Nov. 11
So really the only reason I'm updating this right now is because I wanted to update on November 11 (aka 11/11... don't worry... I'm not gay and I don't have OCD... cough... well... at least one of those is true... don't ask which j/k!) So today... like so many other Tuesdays... has seen its share of failures and shortcomings. I ended up sleeping late and missing my econ class again today... how I am ever going to meet new people when I'm not going to class or anything, I don't know... So anyway... slept so late I was a half hour late for work... again... second Tuesday in a row. Charlie said he didn't notice/care... but yeah... I could tell he was pissed as fuck at me... but can't really blame him... seems he's just jumping on the bandwagon is all. I think that's about all I've been good at doing the entire time I've been up here... obviously not going to class anyway. So I was pissed as fuck to start with going to work because I knew everyone else would be mad as shit too... than to top matters off... the fucking copier goes spaztic on me! Well rope me up, gag me, tie me to the floor and call me Jericho. The fucking thing had at least... at least 6 fucking paper jams before I just gave the fuck up... with 3 copies in hand... when I need about 70... so fuck it... Went to my music class after work... wasn't too bad... almost stayed awake for half the class... we got to sing too... he said he wouldn't let us go until we did... kinda made me feel like a chinese rice slave... "sing! sing now! more rice! sing!" (said with a Communist accent) found out that the grade sheet with my grade on it is still missing... hmmmm... anyone called scooby yet?... or even better... printed another fucking one?! genius! (can ya see the sarcasm?... does it show up on your fucking screen? what color is it?) So anyway... after that I did nothing... figured why change a good thing eh? (what does it look like? the sarcasm that is) Tried doing a little bit of Philo... yeah, not happening... I haven't completed a single reading assignment yet for that class... why start now? So anyway, nothing much happened after classes today. I went up to Katy's for awhile and got to see her and Allie and had a pretty fun time... Katy was cracking up... in the both senses of the word... : P she knows what I'm talking about... anyway, that was good times... than, Nick had stopped by earlier and told me he wanted to go see Dazed and Confused with me, so I said I'd go, so we went. My first time seeing that movie... t'was a riot I do proclaim. Then we just talked outside for a bit... in the freezing cold... did I mention I was in my boxers? Well it felt like it anyway... I was in a t-shirt and jeans... So I got back to my room about 12:30 and was talking with my bro for awhile. (for those of you who don't know, it's Mike because he is the closest thing to a brother I've ever had, once again, in both senses of the word. lol j/k) That was fun getting to talk with him, haven't had a chance in FFOORREEVVEERR!! The subject matter wasn't the best though... if any of you out there know me and Mike... you can probably guess what it was... so I was kinda feeling down after that... something that did cheer me up though, when I was in the bathroom, (we have newspapers and magazines all over the fucking floor and it pisses me off... but that's besides the point) I read from one of the papers on the floor that "36% of the people feel that the war was successful." Hey tell me somethin' Dubya... does that mean that's at least half the people?... Heh, I sure picked the wrong president to ask that question to! (the following is a quote from Comedy Central) "I like Bush though, he makes me feel like I could be president... He can't say the word terror, ever notice that? Yeah, instead whenever he tries he says the word tear (pronounced like the kind of tear that's a rip, not tear like cry) and he says things like, 'if you a tearist, we gonna git cha!' What kind of president says that?!" Anyway, I have 9 class tomorrow again, so I thinks I besta be gitin' my sleep there. Ahyuk ahyuk. I just have one thing that I want to do first... Amanda knows what I'm talking about...
