HALLOWEEEEEEEEN!!!...ie... : P

i'm just crrrillin''''''' at home... listening to michelle branch and such... *blush* : P anyway... i thought i had to take this online quiz for my geo class... turns out that's next weekend! WOOT!... so i decided to use that time worthlessly and update my site... : \ anyway... i just wanted to talk about laast night!!! WHOA TO THE MAX!!!! sooooooooo much fun it should be illegal... and was in the original 13 colonies... i'm hopin i'll be able to get at least 2 of the pics from andy... because otherwise nobody will believe what happened! : O ... : P ... ok... so regina, kristen and andy all came up and we went to the midnight show of the rocky horror picture show... and... somehow... regina talked me into dressing up as brad from the movie... yada yada yada... i had to go down on the cop so he would let me outa the cuffs... : P j/k... so hear's the real story!... non of that abridged of madison county bull!... so we were in line waiting to get in... maybe about 11ish?... prolly a little earlier... and the line goes all the way around the block... what's that?... a BLOCKBUSTER!!??... damn skippy! (god 'closing time' by semisonic might be my favorite song ever!... no... yeah... i don't know what i'm talking about...) so everbody's all dressed up... (regina went as a black fairy {figuratively and literally : P}, kristen was a french maid! : O, and andy went as one of the crazy 88 from kill bill!!!!) i was in jeans and my dress shirt... with my entire costume in the palm of my hand... waiting for my opportunity to spring it upon the world! : P ok... so i got a giant red lipstick "v" on my cheek because i'm a rocky whore virgin... : P... anyway... we got inside... got our seats... and i went to change... i suppose i should tell you what my costume was... lol... a pair of tighty-whities... nothing else!!!! (other than the 23 socks inside them : P)... i walked out of the bathroom with just the briefs on... and these two girls were walking by... lol... funniest double-take ever! lol anyway... so as i make my way back to my seat i'm turning quite a few heads... probably because of my mr. universe-like physique... or african-like tittlywink... : P... so i get back to the seat and this girl is like... awesome! will you be my friend?! so i rolled with it... and i was like HELL FUCKIN YEAH! : P... and i was like... this is my first time... i'm a virgin i don't know what to do!... and she was like... well... if you're a virgin you have to sit on somebody's lap!... and... i was like... i'm never gonna see you again... why the fucking fuck not?!... so i went over and sat on her lap for awhile and talked with her and her friends... me and edgar... (that's what i just named my tighty-whities) edgar edgariguez... unfortunately i didn't have the balls (no pun inteneded... who am i kiddin?... there was a pun intended : P ) to ask for her phone number or anything... (sorry mike : P) but the preshow started and i went back and sat with my crew... i obviously wasn't gonna leave them for some girl... especially since andy was my ride : P... j/k... but part of the preshow was a costume contest... and i was like... i didn't wear this to win prizes... i'm not gonna do the contest!... lol... not only did andy, kristen and regina all coax me into the contest... but so did half the people around me... the other half were too busy vomiting... and... of all the people wearing costumes... i was one of the 10 that were picked to go on stage... so there i am... nervous as hell standing in front of probably at least 200 people... just wearing my edgar edgariguez's... it was awesome!!!! i didn't end up winning anything... except the respect and false hope that i need in this crazy world... one of the funnest, if not the funnest, night of my ageless life!!! anyway... i'm going to go watch the end of the game... hope everybody had an awesome weekend too!!!! i'm out like the lights when you're doing an ugly chick! : P

