man... soooo soooooo much stuff has been going down... i wouldn't even know where to start if i could remember any of it... : \ i guess the thing that's been on everyone's mind lately... where are we going to live... and does don knots really make a believable deputy?... (everyone's mind save... the queen... ouch... that was so lame i think my appendix just ruptured... and by appendix i mean the 13 pages at the end of my accounting book that list tootsie rolls net income and accounts receivable... yikes) anyway... last night was pretty fun... josh came up... man i love that kid to death... almost unhealthy... he'll probably be living up in milwaukee next year... almost said yar... that's gonna be unpredictable and haphazard to say the least!... aka insanely fun... back to the topic at hand though... just got an application for a place today... had our rents check it... how come thing's are never as good as you remembered them?... i mean... its still a pretty decent place... i guess maybe just having our parents there kind of opened our eyes a little bit... its definately not up to the quality or the place we're at now... mr. z is a good man... if anybody needs a two bedroom... talk to that man... its a little far away from campus for my blood... but he's a pretty nice guy and reasonable... (unless it comes to outrageous claims about de-humidifiers : P j/k) anyway... my mood has been about as constant as a variable... oooooo... some days i've just been deleriously ecstatic... than others i've been a real gloomy gus... more often than not it seems the latter... today's been a good day though... i think i might have only used about 5-30 explitives today too!!!... a normal day usually consists of a range between 100-20000048... and 3 oz. diced onions... of course that's probably because i was sleeping until 6:17pm... and its currently 6:34pm... ok... that was a lie... just trying to keep you on your toes... but its probably because i spent the good majority of the day talking/surrounded by parents... had a fun time though... kinda t.o.ed (aka ticked off!... bitches... dammit... there i go... *sigh*) kinda t.o.ed that i'm gonna miss family guy/american dad/the greatest hour of television the world has seen since they vh1 ran a behind the scenes look at dinosaurs (the tv show... with the baby... and the hot brontasaurus... riiiiiiiiight) gonna miss it cuz i'm at work... what else is new huh?... my last day/night though... kinda sad... and hungry... and my legs are killing me from the workout yesterday... man... i can barely lift them to walk... lol nate's mom commented on the smoke detector at the new place we were looking at... the funny part is it was in 100 times better shape than ours is now... aka it was at least partially connected... and it wasn't on the floor... and the battery probably was leaking acid and being used as a torturing device... joel... : P... i wouldn't wish that at anybody... having a 9volt being whipped at your face... thank god that god made elbows... thank god... : P... but thing's have been pretty par lately... i guess that's a good thing?... not a whole bunch of drama... don't know if i mentioned this yet... and i'm too lazy to read my own damn "update"... but i'm heading back to racine tonight... gonna be in town til wednesday/thursday... than i gotta head back up here for one final final... : P... (side note: man i've never seen somebody so adament about proving that they're a senior... this guy asked if i wanted to see his aarp card... (whatever the hell the hell flying fuck fuck that is?...) and i told him that i believed him... and he just goes rifling through his wallet trying to find it... whatever...) back on track... anyway... so thursday i have my comp. sci. final at 5... i can't believe that i'm gonna be a freaking junior already... that's just way too crazy... i don't even know what i want to do yet... with my life or with my... spice rack... man that would be sweet if i had one... but i don't... so i suck... man... i have to find a girl... and take care of this wicked button on my shirt... maybe if i wasn't such a chaunce i'd be able to find a girl... : P... i wish i was more social/stable... not the kind that you store horses in either... or keep them... whatever... maybe if i didn't have such a hairy first set of knuckles... i mean jesus... i look like a f'in gorilla or a mighty duck... man that was a good movie... emilio estavez... what did you become?... you monster!... i think this is a pretty good update thusfar... and its prolly gonna start gettin packed at work... so i think i'm gonna have to hang up the ol' hat... i don't know if that's THE expression... but at least now its AN expression... of human emotions... that computers can't possess... I, ROBOT WAS A LIE!!!! A HOAX DAMMIT!!!... sorry... that statement holds no bearing and wouldn't last a second in a criminal court... anyway... i think i've pretty much implimented every one of my classes into this damn thing... especially my profanity class... making up for lost time i guess... anyway... gotta fly... (rocky : P ) lates...
