so... here i am at work... once again... for about 10 minutos before i have to roll... not even... anyway... i've figured something out about my life finally... and i'll update my 'secret site' about it later... no time right now... really sleepy... just had taco bell... have an exam to take in 30 min... and a class that lasts for 4 hours... hmmmmm... good choice with the taco bell than dave... real sound decision... actually... i'm probably the only person in the world who has never been effected by taco bell either physically or emotionally... no gun fights... anyway... i didn't really study for the exam... so i'm hoping my home-boy God (aka G-love) steps in on this uno... crap... i'm screwed worse than ace hardware... hmmm... weak dave... weak like christopher reeves' legs!... uncalled for... i apologize... and i have to go... but i'm actually happy for once!!!... and not from the taco bell... although it was an exceptional $3.42 worth of comida! peace out... and if i don't update this thing within a month... the taco bell got ahold of me and wouldn't let go... or the albatras... nice reference!... lates p.s. GO SOX!!!!
Sept. twenty-ate (me... weak)
yo yo yo... c'mon at'cha from the z.c.!!!! just got done with my third lunch... or just some burger king... the line at taco bell was insaaaaaaaaaane!!!! no way i woulda been able to stick it out!!! i woulda been 78 before i got my chicken quesadilla!!!!... or just lame like i am now... : ( anyway... i only got like 15... scratch previous statement... 9 minutes... i had to take a wicked 'yes' (aka wee-wee in french... family guy... hehehe) i'm half pissed too... cuz my friend amber is going to go see taking back sunday on the 30th... only like my favourite band... i know right... : P and matchbook romance is playin too!!!... aaaaaaaaawwww man... anyway... i have absolutely no idea wththff is going on in my personal life right now... all personal report to the poop deck immediately... HA... sorry... its all in the emphasis... or in the wrist... 1st place in my fantasy football league!!!... means nothing really... except that i'm a sad little man with no life... speaking of... REAL WORLD TONIGHT!!!! time to live vicariously through others once again!!! OH JOY OH JOY!!!!... there's nothing quite like watching others having the time of their young lives while you waste away eating ice cream and nachos by yourself in the darkest corner of the room, huddling with the teddy bear you got when you were three trying to ward off the freezing cold and... something from dungeons and dragons... ok... so i don't know anything about dungeons and dragons... but that doesn't make me not a loser... how about that yu-gi-oh... show her my 'oh' face... nobody's gonna wanna see this pathetic's 'oh' face... oh no!!!! : P... sorry... low self-esteem does that from time to time... anyway... on that note i gotta run to my meditatatation class... sorry... sometimes i stutter when i'm excited... : / anyway... i need a life... and i need to get less confused about confusing things... lates all!!! cheers from london!
Sept twoooooooooooooo OOOOO (20th-24th)
Man... that Big Red sure is some powerful shitatatataaa!!!! my eyes was waterin... nose took off runnin... ears were closin up shop... hair was en FUEGO!!!!!... not the hair you're thinkin of either : P anyway... that's enough bout the irish... somebody just got over the fluuuuuuuuu and is hoping for a cool sticker from the doctor!!! god i love stickers!!!!! so fun... so... color... wreckfuled... i know what you're thinking... and no... bananas aren't good for snowman... anyway... i know i haven't written in herrre in a long time... and lots upon tremendous things have "gone down"... and it would take forever for me to explain everything!!!! so... here goes... a cold, quiet night in a small racine house (that's the setting for you english majors! : P ) when suddenly, a young woman named deborah is abruptly woken from her slumber (hehehe... slumber... artichoke...) by a wirey, devilishly handsome fetis. she leans over to her adoring husband of 8 years... ...i'm 7 now, in the rear of mrs. nixa's kindergaten classroom, teddy cordaroy's daring me to eat the "shiny crayons" again, so i tell him to... ...now i'm almost nine, teddy cordaroy has cancer... turns out non-toxic crayons weren't invented until the mid-90s... meh... there's something about a "second coming of Christ" or something too... but you get the