oct 2-5

so this weekend still rocked even though the party thing kinda fell through... meh... still had a blast though... it was kinda rough this weekend though... my mind was about 150 miles away up north... i try not to think about all the negative stuff... but i haven't been doing a real good job of that lately (or of anything) and i just haven't really been myself for a good month at least i'd say... i feel sorry for jeff and joel who have to put up with me every day... i know i haven't been the funnest (word?...) guy to hang around lately (not that i ever was...) and i want to thank all my friends for stickin with me... as homo-erotic as that sounds... : \ anyway... back to the weekend... friday night rocked... for most of us... : P... mike came up and 'partied' with us... lol... had a little tooooo much samuel jackson, bitch... we all did... : P... saturday night... blah... i was the only one up here... jeff and joel both went back... i didn't... because i had homework to do... and madden to play lol... sad... sooo sad... give it about another month and i'll be completely burnt out of playing... thank God... its getting to the point where i have to play as soon as i wake up!!! (that's what i like to call the 'early morning spin move'...) j/k... but it is getting sick... and i could probably be hospitalized for it if i wanted to be... but i have to keep playing!! : P p.s. i have a new screen name on aim... lemme know if you want it... which you probably don't care because either a) you already have it (mike and joel) or clitoris) you don't care because i never talk to anybody on that fucking thing anymore anyway because i'm too wrapped up in drugs and abstract paintings to care about anyone or anything other than the 18 bottles of salsa that have infested our fridge since day one!!! p.p.s. sorry about using the word clitoris... but it is a funny word!... like poppycock... or hogwash... or bafoonery!!!... and last night was pretty fun too... showed jeff and joel the tape i made saturday night... da da DA : \... and watched the top south park... EVER!!!... taco taco, burrito burrito!!! henifer halopez... lol... i don't think it was the best... but its definately hilarious!!! anyway... that bottle of everclear i told you we got on thursday... over half gone in one night's worth of drinking... : \... maybe we should move on to a less expensive habit/problem... like gardening... or... tossing shoes on phone lines... or something... anyway... i hope our movie gets started soon... i'm getting really excited about it... and we'll probably do our own soundtrack for it too... which hopefully will add a funny/creative feel to an otherwise waste of time and money... : ) anyway... i should probably get back to work... lol... this is great... i get paid to go cash my check and to update my site... oh, p.p.p.s. there's a bunch of nader stuff written all over outside... 'nader loves the earth' 'vote nader' 'nader this' 'nader loves children' 'nader's a pedophile' 'nader starred in a gay german porn film called 'white power: a cuming of age story''... etc... etc... i guess i'm just fucking sick of all this VOTE OR DIE MOTHERFUCKER shit... i just hope p.diddy doesn't shoot me in the face if he sees me walking and i don't have on a 'i voted bitch' t-shirt or something... cuz he would need a lot of ammo to take me down... anyway... like i said... i have now been at work for over an hour... and i've drank a glass of water... checked my fantasy football team... went to get my check cashed... updated my sight (and site)... checked my fantasy football team again... and i think i'm about to start stamping everything i see with an 'approved' stamp... what's there not to approve of scotch tape?!... operation: 'stamp or die' is now in process... hope everyone had a killer weekend!!! lates oct 22

well... today has been so crazy... in the words of jeff... "so crazy its spelled the right way, with a c, instead of with a k"... that's how crazy today's been... and yesterday too... this whole f'in week... once again... i apologize if i've said anything to hurt anyone... i've had a really short fuse this week... variety of reasons... after all variety is the spice of life... anyway... yesterday... met nate's gf... (go nate! : P ) saw 45 minutes of video of jeff, joel, nate and me... lol... pure unadultered hilarity!!! GOT OUT OF MY STATS CLASS LIKE 2 FREAKIN HOURS EARLY!!! we had an exam... and for once we didn't have a quiz AFTER the exam!!!! dyed some clothes with jeff last night for a 'solid colors party' we're going to tonight... i swear we look like a pair of gay easter bunnies... : \... he's wearing a pink long johns outfit... i'm wearing a lavander/lilac colored long johns outfit... that's only like 5 sizes too small... : \... which means my piece might be showing a little... if i had one... zing!!! : P... anyway... so that party's later tonight though... back to last night... i made myself a 'samuel jackson, bitch'... which is basically sprite, hawaiin punch, lemonade, and... everclear!... that's right... we have ignition! : P... sara and sara dropped off our small grocery list last night: bacardi o, so-co, and everclear... and some uv blue raz for nate and some schmirnoff for him too... than i studied/didn't really study for my midterm i had today... : \... got up kinda early so i could study though... lol... watched joel play some gran turismo!!! AWESOME!!! went and took said midterm... got there late... thought i was gonna bomb it... turned out i really didn't know only one answer (out of 10 short essay questions)... not only that... but the rest of the class had no idea what it was either... so she dropped the question from the exam... SPECTACULAR!!! i know i got some points off on other questions though... so not like there's any chance i actually got an 'a' on it... just didn't get destroyed by it, that's all... ALMOST GOT TO TALK TO JOHN FUCKIN KERRY TODAY!!! he was giving a speech at the bader concert hall in the zelazo center... aka where dave works! if my class would have got out like 10 minutes early i would have been to the box office in time to talk to kerry! everybody else who was there before me actually got to talk to him... not just see him walk by... like... the talk kinda talk... anyway... i'm at work now... the mood has since calmed down... get out at 530... only to go home, change, and go back to work at 615... but after that... its the purple and pink attack!!! joels gonna wear brown... : P... and mike might be coming too... anyway... worktime... hope everyone has a good weekend... my thoughts and prayers are with you...

