Dave's Favorite Things?
BANDS:
Count it!!
CHRISTMASES:
- June-teenth Day
- Christmas
- Easter
- March 4th
- Christmas again...
SONGS:
ALBUMS:
- Silent Alarm by: Bloc Party
- Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia by: The Dandy Warhols
- ...i need some water...
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MOVIES:
- Van Wilder
- Equilibrium
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- Office Space
- Boondock Saints
- G.I. Drew (what can i say except best movie EVER?)
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- Cheaply dubbed Kung fu movies (including Godzilla)
- RPD: Lucky's Revenge (well the trailer anyway)
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- Old School
- Anchorman
- Wedding Crashers
- 40 Year-Old Virgin (insert lame joke about biography here...)
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TEEVEE SHOWS:
- Arrested Development
- The Office (UK)
- game shows
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NAMES TO CALL PEOPLE:
- Slugger
- Chief
- Killer
- Ace
- Cap (short for Captain)
- Slick
- Sport
- Kid/Son
- Champ
- Tiger
- Soldier/Trooper
- (any name that sounds ghetto i.e. Ray Teezy or B. Jizzle)
- Spanky
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TOP 10+ INVENTIONS:
- Music
- Arrested Development
- Bruce Lee
- Sliced Bread
- Cotton Candy (just cuz its fun to play with)
- Finger yo-yos
- Innuendos
- Brunch (the word and the meaning)
- The word: Margleharp (courtesy of Max and me)
- Chocolate muffins
- Color guard
- The Milky Way slogan (more pleasure than you can measure... lol)
- The Real World: San Diego
- (tie between) Jeanie from I Dream of Jeanie & canned meats...
- Strech Armstrong
SAYINGS:
- Nice shootin' Tex.
- I like the cut of your jib.
- Now that's the kind of moxy I'm looking for!
- Am I in hell? No, worse. Wisconsin. (Dogma)
- I want to go, now give me back my leg! (from Frida)
- I should get some nachos, but I don't want any. (the most useless sentence of all time? I heard it at Westgate one time)
- Wow... if he's here, who's running hell? (Van Wilder)
- You never answer the door anymore! You never talk to me on AIM! You never return my phone calls! And you don't even acknowlege me in public! omg... that was Randy... and I think he's gay! (Katy)
- I propose we trade France the Eifel Tower for the Grand Canyon, but after France sends us the Eifel Tower... we won't send them the Grand Canyon. ("Tim Calhoun" on SNL)
- Life is what happens when you're busy making plans. (John Lennon)
- Hey racoon! Watch out for that truck! / What truck mother fuc...
- Courage is not the absence of fear, but the willingness to take risks even when we feel fear. (...too lazy to research who said it...)
- Hey...don't be a hero. (me in reference to whenever someone tries to do some extrordinary task without asking for help)
- Blah! (me in responce to everything...including silence...also fairly commonly used by Count Dracula, although I try to stay away from that stereotypical aspect of the word : P )
- Boo on _______! (fill in the blank, use your imagination! ...Blah!)
- Fuck that noise!
- What else am I gonna do? Stay here and learn? (Road Trip)
- It's supposed to be a challenge. If it was easy it would just be "the way." (ditto)
- In a perfect world: *my dsm would run 12's, i would be dating a chick with a dsm hotter than mine with a lot of money whos gunna buy me stuff and she would be made up of: greek hornyness, spanish sexyness, asian tinyness, sweedish big boobs, porta rican thighs and butt, and more mechanical knowledge and ability than all of nhra put togather. mitsubishi trannys would be built solid like a rock, a turbo upgrade would be no more than 100 dollars, APC would be bankrupt, apexi would give me a sponsership, i would have a 99 gsx with a evo 4g63 in it, gas would be like 2cents a gallon and 110 octane would be at the pumps. (Joel's info...I have no idea what half that stuff is...but I like that thing about the girl!)
- The one who makes you cry isn't worth your tears. The one who is worth your tears would never make you cry. (Lisa...well at least it was in her info)
- I'm leading! Where are we going? (Mike in Milwaukee)
- Hey, I'm not poor, I'm poo. I'm so broke I can't even afford the "r". (me refering to my financial status)
- Prepare to be surprised!
