wow... i'm at work right now... and i think i just got a phone call from the most malicious, sadistic, degenerate bitch in the free fucking world... we have this mailing list at my work right... and this fucking sludge-faced strumpet calls up and is like 'we keep getting mailings from your school, i hate your school and i'll never give i dime to your fucking school'... like its my fucking fault she's on the damn mailing list... jesus h. christ how bout taking some fucking midol before you go off on people who have absoluting no bearing to your little fucking tirade you fucking cock-monger of an abortion... i had half a mind to put her on every fucking mailing list known to man... but fortunately for her i'm a fucking rational person and i have what most of us 'normal people' like to call a fucking conscience... anyway... crap... no that put me in a fucking horrible mood... and i was feeling pretty good before too... son of a bitch... anyway... this last weekend was fucking awesome... friday night we got free tix to go see three days grace... yeah i know... i'm not a huge fan either... its better than wasting even more money on other stuff though... other stuff = alcohol... : \ anyway on the way there, the funniest thing happened... at least i think so... mike, joel and me were all in mike's jeep going to the rave... we see this lady on the corner... she sees us... the biggest 'i'm a prostitute, pay me and we'll have carnal sex' smile eased across her face... i was laughing so hard i nearly peed myself!!! if you would have seen the look on that girl's face it was too funny for words... lmfao... needless to say that topic managed to creep its way into just about every conversation we had for the rest of the night... and most of the next morning as well! : O ... : P j/k... anyway... after we parked the car and we were walking to the rave some guy pulls up and give the 'come hither' motion with his hand... i thought he just needed some directions... in life... : P... he starts talking and it sounds a little bit like... 'akfjld ijkajfkjdfkjdf----afd-ad zig zag?'... we all just stood there speechless... 'kdsajadkd kafsdjd%##Q$%$@%... you w-w-w-w-w-ant a jo...jo...joint?'... lol... that mother fucker needs to stop smoking his own merchandise... so we all bought a pound... j/k : P... if you know me that's funny because the only thing i've ever smoked was a sweet-tarts box... and that shit wasn't pretty... anyway... the concert sucked... obviously... lol but i think we all still had a blast... this band called envy had a girl singer... i thought she was pretty hot... but of course i couldn't even see the stage... when three days grace came on joel and me started doing this robot dance... we did that like 3 times i think... and i sang 'i hate everything about you' for about 4 songs that weren't 'i have everything about you'... but almost had the same lyrics... aka 'i hate almost everything about you' and 'everything about you i hate'... its called creative fucking thinking... how about ordering some off of e-bay mother fuckers... saturday was aight... watched 'best of will ferrall vol. 2' with joel and mike and than we rented 'envy'... turns out the band wasn't even in it at all!!! : P j/k... they weren't... praise the lord... than sunday... i got back up in milly bouts 430ish... only to find out i left my keys with nate... thank god sara was home... she let me in and i hung out with her for about 3 hours until we went to metro market so i could get jeff's keys... i woulda called somebody but the cellie was muerte... and of course the charger was in the apartment... which i needed the keys to get into... than jeff got home about 10 and we hung out for a couple hours before hittin the ol' dusty trail... i better stop there though... cuz this is one monstrousity of an update... lates all...