oct 20

...i'm doing a little better today... i still feel sorry for jeff and joel for having to put up with me... and everyone else... tried to make the most of last night... went up to sara and sara's to watch the real world... they're feeling sick... but still had a good time anyway... go sox... one more game... (only team in baseball history to force a game 7 in the alcs when they were down 0-3) woot... its been a very emotional couple of days to say the least... rollercoaster... today at work was pretty fun... anna and erin gave my hair a little trim-trimeroo... actually doesn't look that bad... but now i've got hair all over my neck/shirt/back... and it itches... itchy witchy snitchy... lictchy kaditchy... yeah... so anyway... i have to go study for my exercise final... heh... just do me a favor... keep bobbi and her family in your prayers (if you're religious... if you're not... just wish for them... please...)

oct 19

i just want to take this space to appologize to everybody... sorry if i've seemed like a dick lately... and i also want to appologize because i know i'm not going to be very social for a while... nothing personal against you... i just don't want anybody to think i hate them... because i love all my family and friends more than anything in the world...

ROKTOBER 15

so... this is gonna be short and sweet... just like a midget dipped in chocolate... so today has been pretty productive at work... charlie showed me his favorite 25 albums of all time... so i made a list of my own... yeah... productive... : ) and... i went to quiznos and got some apple juice... other than that... last night was HIGH-LARIOUS!!!! EVERYBODY was over! (so if you weren't you must be nobody) lol : P j/k but it was some fun-ny ass stuff going on!!! i have never seen sara get as glassed (was thinking about inserting 'zonked'... lol... but thought better of that... 39 times better...) as she was last night!!! was fucking hilarious though... came across an interesting bit of information... the word 'dopplepopulous' is only funny when your drunk lol... anyway... class last night sucked... nothing really new... mike is hopefully gonna get the lift kit on his jeep!!! and i'm still drinking my apple juice... shit is gonna go down TONIGHT!!!... gonna go DOWN tonight!!! ok... sorry i haven't been the most social butterfly lately guys... just way stressed out with escuela... and i've been heavily addicted to madden... not healthy... not healthy at all... lates! have a killer weekend!!! ps!... new screen name on aim! ask me for it if you want it! i'm gone

sounds like someone has a case of the mondays... on tuesday Oct. 1-2 nicka!

wow... this weekend... one of the best weekends!!!! remember when i said jason might be coming up this last weekend?... "anyway... j-bawla might be coming up this weekend!!! and mike might be... and nate..." see... i did say that... anyway... all of them came up and... awesome!!!! was super crazy that weekend!!! we ended up running into amanda(da panda : P) and laura(insert cool nickname here ________) and one of their friends and that was... what else but AWESOME?!!!... i really need to look into diversifing my portfolio... and by portfolio i mean vocabulary... austintacious!!!!!... there we go!!!!... i don't think that's a word... but i'm pretty sure that michalangelo used it in teenage mutant ninja turtles two!!!! i got your secret of the ooze right here bitch! : P anyway... i only got like 5 minutes at work before i'm outy... crap... i was hoping for a little more time to talk about the weekend... (ha... like you care anyway right?... : \ ) so here's the mucho abridged version... friday night... ROCKED!!! that was the night that eeeeeeeeeeveryone was here!!!!! sooooo sooooooo much fun!!! lol... STEPS!!!!! HOLD ON!!!! STOP GUYS!!!!... lol... if you were cool you'd know what i was talking about : P j/k... saturday... equally as rockin!!!! t'was just me and nate... everyone else was down in racine... but we definately made the most of it!!! ended up hangin with sara and sara for a bit at the end of the night too... lol... they are toooooo crazy for me to comprehend in words that i would say... ?... sunday night... omg sunday night... i will update sunday night later... because there's no way i can summarize it in 2 minutes... what's with this trend of people dying lately?... rodney... ken... (lol nate you bastard! no high fives please : P ) and c-ree... (aka christopher reeves... now that christopher reeves joke isn't funny anymore... wait... it still kinda is... : \ i suck... ) i'll update later... peace y'all!!!! hope everyone had a kick ass weekend!!!! : )

