Jan. 27
Guess who's back... back again... back from the mother fucking ham and grin... hope everyone's break was as strillatastic as yours truly! I have to admit that that was the best winter break ever!!! EEVVEERR!! Seriously though... between fun at work and at home... (and not having time to get the band off the ground... yet : P ) I don't think this break could have been any frickin' better! Got awesome Christmas/b-day presents from Jeff, Joel & Mike... (p.s. you don't want to know! lol) And just had a blast the whole time!!! I don't think I was ever really bored for a second... which is pretty rare for me these days... a.d.d. and all you know... is that chicken gumbo?!!! and a circle!!! where does it start?! planes are cool! so are running in place and people named Zacherius! I can't even start to explain what all went on this vacation though... pretty much everything that could... did... except for deportations, heretic blenders, and high sticking violations... I should be going back to Racine next weekend for my guy Joel's & my mom's birthday... (I was gonna put a / in there rather than ye ol' ampersand... but figured that sounded too much like Joel was my mom... and unless some crazy astrological event has taken place... aka the Twilight Zone... that hasn't happened in recent memory... All I'm trying to say is that it's snowing outside like it's Mama Sita's... Mother Nature if you will... frickin' job... word to the wise... when you're walking up a snow covered hill... never stop... you'll need all you can get of that thing that God calls "momenimum"... I looked like a fucking mime out there... a mime pretending to run up a snow-covered hill, trying to run up a snow-covered hill... my classes es asi-asi... geo sci... meh... I needed a lab... calc... hurray for teachers from other countries who have phrases like "praise allah" or "destroy the infidels" on the home page of their website... : \ ... all I'm saying is I'm glad my penis works... (since when did this site get x-rated?... or at least nc17?!) Since I started shopping at Big Lots god dammit! Oh and my nursing class seems like it might be kinda fun... I hope so with the Navy nazi keeping us there for the full 2:40 of class... : \ ... work (the Milwaukee kind) is going pretty good too... had a fun time with Anna, Charlie, and Laura today. Than today, after I got out of my nursing class... completely drained of any life force I once possessed... (chill out on the over-exageration there Obi-wan... : P ) Katy, Mandy, and Allie stopped by for awhile, than Nick came over, and after the better half... errr... 3/4... (calculus eh?... no sweet... sweat...) of the quad left, me and Nickevelli went out to Oakland Gyros and than over to Katie's. (Kelsey's over on the east coast for a semester) Hung out over there for awhile and talked and watched a movie... nothin really exciting happened today... or did it?... no, nothing... or maybe there was something?... okay... enough's enough... ended up getting back bout 12:30ish and here I am at 2 a.m. after talking with some peeps for awhizzle... (oh yeah... one notable note that happened this break was a 3 doors down concert that rocked almost as much as the fruitless adventure afterwards!... and i'm not talking about a lack of oranges here... cuz lemme me to you me... I had plenty of oranges... PPLLEENNTTYY!!... of oranges... a plethera... muchos... anaranjados... hehehe... didn't think I remembered el clase de espanol did ya?... DID YA?! suddenly lost track of parenthesis... said like parenthesis and not parentheseas... NEXT YEAR IS JUST GOING TO BE SO INSANELY FUN!!! I'M NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT BUILDING UP TOO HIGH OF EXPECTATIONS BECAUSE THAT'S DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE... in case you... you know who you are... the person who hasn't heard the news... (the hear that you hear has ear in it! that's how I remember!) me, Jeff, Joel... and mystery guest #2 will all be moving in together if all goes as planned!!! We may not be able to trash it like we did to that hotel room up in Maddy... but damn... could I ask for better roomies?! I just hope that everything works out... fingers crossed... holding lucky rabbits foot... heh... not so lucky for the rabbit is it?... there's so much more to write aboot... but I just can't... if you want to talk... my aim is practically always on... just leave a message... and if you want to read more... just check out my secret thoughts page : P (it's the one with the moose on it... strawberry moose... is that still spelled moose?... meh... peace)
Jan. 28
This weekend is gonna be so tight! Toight like a toiger! (I think I am the only person in tu casa that remembers and still uses that frase... phrase...) Today was decent... although it is currently 1:02... and I have yet to even place my name on my math assignment... let alone crack that book like Whitney Houston... : P Crack is whack Whitney! Anyway... ended up waking up at like 7:30ish... how the hell I managed that one is beyond me and the farthest Rod Stewart concert... Anywho... geology was... about rocks... and fig newtons... and stuff that... makes stuff... or does stuff... how much can you learn about a rock?... unless you can make it do a Rodney Dangerfield impersonation... or even better... a Rodney Dangerfield on PCP impersonation... and make him be funny... than I'd be intriguied... holy fucking shit... spell much there Dave?... But after that I went to my calculus class... got there a little earlier and I started talking with this girl named Lada... (pretty sure that's how it's spelled... pronounced Lay-da either way) she's like from Armenia... that's CRAZY!! She seems pretty cool... but good luck on me ever finding her again... I barely even see myself... and I have all the same classes as me!... I mean... there's only like 300 people in my calc class... did I mention that lecture hall that it's in has a fucking balcony?... ever time I step in there I expect to see some British people jump up while their monocle falls out and start saying things like, "Braaaavo" or "Encore"... anyone ever seen that Cosby's?... huh? HUH?! After that I just came back and ate... ran out of breath running up the stairs... lol... must be the altitude... went to work after that... and missed out on meeting Story of the Year due to aforementioned shitkicker!!! Never even got to see them... missed the concert too... grrrrrr... hypothermia has no place in a blockaid!!! So after I ruttered through back to the dorms... one arm and several convex notations later... I listened to the new Death Cab for Cutie CD I just bought... I should really have myself checked out... I can never go into that place and not buy anything!!!... Just like a bake shop... or a Jiffy Lube... but I always get confused by the name on that one... j/k... did some stuff 'round here when I got back... watched a lil more Space Ghost... lol... played me some hockey eh?... me and Mike had to play each other eh?... eh? eh?... yeah eh?... what are ye talking aboot eh?... much to your dismay... riding on the sun's golden ray... than working on my favourite case and making a sufle... cough... anyway... later me and Nick went out to the Oriental theatre and saw 21 Grams... great movie but more confusing than Stockard Channing hosting the first Olympics while southern food became the greatest from of transportation for ink dried clamydia... so yeah... shit I just remembered I have to check Mike's Joel's and Tom's sites... I haven't checked them since 1349... back when strokes were the main form of entertainment... Mike... seriously though... this weekend... we'll caution tape it up at Carthage... ; ) you can go see Becky... Jeff can talk to Lauren... and... I'll chill with C.T.G.... : ) Provided my bleeding hernia doesn't have anything to do with it... is there any other kind of hernia?... peace out all... and don't forget to high five grandma!
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