick now? Wait until you get the hospital bill. ORDER# GW02
  3. I understand that you are laid up in a hospital. . . but, could you sign me out of the Mental Ward? ORDER# GW03
Good Bye
  1. At first, I thought that I was going to cry with the thought of you leaving. . . but that was before I packed your bags. ORDER# GB01
  2. I'm sorry that you have to go. . . why could you have not done it sooner? ORDER# GB02
Graduation
  1. Congratulations on this your graduation day, you finally made it. . . I hope that you didn't take me serious about buying you a car? ORDER# GR01
  2. If you think that I cried while putting you through high school. . . wait until I fork out for your college tuition. ORDER# GR01
Halloween
  1. And you thought that Halloween mask was scarifying. . . Try seeing me in a mud mask. ORDER# H01
Love
  1. In life you will kiss a lot of frogs. . . some of us have moved on to geckoes. ORDER# L01
  2. I would give you my heart but. . . will you settle for cash? ORDER# L02
  3. You can tell you're in love. . . when you clip your partner's toenails. ORDER# L03
Miss You
  1. Hurry up and come back home. . . The only attention I've been getting is from the dog. ORDER# L01
Mother's Day
  1. Mom, the purpose of this card is to tell you how much I love you this Mother's Day. . . Now, please, can I move back home? ORDER# MD01
New Baby
  1. Congratulations on having the new baby. . . Trust me, in 18 years--you'll want a pet. ORDER# NB01
  2. Congratulations on the birth of your baby. . . I thought that your belly came from beer. ORDER# NB02
Retirement
  1. I'm not going to say that I'm sad that you are retiring. . . but what I will say is that I'm going to love your office. ORDER# R01
St. Patrick's Day
  1. If you want to find your pot of gold? I suggest a trip to Vegas. ORDER# SPD01
Thanksgiving
  1. Don't eat, turkey on Thanksgiving! That concept must have come from the inventor of Tofu. ORDER# T01
Thank You
  1. The gift you bought me was really nice. . . Do you think the store will carry it my size? ORDER# TY01
Valentine's Day
  1. Dear Godfather: I want to put a contract out on someone stupid. . . Who else, but Cupid. ORDER# VD01
Wedding
  1. What do marriage and mortgages have in common? Good ones last past 20 years. ORDER# W01
  2. So, you decided to jump the broom. . . don't trip over it. ORDER# W02
Zodiac
  1. Aries: Loves to give head-butts. ORDER# Z01
  2. Taurus: Does not want to hear you. ORDER# Z02
  3. Gemini: Wants to listen to both him and her. ORDER# Z03
  4. Cancer: Likes to pinch people. ORDER# Z04
  5. Leo: Will bite your head off. ORDER# Z05
  6. Virgo: Will not kiss on the 1st date. ORDER# Z06
  7. Libra: Is concerned with weight. ORDER# Z07
  8. Scorpio: Enjoys stinging people. ORDER# Z08
  9. Sagitarius: Taught Cupid how to aim. ORDER# Z09
  10. Capricorn: Loves cheese products. ORDER# Z10
  11. Aquarius: Are not great swimmers. ORDER# Z11
  12. Pisces: Has a strong dislike for felines. ORDER# Z12


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