- Crazy gibberish! (the prof. on Futurama talking about the French language)
- You met me at a very strange point in my life. (Fight Club)
- I think there should be some sort of legal status for all illegal immigrants in America. (from CNN FN)
- ...Canada, Russia, Germany,... who's the other one?... France?... Just shut up!! (also from CNN FN)
- Sometimes people love other people for no reason. (from Malcom in the Middle)
- C'mon boys, eat up. If you're gonna fight an evil empire, you'll need your potasium! (Legend of the Red Dragon)
- Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you?! (must shake fist with this one)
- "...like a turd making a daring escape!" "Dude... did you just say like a turd driving a blue Escape?" (me and my anerexic hearing in response to one of Jeff's comments)
- "Hey guys, you remember that time when I murdered the head of the Russian mafia and nobody knew about it?..." (Jeff, Joel and me talking about a movie that doesn't exist... yet)
- where's the murder button? (Jeff playing NHL '04)
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WAYS ARNOLD WILL SAVE CALIFORNIA:
- Put the "Freeze" on taxes
- Terminate their budget deficit
- Reduce their Collateral Damage
- Recall all of the other 48 contiguous state's governors so Arnold will become the grand supreme ruler of America in what will be known as a Total Recall
- Jingle All The Way back to Hollywood to make more movies and put California as #83 on Arnold's "to do" list.
- Become the Last Action Hero by banishing all men under the age of 82 from the state in order to become the only man in the state physically able to fornicate
- Give birth to new power plants (I apologize for even making you remember about Junior... if I could I would burn that part of my brain off by superheating staples, shooting them periodically into my head throughout the day, than use a rusted spoon to dig them out... in hopes that they would bring that part of my memory with it... hey, its a chance I'm willing to take...)
- Find California's long lost brother... whose a little smaller... a little wider... but 10 times as funny
- Destroy California in 6 Days (or less, kinda like a pizza delivery... if I don't demolish this state in 6 Days or less... than its free!) (p.s.... does anybody even know what movie i'm talking about here... i didn't think so)
- Erase all the horrendous movie comments i'm making here... because they're lame... and i have nothing better to do...
- Help California survive a bloody battle with an alien race, which enjoys killing humans for the sport of it, and has far superior technology and weapondry, and all Arnold has is nothing but some dental floss... and his brain!
- Become the first governor ever to resign because, (read the following in Arnold's "accent" for full hilarity! : P ) "I am want to remake Conan the Bar... Bar... (sound it out Arny...) Bar...bar...ian, yah." (which if lucky (for him) would go directly to video and gross roughly $.47... if lucky for us it would be the first thing NASA puts on the shuttle that they're launching directly at the sun to "just see what the fuck happens when shit blows up")
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THINGS I HATE:
- Small, dark, enclosed areas (yes, i am claustrophobic)
- When ice cream melts, runs down your arm, and dries, on those oh so hot Wisconsin summer nights
- Not having any air left in your lungs to talk, let alone breathe (mostly because i'm out of shape... the other 22% is because i'm underwater...)
- Hoping that there is somebody out there for me...
- Speleeng (speling...splling...spelling...yeah...score one for the good guys!)
- The burning sensation in my eyes when I leave my contacts in for weeks on end... : \
- The burning sensation when I pee after me and Milva, the raging French whore, make whoopie
- People who don't get/don't like my stupid jokes... : P
- When people blow things out of proportion/misunderstand/jump to conclusions/or just plain don't pay any attention!
- When my friends don't realize just how special they are
- Being the type of person who needs somebody all of the time
- Assholes, Jackasses, disloyal punk ass bitch made foo's, call 'em what you want I hate them all
- The song "Act A Fool" by: Ludacris
- When "fast food" takes FFOORREEVVEERR!! (I'm sorry but damn that, anything that takes over an hour doesn't classify as "fast food" in my book!)
- When my supply of angeldust is running low and I have to go out and steal a purse from the first old lady I see for money, but then I'm still tripping out so bad, I think she's a grizzly bear and she proceeds to beat the high out of me with her aluminum walker that has those little tennis balls on the bottom so it is easier for her to move it along the sidewalk unless she comes across a crack... or I push her off a cliff... : \
- How quickly I get angry with someone... sometimes even without a reason
- Commercials on those "non-stop rock blocks" on the radio
- Having more things in my "hate" list than my "love" list!
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THINGS I LOVE:
- My true friends who would do anything for me! (and vice versa) ...you guys know who you are
- God
- When ice cream melts, runs down your arm, and dries, on those oh so hot Wisconsin summer nights
- Knowing that there is somebody out there for me
- Looking up at the stars on a cloudless summer/autumn/winter/spring night...(even better when you have someone with you...)
- Econ tests that I'm not prepared for! (wait a minute...that one goes in the hate section)
- Music and everything it means to me
- When my friends finally realize how much they actually mean to me
- Staying up until almost 6 in the morning just talking to people.
- My kung-fu hampster, Bruce
- Day-star Day...
- My family
- Puppies... they don't care who you are, they love you just the same
- Cheering people up and helping them forget their problems... if only for a minute
- Just being around the people that I love... you don't even have to say a word...
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NAMES (SERIOUS ONES):
- Alex
- Joshua
- Nickolas
- Noah
- Autumn
- Aubrey
- Tristen (or Tristan)
- Calin
- Brianon
- Mustafa... : P (hey...Mustafa's a powerful name!...ok, so that one's not serious)
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NAMES THAT I COMBINE INTO ONE NAME:
- Tomothy (Tom & Timothy)
- Mikolus (Mike & Nickolus)
- Jackery (Jack & Zachery)
- Joelsph (Joel & Joseph)
- Chark (Charles & Clark)
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SONG LYRICS: (posted with permission... from the national dairy association...)
