Strilla Things from Other Peeps (And by other peeps, apparently I mean Liz : P )
Liz's rap for me : )
this is my rap for davey boy!! WOO!
his name is david but we call him big d
he's chillin up in milwaukee
representin wit da AP english
cuz thats how we roll wit our crazy d-lisch
he works at some center..i had no clue
and i guess he's fakin like he's a jew
strummin his guitar, you know he's great
he thinks he sucks but we think it's straight
he's got the jazz, he's got that funk
he likes to rap but he listens to punk
i'll never forget D and T-Money
i like them two cuz they both real funny
i guess this rap is pretty tame
oops thats a typo cuz i mean LAME
i can't rap and i can't rhyme
i think big d should be a mime
cuz he's real tall, and I'm real...not
we'll play like t-money and smoke some pot
well i'm gonna bounce cuz it's bout that time
we love d-lisch..hope ya like your rhyme!
WOOWOO i'm white
Liz's story she "came up with on the fly" when I wasn't feeling good. (taken from an AIM message with user's permission) : )
Once upon a time, there was a puppy, and the puppy was named oscar. But he wasnt like oscar the grouch...he, was a nice oscar. And oscar used to like to run out and play in the fields near the farm that he lived on, and one day while he was out playing by himself..he realized he didnt have any friends
so he became sad. And then he just wanted to sit around and be sad...cuz thats all puppies who are sad can do, and then after a few weeks he was out walking all by his lonesome when he met a little gnome who lived in the forest. And he said "puppy- im going to grant you 3 wishes" (oh wait...maybe thats a genie not a gnome...oh well) So the puppy said " i want to have some friends." So the gnome went POOF and he had a friend who was a duck named wilbur, but all wilbur wanted to do was swim...and oscar didnt want to swim cuz oscar wasnt a swimming
puppy (i have no idea where im going with this)
hey...you're just pulling characters from all different stories :-P
shhh...hush you, its original damnit
wilbur the pig from charlottes web :-P
shhhh, no its not. blah....now i got off track...SO ANYWAY (youd better put this story on your website cuz its pretty insane) the duck..who has been RENAMED....victor...victor wasn't the best friend for oscar..because oscar hated to swim, so he said to the gnome "VICTOR isnt the best friend...he doesnt want to do anything i want to do" And the gnome said "tough shit-- you just
used one of your wishes..so now you only have two left" So the puppy thought really hard...and finally he said "i want a friend who is going to want to do everything i want to do" So the gnome went POOF and then he had a new friend...a...wildabeest (sp??) named...pinky. And pinky always wanted to do what oscar wanted...and things went well for a while...until oscar realized that the stupid ass wildabeest wouldnt even let him take a shit without having to go with him and take a shit too. So the puppy got really mad (this is
getting vulgar really fast aint it??) and went to the gnome and said "victor and
pinky didnt work out too well....pinky wouldnt leave me the hell alone to even take a shit and he kept bugging me every two seconds and im bout ready to nust
a cap in his ass" BUST* ...oops typo... So the gnome said "yeah..well you must
be pretty damn retarted cuz you keep screwin up your damn wishes...and you only have one left so youd better make it count ya retard" So the uppy thought and thought and he, after a long while he said, "i want a friend who is going to want to do what i want, but isnt going to be on my ass every second of the day trying to be all up in my face an shit"
heh is he some sort of drug now? ...the uppy?
so the gnome went POOF and suddenly there appeared (no hes not on drugs david..the puppy is in the just say no program...dont you remember the dog in
the fuckin trech coat??? god..)
oh i'll take a bite out of crime mr. mcgruff! ;-)
so the gnome went POOF and there appeared a.....( im running out of animals) a camel. and this camel seemed nice enough to the puppy and the camel's name was spitzer, cuz camels spit...and ywah. yeah
that's llama's ya silly goose
no its not youre ruining the story shut up
:-(
and so oscar and SPITZER went off and played for a while...but then the puppy got sad cuz he didnt have a girl puppy to get it on with...so he went back to the gnome and said "listen here g-i need me a hoe so i can tap dat ass" and the gnome said "god youre dumb! why didnt you ask for that in the first place?" and oscar got really pissed off cuz he was tired of being called stupid by this little wannabe leprechaun dude so he busts out his glock and plugs him. And from that day on oscar made it his person mission in life to destroy every gnome on the face of the planet...MORAL OF THE STORY-- dont fuck with a
puppy that just wants to get some action...
THE END
(Was that cool or what?!) <---Me, now.
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