updates all around... exams?... 2 bueno 2 malo... marshmallow!... *cough* enough! flawless victory!... what i mean by that is... got an "a" on my econ and soc. exams... and a letter known only by "b" on accounting and production y operations management... my marketing exam... that's this wednesday... yikes... halfway done with half a year! (and that's why we call it a quarter ladies and gentlemen) so that's exams... work?... oh man oh man oh... she's been rough... just the way your mother likes it trajbek! it might be a soft "j"... i'm not sure... this paperclip keeps coming out of nowhere... its like the twilight zone for stoners... freaking shiney paperclips everywhere... its good for keeping papers together... and for losing lots of papers at once... not a permanent as a staple... which is a staple of our society... zzzzzzzziiiiiiipp! anyway... work... ah, yes... i've now been put in charge of pretty much keeping track of all the performances we've booked and making sure they're in the computer, on the website, and on our scheduling calendar... because it would be a shame if nobody showed up for a performance some night... a damn shame... what's that?... you want an example of how much sway i gots at work?... lets just say i put in a good word for joel... and my manager fired this other kid and hired joel... on my command... i am the shit... j/k... who wouldn't hire joel?... with those big puppy eyes and bulbous, rigid muscles... nothing else has really been going on i guess... just been haning loose... kicking off my sunday shoes... may or may not be going to maddy this year... still have 0% of our costumes... oh... we have digital cable... and for about 2 days we got about every channel... and found out that you have to be very persuasive with the tv if you want to watch anything "on demand"... take it out to dinner first... show her a good time... maybe a little massage oil... tighten a couple loose screws... ha... she's got a screw loose... getting more ideas for "the gardener" every day... todos las dias... i shot the sheriff... been keeping very busy with homework... but i only have accounting, marketing and soc. to do this weekend... which juding by my analysis of the weighted average forecast it will take approx. all three days... but the standard square error is fairly low... and the t-value unreliable... which may suggest multicollinearity or maybe... just maybe... heteroscedasticity... its too soon to tell though... we'll just have to wait this period out... what just happened?... i made joel look up "gumption" the other day because he didn't think it was real... its as real as pie joel! anyway... i'm at work... and i have plenty of it to do... so till lordy knows when buck-o's... i'm off like sam cassel in a clutch situation... zzzzzziiip!
take it easy tough guy... its only october 6th...
so things have been busy lately... pretty dang tootin' busy... had an exam in my production and operations management class... have a managerial econ test coming up on saturday... and whilst we art on thy subject... who's the genius that put that one through?... 10 am exams on a saturday morning?! i think i speak for the entire class when i say "thanks for cutting into my cartoon time a-hole!" i think i'm just a little t-o-ed because i'm pretty much completely and in every way unprepared for this exam... i just use the lectures as an excuse to "nod my head" in the eloquant words of one mr. william smith... (you know when you start to fall asleep but than catch yourself and your head shoots up like a gazelle grazing on the safari plains, when it catches the scent of a pride of lions...) bet you didn't know that i know that huh?... i pride of lions... a gaggle of geese... and a mustard of peacocks... a murder of crows... i actually used to check out this cassette tape at the library that said all the animals and what a group of them was called... coincidently a group of vin diesel's is called 'a boxoffice blockbuster of vin diesels'... you get the picture... anyway... i'm not sure but i think i might have punched alex in my sleep a couple nights ago... don't know if i mentioned that... it was kinda weird... all of a sudden i wake up in the middle of the night and i had the sensation that i just swung my left arm... and i'm facing alex when i wake up... and all of a sudden he's up too... and looking at me... yeah... i think that should get a silver medal in awkward moments... other stuff's been going on besides violence... (side note... if you've seen 'a history of violence' apparently that's a documentery about me... so... proceed with caution?... or else) i'm wearing my cords today... mmmmm courdaroy... delicious... i've been working pretty much lately... my wisdom teeth/tooth has got to go... and will... soon my pet... soon... i applied for my major yesterday... can't believe i actually got that accomplished... haven't decided if i'm going to double major or go for a certificate program yet... didn't go to the foo fighters concert : ( i've been very sing-songy lately... creating such masterpieces as "i've got a blueberry in my hand/i've got a blueberry in my hand/i've got a blueberry in my hand/well i don't know about that" or "doing things to keep myself busy/doing things to keep myself busy/doing things to keep myself busy/and snapping my fingers too/running through a sprinkler/is always a lot of fun/and climbing trees is nice my friend/and going to the moon" i really need to get my memory checked out though... if only i could remember when my apointment is! ZIP! that's my new word for when i burn somebody or tell a really lame joke... i go... ZZZZIIIP!! i also had "say my name" by destiny's child stuck in my head earlier... today is perfect weather... repeat... perfect weather for football!!! i think i may i think i might when i get off of work... still have a ton of studying weighing me down though... anyway... this is getting pretty f'ing long... so... consider yourself updated... to the best of my recollection anyhoo... : /
holy crap... it's october 4th... which almost november... which is pretty much 2006... its 2006?!...
so... here we are... in the greatest month ever of october... that's it... (gotta go... done with work! BOOYAH!!)
