you're telling me its jan 27?!
by reading this you renounce all other months and are officially registered as a member of the 'jan clan' and your birthday will be adjusted as such... well boys and girls... looks like break is finally over... (in retrospect a word like finally may imply excitement... i.e. that kangaroo finally decided to remove his sexual organ from my glass of warm cranberry juice...) anyway... its been a long break... and i'm really quite unprepared for school to start agaaain... i'm only scheduled to work tres (3) dias (days) a (a) week... but bad news is... in those 3 days i'm almost pulling 20 hours of good ol' fashioned work behind me... so i got that goin' for me which is nice... hope everyone out there had themselves a merry little christmas... i know lou bega did... have a little bit of mary in his life... why is he doing applebee's commercials?... are they paying him with free meals/dropping the lawsuit against him for public urination... on people... (for legal reasons i must also state that i have no photographic proof of this incident... which is probably for the best...) i've been at work since 10 this morn... currently... its 440... and i'm completely dead... i've only had 2 sandwiches and a bowl of cereal today... and i'm ready to eat this computer... seriously... at least at 5 i get to go home so i can fall asleep on our sofa and dream about what the transformers do at thanksgiving... had each one of my classes at least once so far... that's all i have to/want to say about that... (as i gradually give in to the dark prince and sell my soul away to the life of business... : P ) i hurt myself the other day... and it hurt... i think i ripped one of my tendons out... than replaced it with a rusty knife... because thats what it feels like... j/k... but i do have to be careful what i do with my left hand now... (cough...) haven't really been doing anything productive lately... been too lazy to be honest... the new klotsche center/facility/compound is amazing and should win every medal at the olympics this year... (except bobsledding... everyone knows the germans always win that... was that a cool runnings reference?... you tell me...) saw miss mandy yesterday... which was fan-freakin-tastic... seems like she's doing well... other than a little bit of stress... which... lets be honest... can easily be remedied by painting, floating down a lazy river, or cutting up a bum and throwing his liver at infants... spring break is going to be so good this year... how good?... let's just say it will make gandi look like a child pornographer... (will ferrall ladies and gentlemen...) and i just may have to dedicate an entire page to it! : O i only have 10 minutes left... and i probably have about 1 hour worth of work left to do... super... so i'll leave you with dave's top 5 winter break crushes... enjoy... that's an order...
