June 14
I need to find a place to live before i end up in the proverbial "dumpster behind the house"... hey... at least i won't be on the street... seriously... something is wrong with me and that something is cerebal pulsy... and cunalingus... ha... sick... kcis... sick backwards almost looks like kix... you know... the frisbee... the cereal... why i choose not to just not use not the backspace key button is not not up to me...?... i don't think it really matters though... nobody is ever going to read this... and if you do... i'll give you a share of my booty... ha!!! that's pirate treasure... sucker... anyway... so far this has been a very rough summer... time apart is time i would rather not have... to deal with... or have in any sexual way... that's just not kosher... like not all beef hotdogs... although those turkey one's ain't half bad... i've been doing a lot of missing... and thinking... and stealing this summer... so far i have accumulated 9 rubberbands (all on my wrist simulaniously as we speak... would saying redundant be redundant because being redundant is the last thing i want to be, regardless of redundancy...) and i have also amassed one road sign... which brings my grand total to... two... not counting... both of the one's i have?... i have two... i've also spent a good share of the summer being confused and lonely... these past couple of days i just haven't really felt like myself... this whole summer i haven't really... feels like part of me is missing... the best part... the part of me that makes me happy... that makes me smile... that makes me cry... that makes me feel... that wants to take showers with me : P (j/k) i am very much looking forward to the end of this month... but also dreading it at the same time... various reasons for both... but obviously the only important one is the new season of beast master begins! j/k... the real only reason i can't wait for the end of june is so that i can finally see bobbi again... it seems like its been forever... we've been through so much in such a short amount of time... but the important thing is we went through them together and we're still here sweetie. i miss everything about you... yes... even when you're crabby : P... now the reason that i'm scared... i'm scared that you won't miss me... i know you'll say that's "silly"... : P... but you have a lot on your mind hunny... and you've been through more in 19 (almost 20! : ) ) years than anyone should have to ever go through in their life... i just hope in some small way that i can help you get through this babers... so apparently this "update" has turned into a "love letter" to my princess... if you're name is not bobbi brown... or if it is and you're a wifebeating criminal... i aplaude you... and ask you to please teach me how to spell... seriously though... bobbi brown... if you're reading this... you are the only thing i can think about... which sucks... cause than i don't have anything to talk to you about... but... that's besides the point... point is... i updated this site that time and 99% of the people in this world forgot... because there's only 100 people in the world?... and i'm the 1% that remembered?... good job dave... way to bring one home and win one for the skipper... take one for the team... rally hats on... and................ go!... other than thinking about you know who : P i've been thinking about mrs. brown at work... and when i got my new car... and when i jumped the grand canyon... and even when i invented the egg roll... or the log roll : P... i know that nobody will ever read this... but that makes this a great way to express my emotions... FROZEN TAG ROCKS!!!!! that's all... and goooooodnight.
p.s. crap... i totally just erased my (one) april entry... crapity crap crap craperoo
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