- The Artist In The Ambulance by: Thrice (lyrics)
- Bleed by: Cold (lyrics)
- This Side Of Brightness by: Thursday (lyrics)
- Everlong, My Hero & Monkey Wrench by: Foo Fighters (lyrics)
- Again I Go Unnoticed & As Lovers Go by: Dashboard Confessional (lyrics)
- Good Riddance & Church On Sunday by: Green Day (lyrics)
- Slide & Iris by: Goo Goo Dolls (lyrics)
- Save Yourself by: Sense Field (lyrics)
- Songs by The Ataris (lyrics)
- Going Away To College & Adam's Song by: Blink 182 (lyrics)
- Good Lives & Think Twice by: Eve 6 (lyrics)
- Modern Day Prayer by: Twothirtyeight (lyrics)
- Save Tonight by: Eagle Eye Cherry (lyrics)
- Clocks & The Scientist by: Coldplay (lyrics)
- I Won't Lie Down by: Face To Face (lyrics)
- We Found a Place by: Justin Sane (lyrics)
- From the Depths of Dreams EP by: Senses Fail (lyrics)
- Thrice songs (lyrics)
- Watch The World, There Is, & Letters To God by: Boxcar Racer (lyrics)
- Yesterday by: Stereomud (lyrics)
- Poetic Tragedy & Noise And Kisses by: The Used (lyrics)
- Slipping Away by: Trust Co. (lyrics)
- Guilt by: Fingertight (lyrics)
- Incubus songs (lyrics)
- My Letter by: Flaw (lyrics)
- Brand New Day by: Forty Foot Echo (lyrics)
- God Called In Sick Today by: AFI (lyrics)
- Little Things by: Bush (lyrics)
- Disconnected by: Epidemic (lyrics)
- 6 To 8 by: AFI (lyrics)
- Wonderwall by: Oasis (lyrics)
- This Time Imperfect by: AFI (lyrics)
- Other AFI songs (lyrics)
- The Leaving Song by: AFI (lyrics)
- The Great Disappointment by: AFI (lyrics)
- Further Seems Forever songs (lyrics)
- Cold songs (lyrics)
- Sorry by: Crazy Town (lyrics)
- Cumbersome by: Seven Mary Three (lyrics)
- Red Hot Chili Peppers songs (lyrics)
- Deliverance by: Bubba Sparxxx (lyrics)
- Tied My Hands by: Seether (lyrics)
- Whatever You Became by: Cold (lyrics)
- Until The Day I Die by: Story Of The Year (lyrics)
- Cute Without The "E" (Cut From The Team) by: Taking Back Sunday (lyrics)
- Rufio songs (lyrics)
- Brand New songs (lyrics)
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WEBSITES:
- Mike's site (Mike, those things you think of are going through my head too)
- The favorites page on my website (oh the irony)
- Homestarrunner (too funny for words)
- ...maybe i should get some huh?
- hey... how's bouts youse guys look at my links page and find out? EH?!
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POEMS & SHORT STORIES:
ACTIVITIES: (Which is pretty much the same as the next category)
- Listening to music!!! (Music rocks da hizzy!)
- Riding the elevators here on campus (seriously...way fun)
- Playing/watching all sorts of sports (including frolf!)
- Writing song lyrics
- Making/watching movies
- still listening to music!!!
- Sleeping... screw those of you who say sleeping isn't an activity : P
- Trying to play my guitar
- Making dumb websites when I'm bored, that nobody goes to
- Being bored
- Making fun of people on hotornot.com (Jeff, Chase, Joel, Matt, and Mike know what I'm talkin' 'bout)
- Driving while I'm drunk, without my contacts in, with a kilo of pure columbian fine-cut cocaine in my glove compartment and with a loaded .44 on the passenger seat being held by one of my 6 month old children whom was berthed out of wed-lock to a 13 year old indian prostitue who was so addicted to painkillers the doctors said even her great great grandchildren will never be able to feel... feelings or otherwise...
- Being sarcastic (pretty obvious based on the last comment I would say)
- Listening to music!!!
- "Unintentionaly" making people angry or freaking them out
- Listening to music because music makes everything seem better... that and drinking until you can't see liquid in the bottom of the bottle
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THINGS TO DO IN RACINE:
- Make crappy albums
- Make crappy movies
- Talk in third person
- Learning to play guitar by myself (I suck so bad no one wants to teach me)
- Play sports
- Talk with a girl! (only one...)
- Hang out with the best friends in the whole fucking world!
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If "you" have any other "ideas" I could "use" on my "favorites" p"a"ge you can "email" them to "me". "Thanks." [email protected]
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