Fridizzle Oct. eigther

so i'm actually updating this with relative frequency... could be because i'm just bored as hell at work... could be because i suffered a massive contusion when i was a children... point proven... hey... you know what i miss?... those taco bell 't.n.s.' commercials... anybody remember them?... and shaq's discovery of just one of his many hidden talents!... just think... without those commercials we might be bereft of such masterpieces as Steel and Kazaam!...!... !!!!!... and who could forget the breathtakingly divine Blue Chips!!! what a dandy of a motion picture : P and what about the vast array of shaq's other meaningful abilities!?... shaq-fu?!... absolute genius! both the rap album and the kung-fu art!!!!... AND THE VIDEO GAME!!!! WOWW!!!! shaq is a man who definately has contributed more than his share to society!!! anyway... enough with the sarcasm and lame attempt at humor... this friday actually has been pretty good... everybody's in a good mood... and everybody's having fun... no sour apples in this bunch!... crap... did i just say that?... the only redeeming quality of that sentence is the fact that sour apple is a blow-pop flavor... : \ anyway... j-bawla might be coming up this weekend!!! and mike might be... and nate... and maybe some other peeps tambien... i don't know... i'm not a doctor... regardless fun times will be had... or else!... i can't believe this is gonna be my first full weekend up in mizzy... i don't know what i'm gonna do about my laundry though... that's gonna be rough... gonna have to wear my wednesdays on thursday to if you know what i mean : P j/k... no... i've been going back to racine pretty much every weekend so far to do laundry (and to see my folks... don't tell them that though... their egos (egos... not eggos...) are big enough : P j/k) because i'm toooooo broke to pay for laundry up hear... that doesn't even clean or dry your clothes either... : \... OH!!! today when i was walking into work... the hallway smelled like bubble-yum!!! i guess that shoulda tipped me off that today was gonna be a-ok... OKAY!!! reason i'm staying up in mizzy this weekend is its my first weekend that i have to work... so blah... but hopefully this way i'll actually get some homework done too... and if anyone wants to donate a super nintendo to a good cause... we got some serious donkey kong kountry withdrawls up in this piece... : O gotta jet!... hope everyone has the best weekend ever!!!
the top 5 elements for the 'BEST WEEKEND EVER!!!'

5) cannot be tuesday morning... maybe...
4) somebody gets a 'pen on a chain' superglued to their forehead
3) wake up on the set of Miami Vice with a girl named Shequefa
2) fork in a toaster?
1) joel young... : P or reading Clifford the big red dog to the old people at a retirement home... and catching their drool... : \

Wed Oct. seeeexth

bored as a three-legged dog up in this piece!... somebody get me outa here!!! we finally finally fuckin' 'a' FINALLY got road runner up in the place... (although i'm at the ol' worky work right now) and i've been playing near fatal amounts of madden '04 lately... too poor to go out and actually purchase the new one... so i just spend the time between 3am-9am loggin onto nfl.com... memorizing rosters... than incorporating that into my inferior madden game... that's funny because its true... : \ things have been kinda crazy around here though other than the occasional "90% of the game is half mental"... aka the brilliantly chereographed witisisms orchastrated than none other than the master himself... john madden... God bless sarcasm... and bulletproof vests... i know 50 cent can sympathize with a brotha on that one... watched real world last night... i wasn't feelin the best though... bad sinus crap is going down... so that was the first episode that we didn't watch with the sara's... real world night is already self-destructing!... : ( joke... oh... got an awesome test in my earth wind and fire class on friday... which i probably won't get a passing grade on... might as well save a tree and not go so i don't have to use a pencil... or paper... or walking sticks... or potbellied stoves... anyway... i gotta get outa work early today so i can go home and get some food before my exercise class because i haven't ate a fucking thing all day long... of course leave it to me to wake up like 10 minutes before my first class starts... mafia class is going well... we're watching a movie... WITH RAYDEN IN IT!!!! OH HELL YEAH!!! christopher lambert is officially the man... anyway... i'm out... but before i go i'll drop the top five news stories of the day on ya like i was dub-ya trying to 'smoke 'em out'...