picture... this summer has been pretty fly so far... (fly?... what am i?... amatuer night at the apollo?! : P ) why i said so far i don't know... summer has been over for like 3 weeks now... i think... and... hamburgers... with ketchup and no onions... this is what happens when you don't go to freakin class!... : \ i'm sorry i keep dodging around the subject because i wanted to save the "best for last"... but i can't contain myself... anymore!... so here goes... i'm sure as many of you know by now... (many being me... the one person who actually reads... and rereads... and rereads... this drudge whenever i'm lonely at night... everynight...) anyway... as i'm sure you know... my gf of 3 months dumped me this summer... ouch, right?... you're probably saying... dave... (that's what you call me... or tooooodoooooopaligy : P ) how's that good news?... well stop the presses my good man!!!! cuz here it comes!!! seeing as how i was completely broken up for like 2 months afterwards... my good friend/co-worker amber finally got so sick of my patheticness that she had me meet her friend trisha (hot name, right?... now imagine how hot that is... times 179,000 EE10... and that's how pretty she is! awwwww : * <---that's supposed to be blushing... but i could only get one cheek) but that's not even the cool part... the best part is how awesome she is!!!! she is THE coolest... the COOLEST!!! she IS the coolest! period... more to come... gotta leave for class! (p.s.... a lot more to come! ; P ) ...so now its the 24th... friday... and i'm hoping i'll be able to make it home this weekend so i can hopefully be so lucky as to hang out with trisha!... i know what you're thinking... we're just friends though... we both feel it would be best... scratch that... we both thought it WOULD be best... now she feels it would be best... : (... : P anyway... yeah... i think i'm totally crushing... *blush* how come my timing always seems to be worse than... ... wait for it... ... are you waiting?... ... steven segal!... ok... see what i mean... i was gonna say betty crocker... maybe that woulda been better... or at least had better grammar... so now i'm in quite the "quagmire"... i love that word... don't know if i used it right... who cares... great word... anyway... i totally like trisha... trisha says she likes me... says she does... women say a lot of things though... doesn't neccasarily make them true... so what's the problem than?... i'm so sooo soooooo sick of trying to be patient... i always wanted to be doctor... : P... ZING!!!! another useful piece of info... chuck "charles" norris is officially the most awkward person in existence... damn g... thought you knew... but back to trisha... because at least right now she's all i can think about... *still blushing*... : P so she just got this new job... which i'm sure she's killer at! (she'd be killer at anything if she wanted to be) she's the smartest coolest girl around! i mean... it's crazy... sometimes when i talk to her i think i'm talking to buddha... you know... cuz she's so wise... and than i think how sexy buddha sounds over 50 miles of electic cables... than i go watch joel play gran turismo tres... or masturbate... hardcore... wow... j/k... sorry you had to endure that though... no matter what happens though... excluding one or two things... there's no way this weekend is gonna be worse than last weekend... aka... saturday... i'm sick so i'm just going to lay down and watch james bond and pink panther movies all day... with a cameo from the waterboy and a quick quarter of college football... mix in some pills and warm sierra mist... and yeah... it's kinda like that... : P... p.s. for all the ladies out there... lol... that means you joel!... : P... j/k i'm the kinda guy who is a sucker for that attention... i don't have any problem with you calling everyday just to say hi if you want to... those are the little things that make me smile... in the words of the bouncing souls... i'm a hopeless romantic... GIRLS ARE ALL STOOPID-HEADS!!!!!! : P i keep losing my train of thought... no ticket!!! harrison ford... what would the world be without thee... : P anyway lady and gent... too bad i happen to be the lady and the gent... *oh yeah still blushing* : P got a bit of work to do... than hopefully home for the weekend so i can hang out with the only person i want to spend time with right now besides my left hand... : ) lates all!!! keep it real! : P