Nov. 14
So I don't know if any of you remember how I said I HAD to go to sleep early so I wouldn't sleep through my alarm clock again (which I have done at least 3 times this week alone) so I could go to my communications class, because if I missed it, I would lose 5% of my total grade... and be that much closer to getting kicked out of the class. (if you miss 6 classes you're out faster than a Narcoleptic on Ny-Quil... big n... little y... big fucking Q!... Dennis Leary) Anyway... more on that later... for now I'll fill ya in as to what's been going down lately. Jim had to wake me up yesterday... I set my alarm for 7:30 so I could get up and do my business project... needless to say... kinda missed that train... so Jim ended up waking me up at 8:45 (I told him to if I was still asleep) so I woke up... turned over... and went back to bed... yeah... I ended up waking up at about 10:30ish I think... 30 minutes into my econ class... (that class would probably be so easy if I would just go!) so I skipped out on econ... again... to finish my business homework. Finished that up and went to class... which is really never exciting because all we do is work on projects the whole class period... (its the discussion/lab part of the course) So after that, I came back to my room for a little less than an hour. (oh yeah, almost forgot, before I went to my business class I actually had breakfast! like the first time I've had breakfast since I've been up here! raisin bran and oj! rock on!) Anyway, so than I was off to my music/rock class. Actually didn't fall asleep! Stayed awake the whole class! If for some reason any of you want to check it out... we're all on tv! Sunday November 16 at 9 pm... on the Ted Perry show?... never heard of that but anyway... check it out. After class he had our test scores for us... laying on the ground... in no order... it doesn't help that I can't remember what number I used anyway. It was like trying to find a legal Mexican in Texas! Impossible because it doesn't even exist! I apologize for any Mexican able to read this (that means I'm sorry) but you know it's true! : P I don't think it really matters if I found it or not though... he graded on a curve... and I saw about 50 of the 200 scores... and one of them... ONE... UNO... was a B... the rest were all A's in some form or another! So after class I headed off to work. Was pretty fun... worked with Anna... she's really cool and nice... we were talking about the Christmas party and what-not... hoo woo! I'm gonna get to go to 2 different company Christmas parties this year! After work, it was right off to Philosophy... for those of you that remember... I recently took a test in there... one where the 2 essay questions that I had to answer are the 2 that I didn't study at all... well... I got it back yesterday... : \ and well... I got a C+ on the multiple choice luckily... and than on the two essays... sigh... I got an A- on each... which she than weights heavier than the multiple choice because I did better on them! Yeah! I'd say that's pretty good for falling asleep in class... not doing a single reading assignment to date... and not studying for more than 10 minutes for the test eh? And this class wasn't too bad... I only fell asleep once! It's so weird because it's like you time travel... I fell asleep when she was talking about this one thing... woke up when she was talking about something completely different... but I thought she was still talking about the other thing... mass confusion and insanity insued as I thought I was a rebel Englishman from 1834 revolting against the king... So class got out around 8ish... and I was just relaxing in my dorm for about an hour or so... than I went up to Katy and Mandy's room for the "pizza party" lol. Allie came a bit later. We stayed up there til about 10 than went downstairs to get good seats for the wedding... (American Wedding was showing in Flicks) So, we watched that, laughed hysterically when Jim shaved his balls... (I wonder if that really works! j/k... p.s. it does! : P ) So it got done a bit after 12... and I knew that I had to get to bed... (so I would be able to get up on time for today) so I had to go my own way... but about 12:30ish... (I was still up... just about to get ready for bed) Allie comes busting through my door, baracading us in and locking Mandy and Katy out... that shit was like Fort Knox... wasn't nobody gettin in or out without getting shot! I still have no idea why we had to hide in Gabe's room... or why she did any of it in the first place lol. Allie... you are just too keyrazy gurl! You rock my proverbial face off! (I never thought I'd miss mr. Zellmer!) So about 5 minutes after the pounding on the door desists... we decide to be brave and face our punishment from Mandy and Katy and open the door... but they were gone... and in there place was my 450 lb R.A.! I was just like... oh my God! Did he eat them!? I was a little worried when I saw that he had his walkie talkie in his hand though... thought he fucking coked up and fucking called security on them! lol... that was a very awkward moment though... I apoligized for them if they were making too much noise... (he said that me and Allie were too?... fuck that noise! that's bs!) and then he just kept standing there... and standing... I thought he was waiting for the attack dogs or something... but I said something else... whatever it was it finally got him out of there... don't really remember what it was... maybe I told him his Toaster Struddle was done...? I could really go for some Toaster Struddle now! mmmmmmm Toaster Struddle! Anyway... so Allie had to leave, because I needed sleep! I walked her to the elevator to make sure Katy and Mandy didn't have an ambush planned lol. And got back to my room bout 1ish. Sigh... then I got ready for bed and hopped in... and restlessly tossed and turned until... well the last time I remember looking at my clock it read 2:20 and some odd change... so much for getting to bed early huh? (you think you have sleeping