well i have about 30 minutes before my marketing discussion goes down... all the way down... so i'm just stopping off in the ol' bidness computa lab... my knee hurts... but that's ok because tomorrow i get to watch football and be a glutton... and see my family... i'm so excited to see my lil' cuz... even if her favorite activity is pushing me down repeatedly until i get a headache and for some reason can't pee for a week... i have to come back up sunday morning though... gotta cut the weekend short because of the good ol' zelazo center... boo on that... some crazy stuffs been goings ons lately... (i'll fill ya in in a bit... kinda like a coloring book... and i'm the yellow-green crayon that nobody ever used... so i still look brand new... while that macaroni and cheese yellow crayon has seen the sharpener a couple times in the past week... and it shows... it shows...) works been ridiculously busy most of the time... joel can vouch for me there... so i haven't had much time to update this bad boy... not that it entirely matter as i'm the only one who reads this anyway... (i'm sure of it)... ok... so those goings ons that i mentioned earlier... i'm bad with remembering... but i'll throw a couple your way... if you like 'em great... if you don't... you can send 'em right back (i think someone spilled honey on this keyboard... i have to exert roughly 4lbs or psi per keystroke... cough... riiiiiiiight) ok... in accounting on monday... the projector went out right over my head... sounded like a gunshot... i kept my cool though... didn't see where marvcus went... (that was the blackest name i could think of... sad... and i'm just joking about the whole racial thing... obviously...) but yeah... i blew a perfectly good opportunity there... speaking of... i was trying to impress a girl on tuesday... (and not by juggling or by drawing a life-size replica of the sears tower in the mud either...) i like to think i'm more sophisticated than that... so i pushed an old lady in front of an oncoming car and than tried to save her at the last second... keyword... tried... how was i supposed to know that she was the driver's mother?... i think i'm losing it... anyway... i think the only thing i impressed her with is my anti-social behavior anytime i'm around someone i don't know... but she probably thought i smelled nice... there's other stuff too... like i made a sandwich today... two in fact... but i gots to jet to discussion... so... toodles... and have a flashy turkey day... please... i'll maybe make some sort of top-5 list for thanksgiving if i get enough time at work next week... like "you" care, "right"?... : P
november 4th is the lesser of two evils
holy balls... here we are... and that's where we are wherever we go. hhaalloowweenn was pretty fun... pretty pretty pretty fun... its just too bad i can never remember what letters pull double duty... j/k... i think... but we (joely-o and me) stopped by anna's party and mi hombre nick's tambien... i hope that's the "brother" hombre and not the "hungry" one... nobody liked our interralated costumers... and i'm pretty sure if God would have been at the party he would have either: a) disassociated himself with us... or 3) picked a fight with us... in case for some bizare reason you haven't heard the lame custume that joel and me were sporting... joel went as a "pants leg thief" and i was his counterpart, the ever legendary "pants leg thief victim"... to pull this one off we knew we were going to need a master tailor, a head full of dreams, and some 'can do' attitude. all three were melded together seemlessly in 15 miraculous minutes... no pun intended with the seemlessly... enough with the alliteration/documentation... in a nutshell (mmmmmm... nutshells...) all the work that this majestic costume took was a quick sheer to the left lag to hack that puppy off... and an exorbitant amount of masking tape to ensure that the remains of the left leg would cling to joel's leg to give the dizzying effect that joel, in fact, is a pants leg thief... i saw an incredible angel at anna's party... awwwww... and anna said she may even introduce us... (if you don't already know i am incapable of socializing with women i've never met before... that's basic stuff though... so you better know that...) and i just asked charlie if i stood a chance... his reply was more-or-less... "she's desparate... but no..." if you hear that sound... that's the sound of my self-esteem being shattered... charlie did say that katie (aka the angel) was around his age though... charlies age = approx. 25... speaking of charlie... since miss anna is on vacation this week (in gloomytown... aka london) its just him and me in the box office today... batman & robin... butch cassidy & the sundance kid... wayne gretzky & the rest of the kings... charlie & the chocolate factory... (now that's topical) i'm sure i just have that on my mind because joel didn't illegally download it and hasn't asked me to watch it on about 17 seperate occasions... and speaking of joel... the kid is a dynamo in the box office... and i get to work my first performance with him tonight... on a completely unrelated topic... i'm 102% sure that nobody even reads this... and if you do... well than that's your problem... and i'm sorry for wasting your time... or am i?... i'm gone like the cars that are street parked on the third friday of every month (street sweeping day)... YOU BEEN TOWED SUCKA!!! p.s. i'm wearing this super spiffy shirt my dad gave to me... its from a lumber company and than on the back it says "best studs on the job"... man i'm a sucker for word-play... cherrio mates until we meet again