nov 19
so the old plans backfired to update el site the otro dia... but here we go again... i've been in a craptacular mood the past day or two... sorry everybody... my brain has been functioning at -4% of its capacity... i seem to have one really good week... than one week where i feel like fuck... this is the fuck week... and as good/sexual as that sounds... s'no good... i've been checkin out homestarrunner again lately... with hilarious and often controversial results... almost said resluts... that woulda been great... sigh... i have no life... today at work we have a "things to be filed" box... there's a spoon in there now... awesome... sooooo much fun... i moved a bunch of chairs today... yyyyyyyyyyyyyep... haven't been home lately... since the weekend before halloween i think... (excluding a short trip to do one load of laundry) ummmm... yeah... nothings really been going on... joel's... doing good... and... there's a girl... that i'm going to make him talk to... i don't know if anybody remember michelle townsend from park... but joel does... and she's about 5'6" of uncomparible hotness... we ran into her whilst we were lifting triangular weights at klostche... and joel... she was giving you the up 'n' down if you catch my drift... ; ) today hasn't been as bad as last night though... i had a stats exam... damn christ... that shit was a beast... took an hour and a half... and it was open book... when i finished over half the class was still going at it too... not that it was long... just harder than ron jeremy's piece... if i was ron jeremey i would have a hard on 24/8... accounting for gatilsday of course... been eating like a fucking truck lately too... and not one of those anerexic trucks either... this exercise class is really helpin a brother out... tonight i might be going to a three days grace concierto with mike... got free tickets... why the fuck not eh?... EH?... i'm not a big fan of tdg... but it'll be awesome just to hang out with mike... haven't seen that cat in forever... we're all getting pretty geeked bouts new years too... that's gonna be one box social nobody will forget... until they wake up the next week... gonna be a doo-wop theme... doo-wop because it goes both ways... doo-wop like the music... because its a 'come as your favorite musician party' and wop because we're gonna hopefully have a couple gallons of wop... i just came up with that on the fly... good movie... the fly... jeff goldblum was in it i believe... i can fly... crap... back to the fly... its just a vicious circle of death and rotting flesh... not really... got a bunch of coupons for quiznos subs today... i know what you're thinking... how can he go from talking about rotting gazelle carcasses to talking about subs... meh... one of my one gifts i guess... been kinda crappy up herrre weather wise... raining the past two days... i mean... is this seatle?... do i look like dr. fraiser crane?... getting amped for nov 23rd too... seinfeld seasons 1-3 on dvd!!!!... that wasn't supposed to rhyme!!!... on a dime... dave... act like a mime... anyway... things have been ok... other than my inconsistant fucking mood... YEAH!!! 5 o'clock biatch!!! time to get off... of work... *cough*... and get on... a bike... meh... i got nothing... i'm out... lates
nov 17
so i've been working on my plans for conjuring up a balding william shatner look alike so as to create a new star trek spinoff called Star Trek- Deep Throat 9... or Star Trek- Voyeur... or Star Trek- Enter: Size... eh you don't care... things have been fucking busy round herrre... gah... and now i gotta fly... hopefully i'll have time to update this fool later tonight... i'm out... peace
Nov FIVE!!! ...whoa...
so i figured since i'm here at work waiting for the taking back sunday website to load i might as well treat you to a little something special! ; P riiiiiiiiiight... anyway... things have been goin aight lately... just had an exam in my earth, wind and fire class today... don't think i failed... : \ : P... i've discovered that i use those face thingys waaaaaaaaay to much and it makes me look like a nerd everytime i use them... i've discovered that i am in fact a nerd... tonight's gonna be pretty awesome! nate and josh are coming up... this'll be the first time i've seen josh since the mid 60s... (i've also discovered that the taking back sunday page is NEEEEEVER going to load on this computer...) right after i get out of work i gots ta jet on over to el biblioteca for a group project... not too depressed about it though... because everyone in my group is awesome... yesterday will was the only guy from my group in class and we were pretty much just chillin the whole class not doing any work lol... and andy's a cool cat too... and jamie's not only awesome but cute as fuck too... : P... i've also discovered that the worst things happen to my friends... this has not been a good year for anyone i know... especially my friend denise... not only did her apartment burn down a couple weeks ago... but now her brother was drinking and driving and got into an accident... and not a minor accident either... its really bad... (gotta get out of this tragic tone here...) GO SOX... ... ... yeah... that... didn't work... for me anyway... but i don't really know what else has been going on lately... little bit of drah-ma in the house... but its settled now... awesome... people in general have been acting really strange lately... (both people i know and complete strangers...) oh yeah... on another side note... this girl who went to sara's high school and goes here now... she almost died 2 weeks ago and is in the hospital now... so things have been kind of depressing around here... at least how i perceive them anyway... the web page is almost half loaded now... sorry this was such a somber 5 minutes... hopefully things will start cheering up for the holiday season... can't wait to put a santa hat on joel's 6 ft. penis!!! ... : \... riiiiiiiiiiiiight... hope everyone has an awesome weekend!!! see ya cats around town! i'm out... lates