p.s.... i think i may have just seen one of the most ridiculous products ever... a cd (of 12 songs) that encaptures the music of the 20th century... or is a "sampler" of music?... wththff ever... *coughripoff*...*cough* that's right mr. girafe... all the marmalade...
get sixed... deep sixed... on may 6th...
this is gonna be insanely quick i think... we've been real f'in busy lately... grrrr... anyway... was crazy today... was goin up the stairs in mitchell hall... all of a sudden all the lights went out... came back on in like 5 seconds... than the fire alarm went off... creepy part was all the doors swung shut... like straight out of a cliched b-horror movie... was nuts... apparently there was a flood in the art building i guess which tripped the power... anyway... gotta fly... lates
if you like cinco de mayo!!!
well well well ladie and gentleman... looks as if the time of judgement is at hand... cinco de mayo... is there any other greater day in the history of mankind?!... or the world?!!... lots of stuff's been going down recently... kennedy's dead... george and weezy are movin' on up... and... apparently there's been some sort of recent inovation in transportation simply called the "automobile"... i believe however that its pronounced "aw-toe-mo-beel"... or "aw-too-mo-bi-l" it may be a long 'i' sound... i don't have a lot of time though... the government's on to me... da-da-daaaa!... blah... but i'm going to seriously try to find some time and update this bad-boy sometime... and i'm not talking about no 'p. diddy'... : P... yikes... i'm sure that i'm the only person who thinks that's remotely funny... off to compy sci-ex. class... boo-yah!!!... learning about artificial intelligence... yipes... i'm out... like every lightbulb in out apartment... ouch... anyway... hope everyone has a very free and unoppressive cinco de mayo!
parte deuce...
well... technically cinco de mayo be over son... tech-ni-cally.. i never was one for computers though... so tonight is homework night... ugh... why am i typing in here?... so i don't go crazy... how do i not go crazy?... by talking to myself... its cyclical... don't even try to comprehend it... i sure as poop can't... today at work i believe i may have ... oh man... i just said may... guess what month it is!... that's like saying i can't january through it!... in january!... whoa... anyway... i think i saw the world's most attractive girl at work today/yesterday now... man... she shoulda been frickin' wearing a medal... maybe she was... i was too draw in by her personali-infuckingcrediblebeauty... she seemed super nice though... cuz she wanted to by tickets for a performance that was sold out... and at first i was like... don't worry... sit tight and i'll get you in... but than she probably would have gotten in trouble no matter how i got her in... so than i was like... ok... you can have any number of my limbs as compensation... but that's against company policy... usually... anyway... long story short... the old 6 1/2' g.i.joe's just couldn't make the grade anymore... but... even though she was very fucking ridiculously gorgeous... she didn't even hold a candle to this girl i know... due to time constraints... and other legal restraints... i.e. orders from the court that prohibit me from traveling within a 300 yd. perimeter of her... her name will be mysteriously omitted... unless you take the time to decypher the code imbedded in this update!... simply take the first letter of everyword... and subtract it by the gravitational pull of the earth... (in NEWTONS... not lbs... god... do i have to explain errrverything?! : P ) and than rotate 5 letters backwards... there you have it... kwajimba-lancecraft... that's her... man... that sounds like a fucking motorboat... anyway... we're gonna be throwing a dinner party soon i think... the thinking comes with the soon... cuz we're definately having the fucking shindig... appetizers include but are not limited to: deviled eggs, homemade breadsticks/garlic bread, & soup/salad... with a main course of lasagna or mostacolli w/homemade meatballs... and for desert?... maybe a cherry pie with vanilla bean ice cream or cheesecake with strawberries/cherries or hot rubble ejected from an active volcano... or some chocolate dish... maybe moose... or something like it... and don't worry... we'll have a 'dry run' like 2 weeks before so we actually know if the stuff's good or not/can improve upon it immensely and without reservations or limitations... the possiblities are endless... but i have to get back to my entrepreneurship homework... YES!!!... sarcasm?... why what ever do you mean?... ugh... lates