problems? here's a "test" you can take. Click here for the Sleep Test. This is what I supposedly have... You show symptoms of sleep apnea, a potentially serious sleep disorder. People with sleep apnea quit breathing repeatedly, often hundreds of times during their nights sleep. You show symptoms of insomnia, which is defined as a persistent inability to fall asleep or stay asleep. Ha! Insomnia! C'mon now! I have all ten of my fingers thank you very much! ...wait a minute... what did you say?... insomnia is when you have trouble/can't fall asleep and you toss and turn restlessly for hours no matter how tired you are?... Somehow I think I have selective insomnia though... and plus I have the best of both worlds! Because it seems I can never fall asleep AND I can never wake up! is that reverse insomnia? Rinsomnia? Maybe I have some sort of phobia... like I'm afraid of waking up?...) Anyway... I did end up waking up bout 9:20 and getting to class around 9:30ish... only to find out that class got out early! Fuck! Crap crap crap! I still went in though because I needed to talk to her. So I got talking with her and stuff... and now that she doesn't seem to hate me anymore she's way cool. I got my grade back from my speech I gave too... I don't know how I managed... but I got a 93% on it! She even complemented me on my speech saying... and I quote, "Your delivery was excellent. It was clear that you were prepared & organized. You sounded very knowledgeable about your topic." Well I'm glad it sounded that I was prepared and organized having completed the project about 5 hours before it was due and what-not... she's a real cool teacher though. But I got back about 10ish than and talked to my bro for a bit... now I'm here... don't really know what I'm gonna do now... I still have to find out when all my finals are... so maybe that's a plan eh?... oh well... we'll see what happens... (p.s. apparently Jim thinks it's still 1841... he's complaining about our black cleaning lady's humming... : \ )
Nov. 16
Omg! This weekend has been IINNSSAANNEE!! So much crazy fun! Friday after class I didn't really do much... I think I took a nap because I was really tired... but other than that... me and Mandy went out grocery shopping at the local ghettofied Sentry. (I still wouldn't be able to tell you how to get there Mandy lol) That was about the most excitement and fun I've ever had while grocery shopping... (excuse me sir... where do you keep your Spagetti-O's? : P ) Got tons of stuff and more bagels than even God knows what to do with. After almost an hour and a half of grocery shopping lol we mozied on back to el dormitorios. I had to hustle and make my way to work than. Work was tons of fun! Me and Denise and Natasha were working for the UWM Orchestra and it was crazy, but really busy... After work I was just relaxing in my room and stuff because I didn't really have any plans or anything. Come about 10ish I think, Mandy invited me and Al-e over. (I was just planning on going over and watching a movie with them or something relaxing... because honestly, I was pretty damn tired and out of it) So we got over there... and we did eventually put in a movie... by about 12 I think lol. Put in Almost Famous... wow... that was interesting after that... Mandy and Allie were planning my future for me lol. They were banking their success on mine! (me going to be the most awesome kick ass take no prisoners rock star that is... cough) I can't even really remember what everybody was saying! It was just too much! Sensory overload! : P (see... I told you girls that I wouldn't even remember anything we said lol) After we were done watching the movie (my second time "watching" it without actually seeing it! lol) we put in another movie to "watch." A Knight's Tale... which I have no idea what that was about... all I know is the only time I paid any attention was when Shannyn Sossamon was on lol. The rest of the time we were all acting so keeeeeeeeyrazy! Mandy had to get up by 5:45 to go to a meeting at work... and by about 3 I think she realized that it would be better to just stay up. lol. I think I ended up heading back to my room about 4:30... I was so worked up after that, I just couldn't get to sleep... so I tried playing some Madden on my computer to get me sleepy lol. I was still awake by 6 (and I know Allie was too lol you are too crazy!) But by about 6:30 I figured I better try to get some sleep anyway... ended up waking up around 2:30ish in the afternoon... watched some college football... tried writing and playing the ol' guitar... didn't really do a whole lot. Didn't have to work... which kinda fucked up my schedule... got to talk to Liz though! And if you're a religious person and it wouldn't be too much... her family, but especially her cousin Sarah, would really appreciate it if you kept them in your prayers... her cousin is in the hospital... that's really all I can say... or want to say about the subject... because its very personal. Than me and Allie ended up going back over to Mandy's again. Once again I was going over hoping to relax and chill... next time I want to do that I'll keep in mind that I shouldn't call up Allie or Mandy. lol wow... I don't know if we were as crazy... but we were fucking insane... that's for sure... I don't even know where to start! Cuz once again... I can't even remember half the crazy stuff that went down! (which is kinda scary : \ ) Anyway... about 6 Allie ended up leaving because me and Mandy needed some sleep lol. I ended up sleeping over (Katy wasn't there, but don't worry Katy... I didn't sleep on your bed : P ) Woke up about 2:30 Sunday afternoon lol. Came back to my room, talked to my bro, watched some football... and finally got to relax! Hellzmothafuckingyeah! Anyways, bout 9:30 now and I'm getting ready to head out with pimp masta Floyd. Me and NF will prolly be back round 12... then I'll need some sleep so I don't sleep through my alarm clock! (hopefully I won't fucking spaz out when I'm sleeping tonight lol) lates.
To la casa de college